The Japanese government thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out after the tsunami.
They said they were delicious!

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it's worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Kokey", died peacefully at the age of 83.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in……………and it all went downhill from there.

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff.

He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

 

He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.

 

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.

She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

 

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."

The female sex organ had been overlooked. researchers said.

 

"There was a combination of female genitalia being taboo and scientists not being able to find it," said Megan Folwell, a doctoral candidate and lead researcher.

 

Research published Wednesday, provided the first proper anatomical descriptions of female snake genitalia.

 

Never mind. 

Did you know that Danes eat more bananas than monkeys.

On average we eat 45 bananas a year and 0 monkeys

15 hours ago, overherebc said:

Nah. Those pants wouldn't fit me.