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12 years on this thread and they still stink, good on ya warfie RIP

 

For sale:

Muhammad Ali DVD collection.

George Foreman grill.

Both boxed.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

Meanwhile, back in the good ole US of A !!

 

Meanwhile, back in any country with a beach !!

 

Three dogs, a Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog sat in a bar having a quiet drink when a great-looking female Collie strolls in.

She comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a single sentence can have their way with me."

 

Quickly, the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."

The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

 

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."

She laughs and says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

 

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."

 

The physician dressed quickly; but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."

 

A man fell asleep on the beach under the midday sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs.
He was taken to the hospital as his skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister.  Anything that touched his legs caused agony.
The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagra.

Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"
The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheets off of his legs."

Even death can be a letdown !!

 

Come on guys !!

Street hoes like to dance too !!

 

Maybe grandma wasn’t just an innocent little old lady, maybe she was a secret genius !!