Drunk Ratchaburi Man Wakes Up Without Penis

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Drunk Ratchaburi Man Wakes Up Without Penis

By Jintamas Saksornchai, Staff Reporter

 

Photo: David van der Mark / Flickr

 

RATCHABURI — It seemed like just another alcohol-soaked karaoke rager for a Ratchaburi mechanic, only this time he blacked out and woke to find his penis was no longer there.

 

The man, identified only as Suwit, woke up in the emergency room of a Ratchaburi hospital Sunday with serious injuries including a severed penis. Doctors were unable to reattach it because it was not delivered to the hospital with him. The penis was never found.

 

Full story: http://www.khaosodenglish.com/news/crimecourtscalamity/2018/07/23/drunk-ratchaburi-man-wakes-up-without-penis/

 

-- © Copyright Khaosod English 2018-07-23

[from the home of CC]

strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? 

[Darcula]

12 minutes ago, webfact said:

The penis was never found.

 

Small penis at large?

 

[JohnC]

A real cock up! 

[DavidB4]

New meaning to the term:   Hung....Over!

[ChrisY1]

Ducks love dicks.....so I'm told!

 

[Nong Khai Man]

20 minutes ago, from the home of CC said:

strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? 

That is what "Wronged " Thai wives do Apparently........

[nikmar]

extreme kite flying?????

[zaphod reborn]

41 minutes ago, from the home of CC said:

strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? 

The Thai tradition is that the wife severs the penis and throws it under the house, where ducks will eat it.

[Destiny1990]

Seems he had not much pain what a lucky guy

[Just1Voice]

Not the first time ducks have been given "penis treats". lol

 

[from the home of CC]

From what Zaphod says I'll never eat duck again!

[catman20]

44 minutes ago, from the home of CC said:

strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? 

not really if uve been here any length of time. it's common practice for Thai ladies to say they will cut it off and feed it to the ducks.

[transam]

I have the same ploblem every morning, am told it's my age....?

[sirineou]

Quote

Man Wakes Up Without Penis

 I Hate when that happens to me!

 

[Darcula]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

The penis was never found.

 

This is a case for Detective Dick Tracy.

[bluesofa]

49 minutes ago, Darcula said:

 

Small penis at large?

 

Get the fortune teller involved:

Small penis at large foreseen seen by medium.

 

[Lacessit]

He must have been really blotto to not feel his penis being cut off.

[bluesofa]

3 minutes ago, Darcula said:

 

This is a case for Detective Dick Tracy.

Could be Duck Tracy according to the photo.

edit: Might have been a question: Have you seen my Dick, Tracy?

[sammieuk1]

If he ever wanted to be a lady boy on the cheap he could save in the long run.

[Pattaya28]

Another "quality" story from Thailand.

And ..... believable.

[jenny2017]

The penis was never found.

 

And the woman had balls. 

[realenglish1]

1 hour ago, from the home of CC said:

strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? 

No, they have been hired to look for it

[KonKorat]

At least it wasn’t fattening for the ducks to eat!

[Lupatria]

1 hour ago, from the home of CC said:

strange photo with this story, did those ducks eat it? 

You must be new here...? better watch out!

[harrycallahan]

Eyebrows and tattoos are good fun but the lads have gone too far this time. 

[holy cow cm]

Not surprising as he is a southern boy. Tried to stiff her in the wrong way.

[Lupatria]

There are a couple of 'men' in my hood who wake up and discover the same. Guess what? They seem to like it.

[from the home of CC]

Been here 15 years now and the wife did tell me when we first got married what happens to guys who screw around on their spouses. I slept with one eye open for the first three years lol, but we never discussed what happened to the offending appendage. Thanks for the heads up guys but I still will never eat duck again.

[linno2]

In terms of clinical expertise, Thailand has the penis reattachment centre of the world. This article sheds some light on this decades old phenomenon....http://www.samuitimes.com/thai-women-cut-husbands-penises/