I seriously think "The Sun" has a "caption this" department. They get random photos and literally make up a story to suit the photos. I doubt we will see any mention of this story in any other media outlet, Thai or otherwise.

 

 

For those of us who actually needed penis reduction surgery to stop scaring the ladies, this approach is not recommended.

Aren't penisectomies women's exclusive specialty? On the other hand: TiT!'

Beat your meat with a hatchet Harry will be a TV spin off very likely cuming soon.

He should now become the Thai government's poster-boy illustrating the dangers of watching porn!!!

 

Knife + Salami = sliced salami  (Ouch!!!)  "Danger, danger, danger" 

Hey, even though he's dumb as dirt,  his epic sadomasochist adventure didn't harm any unsuspecting innocent bystanders.     This guy is a future spooky headline, waiting to happen.  

I don't think he will get the same advantage from watching porn in the future.

I would bet he tried to circumsize 

3 hours ago, Darcula said:

 

Watching that oscar winner Shaving Ryans Privates?

 

As for PP Arnold , 'The first cut is the deepest '  . I think the chap is a bit of a knob .

Which begs the question: Was the porn really that bad...or that good?  

2 hours ago, Juan B Tong said:

It's jack off not hack off!

Simply a translation error. In future ignore the sub titles.

perhaps he thought there were no "inactive posts" left so he created one ??

3 hours ago, Dexlowe said:

The gene pool is holding its collective breath ...

Now if only about 20,000,000 more adult males in LOS would only follow suit.

4 hours ago, YetAnother said:

sounds like this guy is going to have a very troubled future

Probably because of a very troubled past?

4 hours ago, YetAnother said:

he footage ''sent him into a frenzy''

Does that mean the guy in the movie had 12 inches, this guy had 18 and wanted to match him? lol

4 hours ago, webfact said:

The man blamed the porn for making him cut his penis

At least he sticks to the local tradition blaming someone or something else for his very special "shortcoming" 

Gone off half cocked !

Well, that's a slice of bad luck.

Isn’t possession of porn a felony?

 

I think the court should consider the resulting pain and suffering as repayment of his debt to society.  Ouch.

Darwinism at it's finest!!

There may be more to this story .

Maybe he was attacking someone, trying to rape them and the victim attacked him back ?

<deleted> did I just read? :)

This will give more weight to the whole 'porn is evil, the Thai people should not be allowed to watch porn' argument 

Choking one's Nong is always a bad idea, even in Nong Chok district.

This moron should be locked up and forced to watch more porn with hands tied!

"pictured above in an ambulance"

 

That's an ambulance?  

Just a botched DIY gender reassignment attempt. He must have really been watching and imitating the you tube video from Germany. 

Maybe he was dying for a slash. 

 

 

Blamed the movie for this...
There is always somebody/something to blame.
But welldone! Sliced only himself.