Gus always knew what he wanted in life, he went through the rigorous selection process and training and eventually graduated top of his class as an emotional support dog --After twenty minutes of listening to constant whining of his new master, Dave, he quit and now sniffs drugs

52 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

She was at my place and now is on her way to Hua-hin. She would not tell me where she went but i know any way.something about,star trek,star wars?Not really clear.

3 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

No wonder, less than 50% of population have one...

And the other 50% want to get their hands on it!

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Buggered if I know

Know we know how you get stuffed with all that information.  It must be a real bummer!

 

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my penis', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice..

'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't pee out of it,' he replied.

A clown held the door open for me.

What a nice jester!

 

 

 

 

 

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

What do you call a magician’s dog?

A Labracadabrador.

If a kid won’t take a nap, is that considered “resisting a rest”?
 

Fiction always talks about the drama and mystery surrounding a departed relative’s will.

But most of the time, it’s a dead giveaway.

                                        or

Is an undertaker's will considered a dead giveaway?

Bomanicious

 

 

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