ATM attack: Don't blame me, says Thai man, I couldn't get any "Lao Khao"

[webfact]

ATM attack: Don't blame me, says Thai man, I couldn't get any "Lao Khao"

 

Picture: Daily News

 

A construction worker and serial drunkard told police that he had no intention of really stealing money from a Rayong bank ATM. 

 

He was just frustrated that he couldn't get any Lao Khao (white spirits) because all the shops had shut due to the booze ban. 

 

Kittipong, 30, was found sleeping at home "sabai sabai" after the phu yai ban went to the police with information. 

 

Earlier a gas canister had been set alight near the rear door of the Ban Khai ATM belonging to the BAAC. A Fino motorcycle was also left there.

 

Nothing was taken.

 

Picture: Daily News

 

Kittipong told Lt-Col Somchart Sangngern of the Nong Krap police that he had gone out on his motorcycle looking for booze. 

 

But there was none. 

 

So he decided to take out his frustrations on an ATM. He went to get the canister, set it ablaze and waited. 

 

But there was no explosion. 

 

Picture: Daily News

 

Tired of waiting he decided to go home. Asked why he didn't take his motorcycle or the canister with him he said:

 

"I forgot". 

 

Kittipong told the police not to judge mad people, and not to have a go at folk just because they enjoy a drink.

 

Source: Daily News

 

 

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[baansgr]

Bless his cotton socks..

[steven100]

you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried  ......   

[PatOngo]

12 minutes ago, webfact said:

the Nong Krap police

 

Take a bow TV, this is the most entertaining story so far this week! ????

 

14 minutes ago, webfact said:

Tired of waiting he decided to go home. Asked why he didn't take his motorcycle or the canister with him he said:

 

"I forgot". 

Classic!

[PatOngo]

2 minutes ago, steven100 said:

you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried  ......   

No, you really couldn't. 

[Flugg]

Blame Canada!

[WineOh]

23 minutes ago, webfact said:

Tired of waiting he decided to go home. Asked why he didn't take his motorcycle or the canister with him he said:

 

"I forgot". 

You just couldn't write it ????

Comical. 
 

Only thing that I can think of that would excuse such behavior is that he was still sozzled from the night before!

Edited April 15, 2020 by Liverpoolfan

[fishtank]

A construction worker.

Glad he is not working on my house.

[worgeordie]

20 minutes ago, webfact said:

Tired of waiting he decided to go home. Asked why he didn't take his motorcycle or the canister with him he said:

 

"I forgot". 

You have one serious problem ,mate. hope you can get some help.

regards Worgeordie

[robblok]

Then people are complaining about guys smoking a joint, those alcohol users are 100x more dangerous. ????

 

What a tool, but a lot of people are totally dependent on alcohol. 

[WineOh]

2 minutes ago, robblok said:

Then people are complaining about guys smoking a joint, those alcohol users are 100x more dangerous. ????

I like a drink but I aint going out blowing up ATM machines for the sake of a pint.

That is a whole different level mate!

[BritManToo]

1 minute ago, robblok said:

a lot of people are totally dependent on alcohol

Only because I can't have cannabis!

[robblok]

4 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I like a drink but I aint going out blowing up ATM machines for the sake of a pint.

That is a whole different level mate!

Stems from the same drug the one that makes people violent too. Just so strange as a far milder drug is not allowed and often demonized by alcohol users. If one of the two had to be banned it should have been alcohol given its effects. Just makes no sense.

[robblok]

5 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Only because I can't have cannabis!

Its a good thing I dont have access to cannabis otherwise my diet would go to hell.. but that is about the only drawback.

[WineOh]

3 minutes ago, robblok said:

Stems from the same drug the one that makes people violent too. Just so strange as a far milder drug is not allowed and often demonized by alcohol users. If one of the two had to be banned it should have been alcohol given its effects. Just makes no sense.

I aint no weed demonizer either. I used to smoke it regularly myself. I stopped because the paranoia got too much for me. Now I just have a couple of drinks of an afternoon and I feel great!

Edited April 15, 2020 by Liverpoolfan

[Grumpy John]

555!  I never fail to get a laugh!  Going back to Australia to live now would be incredibly boring! ????

[robblok]

10 minutes ago, Liverpoolfan said:

I aint no weed demonizer either. I used to smoke it regularly myself. I stopped because the paranoia got too much for me. Now I just have a couple of drinks of an afternoon and I feel great!

Never had paranoia guess depends on the person. If i were to use it here i might get paranoia for fear of getting caught. If legal no reason to get it. Then again a small percentage would probably get it. Its a lot healthier then a couple of drinks (depending on volume of drink and amount of weed of course and how its used vaping is healthiest)

[CraigInBangkok]

15 minutes ago, robblok said:

Never had paranoia guess depends on the person. If i were to use it here i might get paranoia for fear of getting caught. If legal no reason to get it. Then again a small percentage would probably get it. Its a lot healthier then a couple of drinks (depending on volume of drink and amount of weed of course and how its used vaping is healthiest)

 

I think a zingy sativa could make certain people paranoid but I think you are probably right about fear of getting caught being mostly the cause.

I don't think I ever smoked too much weed. I mean to the point where I didn't know what was going on or start acting like a complete bell-end. For me atleast, acting like a bell-end is quite easy to reach with alcohol.

"I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it." - Bill Murray

 

Edited April 15, 2020 by CraigInBangkok

[Jane Dough]

50 minutes ago, PatOngo said:

 

Take a bow TV, this is the most entertaining story so far this week! ????

 

Classic!

????

 

Rooster (still working hard and trying to entertain in a crisis....)

[ChipButty]

Last week on the Thai news a guy in Buriram drank 2 bottles a day of that stuff he died because he couldn't get any 

[marko kok prong]

Thailand- hub of the worlds dumbest criminals.

[RichardColeman]

File this one with Freddy the Frog

[Bangel72]

Copied the following from a drug foundation site, likely to be a few more incidents maybe deaths as a result of the ban, much less than alcohol causes but still none the less potentially harmful without pairing the ban with actual support for those suffering from alcoholism.

 

 “Addiction involves a hijacking of the survival mechanisms in the brain. People with drug addiction continue to use the drug as if their lives depend upon it. Body and brain get their wires crossed, so people in withdrawal can certainly feel like they are going to die if they don’t get enough of the drug they ‘need’.”

Withdrawal in someone with alcohol addiction itself is not life threatening, but there are complications that can lead to death, such as convulsions, where the person has an epileptic seizure, and cardiac arrhythmias, where the heart goes into a spasm and doesn’t pump blood efficiently. Other common symptoms include nausea, sweating and dysphoria (anxiety and restlessness).

And we’ve all heard of the delirium tremens or ‘the DTs’. Having the DTs is like being in a constant state of confusion and hyperactivity, and symptoms includes disorientation, hallucinations and vomiting. If the pink elephants aren’t bad enough, an alcoholic experiencing the DTs is susceptible to grand mal seizures, heart attacks and stroke."

[MasterBaker]

Darwin award

[hotchilli]

7 hours ago, fishtank said:

A construction worker.

Glad he is not working on my house.

Nothing under the hard hat that's for sure!

[digger70]

8 hours ago, webfact said:

ATM attack: Don't blame me, says Thai man, I couldn't get any "Lao Khao"

555  555  555   How good is that. 100 % Guilty & saying " Not his fault ". Only happens in LOS. Deny Deny & Wai & everything is Hunky Dory.     ???????? 

[Justgrazing]

9 hours ago, webfact said:

 

Kittipong told the police not to judge mad people, and not to have a go at folk just because they enjoy

demolishing ATM's ? even if he wasn't overly successful ..

and lay off the Lao Khao and smoke Ganj' instead then you'll be too whacked to even get up let alone try to blow up cash points machines .. 

Edited April 15, 2020 by Justgrazing
Sp

[DaRoadrunner]

Some choice, Lao Khao or a gas explosion. Do you wanna die slow or quick?

 

[tifino]

10 hours ago, fishtank said:

A construction worker.

Glad he is not working on my house.

oh no!! - he was! - and the gas bottle is gone...  

 

[Burma Bill]

Quote:-

 

"He was just frustrated that he couldn't get any Lao Khao (white spirits)"

 

Go North, young man!!