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10 hours ago, isaanistical said:

not sure if that's the joke, but this is Benny Hill, right?

No flies on you!!

????????

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I'm getting a promotion and huge pay rise at the Military Camouflage Laboratory I work at, because I've finally perfected the invisibility suit.

Well they think I have, I've just not turned up for six weeks.

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Paddy was pulled over by a Dublin Police Officer, earlier today.
The Cop asked, "Do you know why I've pulled you over, sir"..???
"No Officer", Paddy replied.
"Well", the Cop said,
"This doesn't happen very often, but I've been following you for the last Ten Miles or so"...
"And your Driving has been Exemplary..! Correct Road Positioning, Perfect Observation and due regard for other Road Users".
"Thanks very much, Officer"... Paddy said.
"So do you reckon Sur, It's worth me getting me a Driver's Licence then"

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