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Probably done a million times but what does WIFE stand for?

Washing, Ironing, Fking, Etc. 😋

2 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

This is old news, Charlie is 76 now! 555

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

This is old news, Charlie is 76 now! 555

Mr SAD emoji obviously doesn't know what 555 means.

34 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Mr SAD emoji obviously doesn't know what 555 means.

He's at it again. 666

A snail walks into a bar asks for a pint of lager the barman picks him up and throws him out 3 year later the snail walks back in and says what did you do that for?

17 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

He's at it again. 666

I would give it a 000!

4 hours ago, KannikaP said:

This is old news, Charlie is 76 now! 555

 

Only two years difference? That makes it one of the youngest jokes in here 555

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.

He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.

The pastor asked her to come to the front.

Slowly she made her way to the pastor.

He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said,

"I'll take him, and him, and him.