Pattaya money stolen

[Davidbrophy]

Here in pattaya for a week. I met a girl two days ago and now we are dating and talking about marriage ???? she left her job as bar girl for me and things are great. The thing that makes me mad is I have her my bank card so she can pay for a new phone. Today she rings me and says a bad guy ex boyfriend came to our room and took all my money. Over 3000euro. I can't go to police because he is dangerous. Anyway should I call cops or be careful

[roo860]

B.S.

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[AlexRich]

Dog, sheep, deer? No, definitely BS!

[orchis]

newbie troll ????

[SteveK]

Total garbage again from Davidbrophy, or Kellers Phuket whatever his name is.

[jastheace]

welcome to thaivisa newbie troll

I hope, really hope you are not KP, 

otherwise a new low you have reached

[jastheace]

it's always this time in the morning that this troller posts also. sure I am not the only one noticed this pattern ?

[colinneil]

Here we go again, another newbie with a fantastic made up story.... Boring.

[bluesofa]

Why not try me for one date? Then give me your bank card and I can help myself to your next 3,000 Euros, and you can be happy to start another troll post.

 

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[jacko45k]

I don't believe you. 

[Peterw42]

This is epic trolling and should be admired as the true state of the art, others should aspire to this level of trolling.

 

A couple of days in pattaya, engaged to a BG, brought her a phone, credit card stolen, money stolen, a dangerous ex boyfriend "and" has caught an STD (in his other post).

 

In one paragraph the writer has given us adventure, romance, betrayal, crime, danger, a moral dilemma, all compounded by possible health problems .  He has introduced us to characters, the innocent youth, the betraying GF, the dangerous EX. 

I want the next chapter.

 

I just hope mum lets him back on the computer later today, it would be a shame to see such talent go to waste.

[steven100]

[Skallywag]

3 hours ago, Davidbrophy said:

Today she rings me

She rings you between midnight and 4:30 am.  She is you fiance dude, where was she ringing from?  haha

[OneMoreFarang]

Marry her! She is definitely different than all the other girls.

[Inn Between]

OH DEAR!!! you poor fellow . Of course you should go to the pol........No, sorry, I can't carry on trying to pretend that I believe this post.

 

I can't wait to hear how or if the OP defends it after facing 100% on the TVF Bull<deleted>ometer.  

[Leaver]

Tell her you stole the ATM card and needed her to do the withdrawal so you wouldn't get caught using it. 

 

Tell her to enjoy the money, before the police arrest her, and she goes to jail.  Be sure to tell her you love her so much you will visit her in jail and bring food.   ????

[wgdanson]

In your OP it says it took two days for you to talk about marriage.

What took you so long?

[champers]

4 hours ago, jastheace said:

it's always this time in the morning that this troller posts also. sure I am not the only one noticed this pattern ?

Just before he sets off for school. Enjoy your jam butties.

[bendejo]

What a strange and unusual tale.  I never heard of such a thing happening in Thailand.  And I never heard of anybody making up stories like this either.

 

On a flight to BKK once I sneaked into first class and who do I meet but Jennifer Lopez!  We hit it off, went to her hotel when we landed (five star, she paid of course) and demanded I perform anal sex on her for the next 6 hours.

There now, if you're going to make up a story make it a good one!

 

 

[fhickson]

5 hours ago, colinneil said:

Here we go again, another newbie with a fantastic made up story.... Boring.

or a plant

[worgeordie]

Everyday seems to be getting worse.........fake news,getting clicks.

but not allowed to say cr@p,or it will be deleted.

regards worgeordie

[cobra]

Sometimes you just need a good troll post to put a smile on your face,

Whether generated by an AI bot or professional troller I admire the commitment to go all in on this one,

... marriage considerations after two days, ... bar girl.., scary boyfriend,... robbery ..., 

If only it closed with mention of baht bus mafia, buffalos, missing cell phone. 

 

[Henryford]

3,000 euros is cheap, my ex wife cost me much more than that.

[jacko45k]

30 minutes ago, Henryford said:

3,000 euros is cheap, my ex wife cost me much more than that.

She gave it to me for free!

[ratcatcher]

It seems David Brophy likes to post a new thread and then run and hide and wait for the bites, unlike kellersphuket who keeps bobbing up once in a while to add some sauce to the soup.

I wonder what DB's new topic will be, maybe it's on the tip of his tongue.

[NCC1701A]

That's it! I'm moving to Pattaya.

[NCC1701A]

11 hours ago, Davidbrophy said:

I met a girl two days ago

listen kid, wait until you have five Thai girlfriends like me, then you will have something to talk about.

[White Christmas13]

11 hours ago, roo860 said:

B.S.

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And of course a Newbie again

[NCC1701A]

11 hours ago, Davidbrophy said:

she left her job as bar girl for me and things are great.

how much did you pay the bar to release her? 20,000 baht?

12 hours ago, Davidbrophy said:

I met a girl two days ago and now we are dating

are you the same newbie that was asking about what medication to take after unprotected oral sex to stop getting a STD?

 

[Rimmer]

I have to agree this newbie adventures are getting stranger by each post, believe I will close this topic up.

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