3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

I wonder what either the architect or the builder were smoking?

Still I suppose it puts a new twist to Sanata's visits!

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Just shows you that some things rise without yeast!

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Isaac Newton told his publisher "I like big, huge tits!"

But they couldn't write that, so he reworded it "The greater the size of the masses, the greater the attractive force."

I just wonder; Did he find focussing on the subject matter a titilating and uplifting experience?

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Elton John's gotten really fat lately.
Goodbye normal jeans.

He has been "pants" for a long time!

Although the tight jeans might explain/excuse some of his vocal range!

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

My wife bought me the Karma Sutra for Christmas.
It's put me in a very awkward position.

Did you get to page 69 or could she not swallow your pride or stomach any more?

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

How can people in front of me at a crowded pub never know what they want to drink when the barman asks them? I just don't get it.
I know what I want 2 hours after I get to work.

I'm normally just too p!ssed after two hours at work to either remember what I drank earlier or what I want next

4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Come on, be fair to her!

She must be having a flash back to her delivery in the Maternity Ward!

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

"Thanks dear, I'll try and get around and about and take some liquids later!

29 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Can you give me time to mull over my response please?

31 minutes ago, WorriedNoodle said:

He was well and truly burgered!