How to deal with a violent aggressive neighbour.

[gunderhill]

For  about a  week  now this neighbour has been round here banging on my gate, sometimes on my actual front  door, Ive been out to confront him a few  times but due to language difficulties they dont seem to understand  that this is  not on. Im getting to my wits  end, keeps  coming up at random times and banging on the gate, am getting a  bit sick of the locals.

Suggestions,

Im going to get some evidence of this and speak to the  Police , Ive had  enough, violence may be the only answer and I can be quite brutal.

They seem to think its "their territory" or something.

[gunderhill]

Better post a photo I suppose, the names  have been changed to protect the stupid  ???? am gonna try bribing it with food  next, the idiot sees its  reflection then spends 10  minutes trying to bash its  head in, reckon  he thinks  he wins every time.

[CharlieH]

Expect to be harrased by more than birds for misleading in that way, ......you deserve it ! ????

[Crossy]

555.

 

He just needs a girlfriend and sees your gate as a rival suitor.

 

We have sparrows attacking the car mirrors, seems to be when there is a shortage of "willing" ladies as it's not all the time nor every year.

 

You could try covering up the shiny bits.

[gunderhill]

3 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Expect to be harrased by more than birds for misleading in that way, ......you deserve it ! ????

You'd  better punish  TV it does way worse than that........regularly????

[CharlieH]

3 minutes ago, Crossy said:

555.

 

He just needs a girlfriend and sees your gate as a rival suitor.

 

We have sparrows attacking the car mirrors, seems to be when there is a shortage of "willing" ladies as it's not all the time nor every year.

 

You could try covering up the shiny bits.

He,d need a couple of bed sheets to cover those shininy bits as the entire entrance gate is "shiney" it seems.

Its OP needs the girlfriend then he wouldnt careless what a bird is doing at his gate ! He can concentrate on the bird in the bed !

[gunderhill]

1 minute ago, CharlieH said:

He,d need a couple of bed sheets to cover those shininy bits as the entire entrance gate is "shiney" it seems.

I  thought about  getting a  chicken  outfit to  lure it away, lovely  thing really it   goes  wading in my pond. If Issan Birder wasnt brown bread he'd  tell me what it is. Give me a  sign IB?

[gunderhill]

2 minutes ago, gunderhill said:

I  thought about  getting a  chicken  outfit to  lure it away, lovely  thing really it   goes  wading in my pond. If Issan Birder wasnt brown bread he'd  tell me what it is. Give me a  sign IB?

WHITE BREASTED  WATERHEN.........so I wasnt  far  off if  i lured it  away in a chicken outfit!

[Antonymous]

I once had a bird banging on my door all night.

 

I told her to come back to bed, I'd let her out in the morning.

[CharlieH]

1 minute ago, gunderhill said:

WHITE BREASTED  WATERHEN.........so I wasnt  far  off if  i lured it  away in a chicken outfit!

 

[gunderhill]

1 minute ago, Antonymous said:

I once had a bird banging on my door all night.

 

I told her to come back to bed, I'd let her out in the morning.

Probably best to have it  put down if its causing problems

[KC 71]

31 minutes ago, Antonymous said:

I once had a bird banging on my door all night.

 

I told her to come back to bed, I'd let her out in the morning.

Had the same thing happen to me,

but she was outside ,trying to get in !

[faraday]

1 hour ago, Antonymous said:

I once had a bird banging on my door all night.

 

I told her to come back to bed, I'd let her out in the morning.

 Bit of gaffer tape helps.????

[OneMoreFarang]

Make sure the intruder understands the possible consequences of such action.

 

 

[gunderhill]

56 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

Make sure the intruder understands the possible consequences of such action.

 

 

Bwarrrrrrrrrrrrk!

[Jeffr2]

We have an Egret going after the fish in our pond.  I bought a fake owl from China, Lazada, for 200B.  And a few plastic snakes, Lazada, 50-100B.  Haven't seen the bird since we put these out.  LOL

[tonray]

Show him Youtube videos of roasting fowl....he'll get the message. 

[Excel]

14 minutes ago, Jeffr2 said:

We have an Egret going after the fish in our pond.  I bought a fake owl from China, Lazada, for 200B.  And a few plastic snakes, Lazada, 50-100B.  Haven't seen the bird since we put these out.  LOL

They really work and I actually bought similar but this was a plastic crocodile , well a head actually. Since I put it in  one of our ponds I haven't seen a single person since ????????

[Jeffr2]

1 minute ago, Excel said:

They really work and I actually bought similar but this was a plastic crocodile , well a head actually. Since I put it in  one of our ponds I haven't seen a single person since ????????

I think I saw that one!  But a bit expensive?  So far, the owl and fake snakes has worked.  If these fail, I'll get the croc head!!!!

[Excel]

1 minute ago, Jeffr2 said:

I think I saw that one!  But a bit expensive?  So far, the owl and fake snakes has worked.  If these fail, I'll get the croc head!!!!

I saw on ebay years ago one of the animated crocs used in the James Bond movie. Never did know how much it sold for but by George love to have had one of those now just for laugh at a party or such.

[PGSan]

22 hours ago, CharlieH said:

the bird in the bed !

being worth two in the . . . go go bar?

[NightSky]

Bird pie for supper?

[fabruer]

Post edited: Nothing sensible to ad.

Edited April 26, 2021 by fabruer
Should have read the second post of OP ????

[rwill]

Global or Lazada you can buy those motion activated water sprinklers.

 

[Andrew Dwyer]

Great thread title and first post by the op , fooled us all !!

 

I get the sunshine right in my bedroom window late afternoon so I put some film on , cooled it down very well but now I have another problem .

 

I get awakened every morning from daybreak onwards by an angry bird presumably just emerged from his/her nest .

 

I have to flick the curtains with my foot to get him to stop, doing this means I am now fully awake !

Best alarm clock I ever owned .

 

[gunderhill]

Well  I went out this  morning to reason with it  again, no  joy infact he's  brought more of  his  pals  over to  help him see off the intruder..... What was  good  fun though is to get a  you  tube  video of  the song and play it back to them, they were  looking  everywhere for the intruder, hilarious  to watch, they are quite  tame you can get very close to them  about 1  metre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIw9Lu0cT7E&ab_channel=KADAPOVLOG

[gunderhill]

1 hour ago, fabruer said:

Post edited: Nothing sensible to ad.

Sound s perfect who wants sensible

[gunderhill]

3 hours ago, Excel said:

I saw on ebay years ago one of the animated crocs used in the James Bond movie. Never did know how much it sold for but by George love to have had one of those now just for laugh at a party or such.

https://www.ebay.com/i/283846717099?mkevt=1&siteid=1&mkcid=2&mkrid=711-153320-877651-5&source_name=google&mktype=pla&campaignid=10695118301&groupid=105213121093&targeted=pla-293946777986&MT_ID=&adpos=&device=c&googleloc=9074832&itemid=283846717099&merchantid=116792603&geo_id=104&gclid=Cj0KCQjwppSEBhCGARIsANIs4p5vYHHu-dTuJECOWgufIEbMC9XZ9tDD0hrxovln2ZpfKFR2f13TfSIaAk7bEALw_wcB

[millymoopoo]

On 4/25/2021 at 9:55 AM, gunderhill said:

For  about a  week  now this neighbour has been round here banging on my gate, sometimes on my actual front  door, Ive been out to confront him a few  times but due to language difficulties they dont seem to understand 

Turn the hose on him, a good drenching may do the trick

[gunderhill]

1 minute ago, millymoopoo said:

Turn the hose on him, a good drenching may do the trick

Its a  water  bird,  if  anything  it  will  come back for  more. Actually  I dont want to get rid  of  it Im trying to tame it.