Wasn’t sure where to post this, and truth be told I’m not even sure the point of posting this (possibly COVID boredom). But I feel like telling the story anyway as it occurred to me I’ve never shared this with anyone apart from my mate I was with. May end up being a long story so apologies in advance.

 

This actually was a few years ago, was 27 at the time. Holidaying with a buddy in Hua Hin, ended up at a bar which name escapes me, pretty swanky place though. We were pretty early so it wasn’t that busy, I’m perched at the bar with my drink whilst my buddy’s taking a leak. I get a tap on the shoulder and I turn to find this heavyset Thai bouncer in my personal space, thinking “I’m not that <deleted> am I?!”, he seemed excitable and said to me “See that lady over there, she told me to tell you that you’re handsome and you should join her party, it’s her birthday”.

 

I look over, and this absolute stunner with some fairly augmented assets shoots me a smile. Given on the way over we had to pass through walking street, my first thought was Working Girl and/or Ladyboy. I just smile back and nod then get on with the night drinking with my aforementioned friend (must’ve been a long <deleted>!)

 

It’s not a big bar, and I felt the eyes of this woman and her group of girlfriends on me seemingly the entire time. Then she comes up and puts a rose in my shirt pocket. I’m pretty smashed by this stage and my mate and I were about to leave ironically, but I thought “<deleted> it”, let’s see what their hustle is, I’m still convinced she’s on the job. Turns out it’s her 40th birthday and she’s having a party with her sister and her friends, they ended up paying for our drinks the whole night + karaoke afterwards.

 

We end up parting ways, thought it was just a bit of a random encounter with some pros, though I actually hit it off more with her sister than her. My mate got the number of one of the other birds, and as we’re walking back to the hotel she calls him and says she and the birthday girl want to “go eat” (we just ate for <deleted> sake). She said to wait at the front of the hotel, they roll up in this shiny black new Range Rover. Apparently we have to go pick up something from birthday girls house, before we know it I’m in this gated community in front of this incredibly big house. Starting to question my earlier call of them being Pros.

 

The final stop is back at the hotel, I am absolutely three big sheets to the wind at this stage. We partner off to our respective rooms and I was somehow able to muster a performance to send her into her 40’s in style.

 

Crazy night. I later find out she’s married to some rich white dude (no ring, so wasn’t malicious, I don’t roll like that) and is a major alcoholic. I answered a call from her at work when I was back home not realising it was video, she pops up on my screen with her tits out and singing, a coworker saw, it was not pretty.

 

That story was a mess, but so was that night , and I now have a thing for 40 year old Thai women. Thanks for listening.

Nowt wrong with 40+ year old Thai women, I've been living with mine for years, she's gorgeous, to me anyway. ????

The same happens to all of us, at one time or the other.

regards Worgeordie

20 minutes ago, kimura89 said:

Wasn’t sure where to post this, and truth be told I’m not even sure the point of posting this (possibly COVID boredom). But I feel like telling the story anyway as it occurred to me I’ve never shared this with anyone apart from my mate I was with. May end up being a long story so apologies in advance.

 

This actually was a few years ago, was 27 at the time. Holidaying with a buddy in Hua Hin, ended up at a bar which name escapes me, pretty swanky place though. We were pretty early so it wasn’t that busy, I’m perched at the bar with my drink whilst my buddy’s taking a leak. I get a tap on the shoulder and I turn to find this heavyset Thai bouncer in my personal space, thinking “I’m not that <deleted> am I?!”, he seemed excitable and said to me “See that lady over there, she told me to tell you that you’re handsome and you should join her party, it’s her birthday”.

 

I look over, and this absolute stunner with some fairly augmented assets shoots me a smile. Given on the way over we had to pass through walking street, my first thought was Working Girl and/or Ladyboy. I just smile back and nod then get on with the night drinking with my aforementioned friend (must’ve been a long <deleted>!)

 

It’s not a big bar, and I felt the eyes of this woman and her group of girlfriends on me seemingly the entire time. Then she comes up and puts a rose in my shirt pocket. I’m pretty smashed by this stage and my mate and I were about to leave ironically, but I thought “<deleted> it”, let’s see what their hustle is, I’m still convinced she’s on the job. Turns out it’s her 40th birthday and she’s having a party with her sister and her friends, they ended up paying for our drinks the whole night + karaoke afterwards.

 

We end up parting ways, thought it was just a bit of a random encounter with some pros, though I actually hit it off more with her sister than her. My mate got the number of one of the other birds, and as we’re walking back to the hotel she calls him and says she and the birthday girl want to “go eat” (we just ate for <deleted> sake). She said to wait at the front of the hotel, they roll up in this shiny black new Range Rover. Apparently we have to go pick up something from birthday girls house, before we know it I’m in this gated community in front of this incredibly big house. Starting to question my earlier call of them being Pros.

 

The final stop is back at the hotel, I am absolutely three big sheets to the wind at this stage. We partner off to our respective rooms and I was somehow able to muster a performance to send her into her 40’s in style.

 

Crazy night. I later find out she’s married to some rich white dude (no ring, so wasn’t malicious, I don’t roll like that) and is a major alcoholic. I answered a call from her at work when I was back home not realising it was video, she pops up on my screen with her tits out and singing, a coworker saw, it was not pretty.

 

That story was a mess, but so was that night , and I now have a thing for 40 year old Thai women. Thanks for listening.

 

Welcome to Thailand. 40yrs of age Thai ladies can be amazing. Enjoy!

 

4 minutes ago, soi3eddie said:

 

Welcome to Thailand. 40yrs of age Thai ladies can be amazing. Enjoy!

 

I’d be lying if I said the next time I was in Thailand few years later the Tinder age filter was moved to the right hand side a bit.

I thought letters to penthouse had stopped?

 

At a school function a Nepalese girl said ....oh sir!...you have an Asian wife...yes...... Why didn't you bring her?.......What do you mean?...... Well you've brought your daughter, why not bring your wife.

 

She is 38.

3 minutes ago, kimura89 said:

I’d be lying if I said the next time I was in Thailand few years later the Tinder age filter was moved to the right hand side a bit.

 

No need to move the age filter to the right. The girls all say they are younger than they are. In most cases one would likely never know anyway. Enjoy!

 

So, this guy walks into a bar, and......

Before reading this story I thought OP was gonna tell yet another story on how he was ganged up and beaten up... or somethin' like that

 

Turns out life in LOS is wonderful. Certainly much more wonderful that other TVF posters pretend it is????

 

Good on you OP, that day and I assume many others you also found how sweet living in LOS is 

The rich, white dude is probably a member of this forum, so the cat is now we'll and truly out of the bag...

Wasn't the Hilton bar on the ground floor was it? It's right opposite walking street. They have a live band in there too. 

41 minutes ago, bermondburi said:

Wasn't the Hilton bar on the ground floor was it? It's right opposite walking street. They have a live band in there too. 

Yeah that sounds like the place though my memories a bit hazy. You’ve been?

38 minutes ago, kimura89 said:

Yeah that sounds like the place though my memories a bit hazy. You’ve been?

Yeah, many times. My wife likes it there. Bit of an odd mix in there really. Moneyed Thais and Westerners and hookers trying to catch something available. 

8 minutes ago, bermondburi said:

Yeah, many times. My wife likes it there. Bit of an odd mix in there really. Moneyed Thais and Westerners and hookers trying to catch something available. 

I just remember it being incredibly packed. As in you’re shoulder to shoulder with people at its busiest. Apart from that was one of the better bars in the area.

 

I always wondered if it survived the pandemic or had to close?

3 minutes ago, kimura89 said:

I just remember it being incredibly packed. As in you’re shoulder to shoulder with people at its busiest. Apart from that was one of the better bars in the area.

Yeah. Got draught as well, and decent wine. 

4 hours ago, kimura89 said:

Crazy night. I later find out she’s married to some rich white dude (no ring, so wasn’t malicious, I don’t roll like that) and is a major alcoholic.

I think we've all met that lady, but most of us met her she was considerably younger than us.

Bad luck meeting her when she was 40.

 

What's worse is when you meet the husband (after the event), and he's a really nice guy that insists on telling you how loyal and devoted his wife is, and how unlike other Thai girls, she's completely trustworthy and would never cheat on him.

10 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I think we've all met that lady, but most of us met her she was considerably younger than us.

Bad luck meeting her when she was 40.

 

What's worse is when you meet the husband (after the event), and he's a really nice guy that insists on telling you how loyal and devoted his wife is, and how unlike other Thai girls, she's completely trustworthy and would never cheat on him.

I have no doubt she was a bargirl when she was younger and some farang snatched her up.

 

I got a thing for older women, so 40 doesn’t bother me.

Just now, kimura89 said:

I got a thing for older women, so 40 doesn’t bother me much.

You should come up to Chiang Mai, Loi Kroh road has bars packed with women that age or older.

3 hours ago, ramrod711 said:

So, this guy walks into a bar, and......

 

    Meets a  Thai lady , who only work  bar two days .

   She not like work bar.  She never go farlang before , shy ..

 Hope she lucky meet good/ stupid farlang , can take care everything ....

 

18 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

You should come up to Chiang Mai, Loi Kroh road has bars packed with women that age or older.

I prefer Zoe’s on Yellow, pretty sure that’s the name.

On 2/17/2021 at 3:49 PM, kimura89 said:

I later find out she’s married to some rich white dude

 

Moral of the story, don't end up like "some rich white dude" in Thailand.  ????

31 minutes ago, Leaver said:

 

Moral of the story, don't end up like "some rich white dude" in Thailand.  ????

Best to be poor

16 hours ago, onebir said:

Best to be poor

 

Best to have a few quid here, but tell the Thai's you are poor.  ????

On 2/17/2021 at 7:53 PM, BritManToo said:

I think we've all met that lady, but most of us met her she was considerably younger than us.

Bad luck meeting her when she was 40.

 

What's worse is when you meet the husband (after the event), and he's a really nice guy that insists on telling you how loyal and devoted his wife is, and how unlike other Thai girls, she's completely trustworthy and would never cheat on him.

 

No. What's really worse is after telling you that "she's completely trustworthy and would never cheat", he shares his secret that he likes to watch and that you look like the sort of nice, clean young man that he wouldn't mind watching banging is missus.

 

Happened to me at the Con Club in Peterborough when I was at uni.

On 2/17/2021 at 7:44 PM, kimura89 said:

I just remember it being incredibly packed. As in you’re shoulder to shoulder with people at its busiest. Apart from that was one of the better bars in the area.

 

I always wondered if it survived the pandemic or had to close?

You're safe to visit the place now without being bothered by such ladies....in fact you wont be bothered by anyone since last March. It has survived and only 3185 Baht for 1 night next weekend.

3 hours ago, NanLaew said:

 

No. What's really worse is after telling you that "she's completely trustworthy and would never cheat", he shares his secret that he likes to watch and that you look like the sort of nice, clean young man that he wouldn't mind watching banging is missus.

 

Happened to me at the Con Club in Peterborough when I was at uni.

 

  You mean , Conservative Clubs ?. 

  Known as knocking shops .. 

  Best avoided ...

Thailand , knocking shops ,  cheaper .

 You know , that makes sense .

55 minutes ago, elliss said:

Thailand , knocking shops ,  cheaper .

 

If you don't get emotionally involved.  

On 2/20/2021 at 8:38 PM, elliss said:

 

  You mean , Conservative Clubs ?. 

  Known as knocking shops .. 

  Best avoided ...

Thailand , knocking shops ,  cheaper .

 You know , that makes sense .

 

I never suggested the Con Club in Peterborough was a knocking shop but we did have a (no charge) swinging weekend.

23 hours ago, Leaver said:

On 2/20/2021 at 8:38 PM, elliss said:

Thailand , knocking shops ,  cheaper .

 

If you don't get emotionally involved.  

 

Does it still hurt?