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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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May be an image of text that says "SoyOu So YOU DON'T TAKE WANT iT ME TO TOO FAST ON OUR DATE? FiRST WAS WHAT FiRST YOUR CLUE? YOUR CAUTION SPEED GO SLOW SLOW DOWN SLOW 11-16 ©COPYRIGNT2 2023 BYBiLLWhichead chead DISTRIDUTEDDY CREATORS.COM L"

On 11/22/2024 at 12:45 PM, isaanistical said:

Indeed. Long time since I saw wooden clothes-pegs.......

 

 

Just found an unopened pack lying around!

 

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48 minutes ago, ravip said:

May be an image of text that says "THE PICKY EATER TEST Point for every food you WILL NOT EAT Carrots Tomatoes Cucumbers Eggs Cabbage Cauliflower Asparagus Beef Blue Cheese Canned Tuna Chicken Coffee Cooked Fish Avocado Oranges Grapefruit Raisins Crab Grapes Ketchup Mayonnaise Mustard Strawberries Apples Wheat Bread Celery Mushrooms Eggplant Beets Watermelon Cottage Cheese Pickles Turkey Pork Liver Brussel Sprouts Dark Chocolate Garlic Lettuce Nutella Spread Oysters Peanut Butter Ranch Dressing Raw Fish Shrimp Snails (Escargot) Sourdough Bread Broccoli Zucchini Coconut Peas Pineapple Bananas Milk SoySauce Soy Sauce Tea Vinegar Onions White Chocolate Tofu Olives Yogurt Beans"

 

Chicken feet not on the list?  I would have scored 1.  As it is, I scored a big fat zero!

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A gas station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.

 

So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

 

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

 

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

 

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

 

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

 

Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time...'

 

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

 

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all. My wife won twice last week.'

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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