I wasn't planning on getting a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

Why Filipino Students are Disliked Abroad!



 It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Pinoy student named Pedro Madlangsakay entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

Teacher :- Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Pedro, who had his hand up:

Pedro :- 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.

'Very good!

Teacher :- Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Pedro:- .

'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Pedro.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: '<deleted> the Indians'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Pedro says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Pedro jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997.'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said  'You little <deleted>. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Pedro frantically yells at the top of his voice,

'Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,

'Oh <deleted>, we're screwed!' And Pedro said quietly,

'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.
 

Gary Doris

 

 

 

 

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20 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Tooooo true.