Just now, ballpoint said:

There you go, shooting off again.

Well I thought we were on the subject of shooting wagons but as the wife keeps telling me all I ever do is shoot blanks.

 

2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

With that face/figure she is unlikely to get a bun in the oven!

1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Just look at it as possibly laying the foundation for your next job.  You can always build on it.

4 minutes ago, fangless said:

Well I thought we were on the subject of shooting wagons but as the wife keeps telling me all I ever do is shoot blanks.

 

Maybe you should remind her that the gun doesn't decide what bullets to fire. The person handling it does.

19 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Not yesterday you weren't!

31 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

 

No ..I dont get it either.....but was voted one of the best Mems..........so I stole it.

 

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic
I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord

My next door neighbour just knocked on my door with her dinner in her hands.
With Facebook and Instagram down she wanted me to see what she was having

This Facebook & Instagram being down is so frustrating
I had to drive to 30 different peoples houses to find out what they had for dinner and to find out why COVID is fake.

A girl brought her boyfriend over for dinner to meet her parents for the first time

When they were all sitting down to eat the boy sits down at the dinner table when he notices the family dog curls up right at his feet.

 

Dinner is going well when all of the sudden the boy accidentally lets out a tiny fa*t.

 

"Hey Bowser!" the girl's father whispered to the dog nudging him with his feet under the table.

 

Hey that's pretty good, the boy thinks, He thinks it's the dog!

 

So the boy decides to let out another fa*t, slightly louder this time.

 

"Bowser!" He said again, slightly more agitated this time.

 

So feeling more comfortable, the boy lets out a much louder rip and the girl's father looks under the table suddenly and says:

 

"Bowser! Get out of there before that guy 5h1ts on you!"

20 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

That's so old even the video is in black and white.

 

 

Fancy a change of toothpaste?

 

Post card to send to your ex-wife.

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