horsing around?

1 hour ago, WorriedNoodle said:

Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024 but it won't have any windows.

Rumour is they’re working on a self driving boat for the Scots as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
 

1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

I think I'll pass on that one!

1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

I wonder if the ghosty one is called Casper?

1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

Why not, we listen to you!

????

1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

horsing around?

I'm not sure whether this should be labeled "Ride it Cowboy" or "Show us your t!ts"!

I just bought some extra strong mints,
but I can't get them out of the packet.

Bill Gates made his name in software.
Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media.
Donald Trump made his name in property.
I made my name in alpha betty spaghetti.

My wife didn't order anything from Lazada yesterday, so the delivery guy knocked on the door to see if we were ok.

I was sitting with my mate having a few beers when he leaned in put his hand on my leg and said, "Fancy staying here tonight?" with a wink.
"What about work tomorrow?" I asked.
He said, "What about work?"
I said, "You're going to struggle with two black eyes and a broken arm."

Great questions of our time:

Did she ever find out how much the doggie in the window was?

Environmentalists say the Green Belt is in danger of disappearing in Britain.
I agree. I can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing one.

Interesting fact:
If all the Chinese people in the world held hands around the equator.......
Most of them would drown.

The inventor of pseudonyms is unknown.

Bratwurst
Sauerkraut
Cabbage
Potatoes
Cheese
Beetroot
Onions
Bread
Butter
Schindler's mum's list.

I hate having to explain myself.
Don't ask me why.

To kill a vegan vampire, use a sharpened steak.

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

22 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I just bought some extra strong mints,
but I can't get them out of the packet.

My Fisherman's Friend might be able to help but you will still need to cough up some dough even though he is  minted!

23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Bill Gates made his name in software.
Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media.
Donald Trump made his name in property.
I made my name in alpha betty spaghetti.

Be carefull!  You could end up eating your own words!

23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Environmentalists say the Green Belt is in danger of disappearing in Britain.
I agree. I can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing one.

I agree they seem to be bracing themselves for the reported climate changes!

24 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

How much does it cost to get a baguette driving licence and can you spread the payments on it?

23 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Note For Northerners.  If you have not worn yer Big Coat for a while it's the top bed covering with sleeves and buttons!
 

4 minutes ago, fangless said:

Be carefull!  You could end up eating your own words!

And taking a dump could spell disaster.

24 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I hate having to explain myself.
Don't ask me why.

In that case Can I ask you "Why not" instead?

25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I can suggest 57 various solutions to cure his problem.

25 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

To kill a vegan vampire, use a sharpened steak.

If you kill him with a rare steak can you still be told that the job was well done?