3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

One for the ex military. (Or anyone who's ever tried to assemble a cot bed)...

 

 

Putting it together wasn't too bad but if you rolled over in the night it would tip you out. After the second exercise I bought an air bed, so much easier to use and carry and far more comfortable.

2 hours ago, billd766 said:

Putting it together wasn't too bad but if you rolled over in the night it would tip you out. After the second exercise I bought an air bed, so much easier to use and carry and far more comfortable.

I did not know it was possible to roll-over in one...

6 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Stephff, one day your head will roll for this... or maybe you'll never return from an embassy visit....

13 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Apparently this does work for starting VW"s

 

 

It does - a mate of mine had a "Beetle" in the 1970s and I watched him do exactly that!

Having some lino fitted in one hour.
In 59 minutes.
In 58 minutes.
In 57 minutes....
lt's the Vinyl Countdown!

As my wife says:
One good turn
takes all the duvet.

Breaking news....
The Conservative party have now changed their name to the Conservative work event.

I'm not saying that the hotel I stayed in last week was sleazy,

but the pages of the Gideon Bible were stuck together.

To save money on funeral costs, we bought grandma a pet vulture.

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years"
He said
"That's a mirror, you idiot!"

Life is like a box of chocolates...
The further through it you get, the less options are open to you.

Waited for 30mins.

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