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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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2 hours ago, Mike Teavee said:

 

lol, I remember that joke from when I was a kid but it went,  

Q) You have one green ball in one hand & another green ball in the other hand, what do you have"?

A) Total control of the Jolly Green Giant 

 

https://www.exploreminnesota.com/profile/jolly-green-giant-museum/6465

 

 

Or a happy Hulk.

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5 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

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May be the reason is not exactly to keep dry!

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.


Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.


The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.


At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

 

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"


The boyfriend goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'


The boy turns, and whispers back,


'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!'

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1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

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Another repeat joke... still not overly funny.  Sorry 

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42 minutes ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Another repeat joke... still not overly funny.  Sorry 

 

Voted as the "worse Joke ever" then-----so glad I won ...............:coffee1:

1 hour ago, xtrnuno41 said:

What do you think, is it a joke?

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A quick Google search (that was a hint! 😎) shows the origin of the pic https://www.livescience.com/technology/electronics/new-petabit-scale-optical-disc-can-store-as-much-information-as-15000-dvds

Confirmed here https://www.itbrew.com/stories/2024/03/01/scientists-create-1-6-petabit-optical-storage-disc  and several other reliable sites.

 

As yet not commercially viable.

Somewhat  :offtopic:but with large SSDs  about, (100tb so far) I see little point. Maybe a new topic for the Technology forum if anyone can be bothered.

 

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