Guys. No more haircuts. How’s that working out for you?

[sanuk711]

1 hour ago, CharlieH said:

We have our own clippers, wife does it when required, 0- setting, no guard, straight over the top, 3 minutes - done

last time I was getting a haircut the barber said  do you know you're going bald

 

.................I said 'well f--ing hurry up then!

[AussieBob18]

Luckily my wife's sister is a hairdresser, and many years ago she taught the wife how to cut my hair with a clipper and scissors.  I bought a quality (Wahl) clipper and some hairdressing scissors - once a month done for free. 

[marin]

12 years at the same little shop, same gal.  Only 100 baht for the full cut and a shave. I have been tipping 40 baht all that time. Called her up to find out if closed, sure is. But I will come to your house on my bike and do it for you. Fantastic and a bigger tip for sure. Times like this you gotta love the LOS..

[sanuk711]

Just start coughing as she walks through the door marin............see the reaction............

[Odysseus123]

2 hours ago, CharlieH said:

We have our own clippers, wife does it when required, 0- setting, no guard, straight over the top, 3 minutes - done ! ????

Funny..you don't look like a 0 clipper-and what's that with your ears?

 

I would guess a number 4 and some kind of Transylvanian canus lupus genetic connection.

Edited March 30, 2020 by Odysseus123

[CGW]

I always thought I would be able to cut my own hair if the need arose!

Well - I was wrong, quite capable of shaving my head though ????

Never had hair this short since the day I was born, never knew I had a misshaped head either ???? 

[transam]

2 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Luckily my girlfriend is a stylist who has her own salon, which she had to close under the decree, so I have my hair cut for free, and unfortunately she keeps coloring it as well.  Tells me, no one see it, I need practice.  Its been blue, pink, and gray/green.....HELP.....

Can you ask her, if a Thai bloke comes in for a trim, is black hair dying automatic....I ask because where I am ALL the blokes seem to have jet black hair....????

[NoshowJones]

2 hours ago, Don Mega said:

My Barber was open yesterday when I went for a haircut.

I got my 3 monthly haircut last week, just a small trim. and never by a man.

[NoshowJones]

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

This post is nothing without photos! I bet she took some

A photo of the wife will do me. ????

[Jingthing]

I'll just let it grow out.

Social distancing.

Who cares?

 

[Don Mega]

58 minutes ago, possum1931 said:

I got my 3 monthly haircut last week, just a small trim. and never by a man.

Did he rub his boobie's on your shoulders ?

[CharlieH]

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[Kwasaki]

4 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Just tell her your her new younger boyfriend and she can share you with your older twin....wait that's not right, she can share herself.....now that's right

Ok good joke but something like that wouldn't work my Thai wife ain't that stupid. 

[scubascuba3]

Got my haircut today, barber lady gives me some alcohol gel for my hands on entry, they sanitize after every customer, masks all round, decent distance between customers, seems to work well

[jimmjam]

Cut all mine off the other day. I was drunk at the time. First time ive done it in years.

The hair cutting that is, not the drinking part.

[Curt1591]

For years I had a hairdresser that always cut my hair. Thought she was the ace.

For giggles, I had my wife cut it once. She has been cutting it ever since. 

[mike787]

Girls only care about cash...what we look like never matters.  

To answer your question, i had a haircut yesterday, barbeer is still open.

[ChaiyaTH]

Did it myself yesterday with clippers, just asked the wife to check. Military haircuts are always easy.

[ChaiyaTH]

9 minutes ago, mike787 said:

Girls only care about cash...what we look like never matters.  

If you want to believe that lol. Anyway, even girls always cost cash, they are cheaper if looking fairly OK.

Bar girls and gold diggers do not care, I can tell you most others certainly care. If they don't care about you it is only because they care about another.

Edited March 30, 2020 by ChaiyaTH

[tifino]

16 minutes ago, mike787 said:

interesting combination, of singaporey chinese girl, going for millionaire swimming in Yen

[Odysseus123]

4 minutes ago, ChaiyaTH said:

If you want to believe that lol. Anyway, even girls always cost cash, they are cheaper if looking fairly OK.

Bar girls and gold diggers do not care, I can tell you most others certainly care. If they don't care about you it is only because they care about another.

As opposed to the svelte,trim, taut and terrific Caucasian males  with an IQ of 175 who frequent Thailand on a regular basis?

[Dumbastheycome]

I have  had a  chrome dome  for  30  years  so not an issue.

Other places?   MYOB  ! 555

[ChaiyaTH]

6 minutes ago, Odysseus123 said:

As opposed to the svelte,trim, taut and terrific Caucasian males  with an IQ of 175 who frequent Thailand on a regular basis?

The point actually is most Thai women are nog interested in any foreigners in the first place, so neither the big money in most cases. 

Edited March 30, 2020 by ChaiyaTH

[mike787]

5 hours ago, ChaiyaTH said:

If you want to believe that lol. Anyway, even girls always cost cash, they are cheaper if looking fairly OK.

Bar girls and gold diggers do not care, I can tell you most others certainly care. If they don't care about you it is only because they care about another.

ALL women pretend to care so you can feel they care, but it's all show.

[Sumarianson]

Man I just laughed and squealed at that joke!!! The picture of the guy on the diet did it for me and the wife.

As to what I do? I DIY like most men and I cut my own hair too! ????

[Davo369]

 

I've got some fantastic wigs. 

Different colours. 

Edited March 30, 2020 by Davo369

[Boon Mee]

 I'm just letting my Freak Flag Fly! 

 

[klauskunkel]

Dreadlocks is the answer. No need to wash anymore. Tie some bells to the ends to chase away the pigeons wanting to nest.

[Asquith Production]

Wife as salon so does mine.  It reminds me of the girl I use to go out with She was a red head no hair just a red head.

[JimLuce]

No more hair cuts? My barber around the corner is open in fact I don’t need a haircut anytime soon but I might go get a shave tomorrow. Or maybe I’ll just shave myself for the first time in a while. She’s so good I always walk around the corner and pay 100 baht occasionally for a great close razor shave. I don’t look as good as I used to when growing a beard or maybe I do now that I’m slowly shedding my weight gain. When I was younger people told me that I looked really intimidating with a beard the first time I ever grew one in Iraq.