2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

Do share then Chickenslegs...........

RON BECKET -> ERECT KNOB

PIRATE SCENE -> ERECT A PENIS (?)

2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

Do share then Chickenslegs...........

RON BECKET

REST IN PEACE

 

But Zyxel's reply is better.

2 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

Ah!!! - a MethLav ???? 

1 hour ago, sanuk711 said:

got slugged badly... 

Jim receives a Note...

 

 

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

How much better this would be with the right guy sitting there...

After the end... 

 

 

 

 

Above picture: Took me at least 1 Mn. Focus on the chair and look where its different parts are placed in the room.

I just came across a webpage entitled "The Funniest Joke From Every Decade Since 1900.

Here's a few that made me laugh (link at the end if you're interested) :-

 

1920’s

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

—W.C. Fields, American comedian

 

1940’s

A man walks into the records office and asks to change his name.

The clerk is not keen on helping but asks the man's name and the man replies, "My name is Adolf Stinkfoot."

The clerk is sympathetic and decides to allow the man to change his unfortunate name. "What do you want to change it to?" asks the clerk, the man replies "Maurice Stinkfoot."

 

1950’s

"Senator McCarthy is going to disclose the names of 2 million Communists. He just got his hands on a Moscow telephone book."

—Bob Hope

 

1970’s

[Speaking about Richard Nixon.] "You tourists should be careful when you visit the White House. So much is swept under the rug that you might hit your head on the ceiling."

—Mark Russell, political satirist for The New York Times

 

1980’s

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."

—Ronald Reagan

 

2010’s

"A child born today may never know about cash or credit cards. I mean, what are they gonna steal from their mom's purse?"

—Ellen DeGeneres

 

https://bestlifeonline.com/the-funniest-joke-from-every-decade-since-1900/

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