She's getting a bit big for her breeches or any item of clothing that she has for that matter.

 

Why is she getting upset when she asks me if she looks good in that dress, and I tell her the truth?

 

This political correctness thing is getting out of hand.

 

When she tries to climb on and I shun her advances, she gets upset. Lose some weight ya fat cow.

 

I am trying to lose weight at the moment. Went from 100 Kg to 85 kg. There is a recumbent bike, an eliptical and a spin bike at the front of the house and she won't use any of them!

 

I love her to bits, but enough is enough.

 

How would you tell your fattie wife/GF to lose the weight? Just curious. ????

I don't, should loose some weight myself too.

Well you could try 'darling, would you help me find a nice slim girl for the night?'

 

Go on, I dare you!

 

BTW, Well done with your own efforts. Keep it up. ????

 

7 minutes ago, thequietman said:

How would you tell your fattie wife/GF to lose the weight?

By phone or message? seriously I tell mine regularly she needs to watch what she is eating, she is up to 47 kg from 45 and it shows! sure its not that bad - yet - but not keen on fatties - they are like pigs at the trough, don't know when to stop eating!! 

Interesting.

My experience is that Thai women are very honest about these issues.

They will tell you straight out many things and especially if they think you are fat.

They seem to take pride in their honesty.

 

So, why can't you?

... treading a thin line... 

Zip up her mouth with Duck-Tape.

Actions speak louder than words!

21 minutes ago, thequietman said:

How would you tell your fattie wife/GF to lose the weight? Just curious.

with extreme caution 

Careful... if she loses that weight she may to wish to trade you in for someone who fares a little more desirable in the a-hole standings !!!... 

 

All understandable though - I look at my Mother in Law and am then happy to pay for all the Absolute Yoga, Spin and Pilates classes my wife can handle ! 

 

 

I like fatties.

 

You can give her to me and I'll show her some loving and self respect. 

3 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Careful... if she loses that weight she may to wish to trade you in for someone who fares a little more desirable in the a-hole standings !!!... 

 

All understandable though - I look at my Mother in Law and am then happy to pay for all the Absolute Yoga, Spin and Pilates classes my wife can handle ! 

 

 

So ....... within your answer that is a riddle within a conundrum, are you callin me an a-hole ? ???? 

So.. How to tell your wife she's getting fat ?

 

1) From a different continent

2) Anonymous note

3) Anonymous note stuffed into the Gateaux 

4) Get one of her friends to do it 

5) Better still, get one of her worst enemies to tell her ! - the story behind this one is that 'when women go out they don't dress up and do their make up to look good just incase they bump into a friend, they do so just in case they bump into an enemy' !!!

 

 

I'm sure it will come: I'm expecting some of our more esteemed misogynistic and bigoted posters to roll along soon and simply suggest - 'trade her in for a slimmer younger model !!!... someone you pay by the month for and can change out whenever you want' !!... 

1 minute ago, thequietman said:

6 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Careful... if she loses that weight she may to wish to trade you in for someone who fares a little more desirable in the a-hole standings !!!... 

 

All understandable though - I look at my Mother in Law and am then happy to pay for all the Absolute Yoga, Spin and Pilates classes my wife can handle ! 

 

 

So ....... within your answer that is a riddle within a conundrum, are you callin me an a-hole ? ???? 

Politely so... All men are a-holes !!!...   as am I with the fear of my Wife turning into my Mother in Law !!!

18 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Interesting.

My experience is that Thai women are very honest about these issues.

They will tell you straight out many things and especially if they think you are fat.

They seem to take pride in their honesty.

 

So, why can't you?

Egg - sactly. She can tell me, but when the shoe in on the other foot ................ massively offended. WTH. ????

3 minutes ago, thequietman said:

So ....... within your answer that is a riddle within a conundrum, are you callin me an a-hole ? ???? 

 

2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Politely so... All men are a-holes !!!...   as am I with the fear of my Wife turning into my Mother in Law !!!

Take a good look at your Mother In Law ............ that's your wife in the years to come. Scary sheee - ight, isn't it! ????

33 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

I don't, should loose some weight myself too.

Go on , yeh fat basterd. ????

My wife pays very close attention to her weight and how she looks. I do not need to say anything.

 

Reality though, Age catches up to all of us at some point. 

31 minutes ago, Moonlover said:

Well you could try 'darling, would you help me find a nice slim girl for the night?'

 

Go on, I dare you!

 

BTW, Well done with your own efforts. Keep it up. ????

 

I have friended a young neighbour on FB. To say she is a hottie is an understatement!

 

When she posts a nice pic, I 'like' and the wife sees what I 'like' That's the beauty of FB.

 

I would never cheat and the wife knows that. I think I have fecked myself in that regard. ???? Still, she might see that the young bird might be interested and maybe make an effort. Here's hoppin. ????

45 minutes ago, thequietman said:

When she tries to climb on and I shun her advances, she gets upset.

 

Offer her a bag of chips if she gets off.

Remember, women do not dress up and try and look good for men, they do it for other women. The wake up call for woman, is when one of her gal friends says she is getting fat. So pay one of her friends to tell her she is fat. ????

25 minutes ago, tifino said:

... treading a thin line... 

tread mill perhaps? ????

24 minutes ago, Destiny1990 said:

Zip up her mouth with Duck-Tape.

Actions speak louder than words!

Doesn't eat a lot, but puts on the weight due to inactivity regarding exercise.

 

She's a great girl, works hard every day at her local shop. ????

21 minutes ago, Pravda said:

I like fatties.

 

You can give her to me and I'll show her some loving and self respect. 

Can we assume that you are single and a Wang Kor ?? ????

17 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

'trade her in for a slimmer younger model !!!... someone you pay by the month for and can change out whenever you want' !!... 

Nope, never. Love her to bits - but she's still a fattie!

11 minutes ago, JAFO said:

My wife pays very close attention to her weight and how she looks. I do not need to say anything.

 

Reality though, Age catches up to all of us at some point. 

Tis True...... but make some kind of effort - please. ????

1 minute ago, thequietman said:

Nope, never. Love her to bits - but she's still a fattie!

do what i do when its too big.    take it one bit at a time

just say she's a little chubby and that there is more to get hold of...when in bed  !!

19 minutes ago, thequietman said:

I would never cheat and the wife knows that. I think I have fecked myself in that regard.

We're in Thailand.

Nobody considers a hand job at the local massage as 'cheating'.

Let´s just say that the method:

1 hour ago, thequietman said:

Lose some weight ya fat cow.

Yeah, that one is probably not even near how you should be able to tell her.

Now I also know that you are a proud gentleman in your best years with a lot of experience of life, so I will just let you figure that out all by yourself.