You have been made King of the world – What Would You Do ?

[tomgreen]

 

 

So there you are taking you dog Spike out for its evening walk , the sun's going down as you enter the local wood , Spike runs off and disappears from view. As you venture deeper into the wooded area you hear off in the distance Spike wildly barking , as you approach Spike you can now see what he is barking at . There right before you in a clearing resting on the ground is a large metallic saucer shaped object which is making a low humming sound. As you walk towards the strange humming craft what appears to be a ramp and doorway starts to slide open. Spike seeing the doorway runs inside and you gingerly walk up the ramp and follow him in . A few feet inside the strange craft you are confronted by an odd looking robot like alien being , holding Spike . The alien in a low mechanical tone tells you not to be afraid and to follow him . To cut a long story short these alien robotic looking beings have arrived on planet earth and for various reasons they want an ambassador to take charge of Earth.

 

 

You are granted indisputable and unquestionable power over all the inhabitants of Earth along with the ability for you to live forever.

 

On leaving the alien craft with Spike you hurry back home to tell your wife what just happened and how some strange beings from another planet have made you the King of the World.

 

 

If I were you and King of the World theses are a few things below that I would do straight away.

 

 

All religions would be banned.

 

I would replace all existing currency with a new one.

 

Free and compulsory education till age 21.

 

Convicted rapists and murderers and pedophiles would be hanged.

 

I would ban all animals in circuses, and in laboratories for experimentation.

 

I would make sure every capital city has a prominent large statue of me.

 

Any one convicted of breaking any of my minor laws would have a permanent tattoo placed on their forehead showing what type offense they had committed .

 

I would ban all Junk food except on weekends.

 

I would command that all people of Earth be known as Muppet's .

 

The normal working day would be 5 hours long.

 

People with extreme and radical views would be banished to special rehabilitation camps housed on isolated remote islands.

 

Complaining about any thing would be publishable by a long prison term or low voltage electric shock treatment.

 

 

 

 

So the question now has to be ,  now you have been made the King of the World with everlasting unquestionable power to control and run Earth as you see fit.

 

What would you now do with this awesome power , what changes would you make , what things would you rid the world of , what laws would you change or put into action .

 

 

 

So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

 

 

 

    King of the World 

 

 

 

 

 

[scammed]

i would donate 10 million baht to scammed on tvf

[CharlieH]

So you want to be "King of the Muppets" ?

 

 

Wouldnt want to live forever and watch everyone I ever knew or loved die !

 

Wouldnt want the responsibility either.

 

 

 

 

 

[worgeordie]

Abdicate......I don't want that kind of responsibility.

regards worgeordie

[bwpage3]

Is Thailand really getting that boring?

[Jingthing]

I have to admit I would love that. 

I don’t have an immediate list that comes to mind.

I would rather be very spontaneous and have fun with it on a daily basis

 

But some things do come to mind.

 

Such as no cod pieces, no service

 

English only globally as I suck at languages

 

White nationalists to be shipped to the Congo to work as "servants"

 

Open borders for Thailand. Native Thais however would be required to do address reports in person every other day and if their bank balance went under the required level to be deported. 

 

 

 

Edited May 4, 2021 by Jingthing

[Odysseus123]

1 hour ago, scammed said:

i would donate 10 million baht to scammed on tvf

Arise,Sir Earl of Scammed!

[covidiot]

1 hour ago, tomgreen said:

The normal working day would be 5 hours long.

i think sweden is considering 6 hour work days.

we may be heading toward a future with less work.

[Susco]

If some tragedy happened, that we could turn back time

[ThaidDown]

Convert all the Thaivisa forum bigots, trolls and other obnoxious posters to pure energy as per Einstein.

 

Should keep the world going for years.

 

 

[Scott]

Well, I would just "Like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...."????

[Jingthing]

That kind of total power would be corrupting to anyone who isn't a Saint.

[sirineou]

Right after I transfer the substantial coronation fees to  the minister of recording such events in Nigeria.

 I will immediately prohibit the arrival of all king making alien  beings !!

I don't need the competition  ????. 

[OneMoreFarang]

Interesting topic.

 

Your list is already pretty good.

I would try to achieve that all people get good education and use that education.

I would severely punisch politicians and officials for lying and misleading people.

I would punish all those conspiracy nutters and jail them.

Take money out of politics. In democracies well informed voters should decide. Not who pays most.

 

Otherwise I would watch Bruce Almighty again. I am sure that will give me some ideas.

 

 

[OneMoreFarang]

I forgot:

I would ban all those crazy feminists who want all the power for (old and ugly) women.

Women should have equal rights, not better rights than men.

[jak2002003]

I would....

 

Ban religion.

 

Ban countries. Just have the world as one big country and complete freedom to live and work anywhere you wanted. No visas, passports etc.

 

Outlaw one use plastic. 

 

Cap on how much money and assets someone could have. No one needs expensive cars and houses when others live in poverty. 

 

Ban factory farming.

 

Make everything organic.

 

 Euthanasia a right for everyone.

 

Ban marriage. Just live together if you love each other.

 

One child per woman to lower our population.

 

No weapons. 

 

1 third of the planet left totally for nature and wild animals..wilderness. 

 

Anyone that committed extreme violent crime, murders or serious sexual offences will be executed. 

 

Equal rights and respect for everyone, men, women, disabled people, race, sexuality etc. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[sirineou]

12 minutes ago, jak2002003 said:

Ban countries. Just have the world as one big country and complete freedom to live and work anywhere you wanted. No visas, passports etc.

 So that when that one country is taken over by a despot like Hitler, Stalin. Pol Pot etc. The whole world is taken over without anyone to oppose them and it is game over. 

[bendejo]

Wind chimes would be forbidden.

First abuse gets a warning.

They put them up again and its the death penalty, no exceptions.

 

Only women without hanging belly fat would be permitted to wear bare midriff clothing.

 

Only Arabica coffee beans can be cultivated.

 

The song "New York New York" from that Martin Scorsese movie would be banned, all mention erased from history.

Rap music would no longer exist.

The last album released by Miles Davis would be Sketches of Spain.

The last Bob Dylan album released would be Blonde on Blonde.  All in the name of cultural purity, of course.

 

All movies with Bill Murray and Nicholas Cage will be destroyed.  (This list will grow)

 

Edited May 4, 2021 by bendejo

[sammieuk1]

Remove every authoritarian leader in the first 10 seconds then open every pub in the world for a 50 year free bar ...the end ????

[blackcab]

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[Lacessit]

I would decree everyone on the planet older than 10 has to play a minimum of three rounds of golf every week, tapering off permitted after age 70.

I would legalize every illicit drug, with the proviso any crime committed under their influence gets the same penalty as if the person was not.

I would legalize prostitution, abortion and voluntary euthanasia world-wide.

I would ban all  religious instruction in schools as a form of brain-washing.

Every student would have to attend and pass a minimum number of hours of education in physics, chemistry and biology. The people that fail would repeat until they passed.

People can accumulate as much wealth as they want to. There would be a limit set on what heirs could inherit.

[RichardColeman]

I'd ban all religions. And launch a new rocket to the sun program for all woke people.

[techietraveller84]

To escape your world, I think a lot of people would elect the below punishment. Hawaii please?

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People with extreme and radical views would be banished to special rehabilitation camps housed on isolated remote islands.

 

[sirineou]

6 hours ago, tomgreen said:

People with extreme and radical views would be banished to special rehabilitation camps housed on isolated remote islands.

That's a bit extreme don't you think? 

[Jingthing]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I would decree everyone on the planet older than 10 has to play a minimum of three rounds of golf every week, tapering off permitted after age 70.

I would legalize every illicit drug, with the proviso any crime committed under their influence gets the same penalty as if the person was not.

I would legalize prostitution, abortion and voluntary euthanasia world-wide.

I would ban all  religious instruction in schools as a form of brain-washing.

Every student would have to attend and pass a minimum number of hours of education in physics, chemistry and biology. The people that fail would repeat until they passed.

People can accumulate as much wealth as they want to. There would be a limit set on what heirs could inherit.

You lost me at the golf.

It seems the consensus is that if this happened to most any random person, it would be utopia for the leader, and dystopia for everyone else. I would never pass physics!

Edited May 4, 2021 by Jingthing

[cobra]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I would decree everyone on the planet older than 10 has to play a minimum of three rounds of golf every week, tapering off permitted after age 70.

I would legalize every illicit drug, with the proviso any crime committed under their influence gets the same penalty as if the person was not.

I would legalize prostitution, abortion and voluntary euthanasia world-wide.

I would ban all  religious instruction in schools as a form of brain-washing.

Every student would have to attend and pass a minimum number of hours of education in physics, chemistry and biology. The people that fail would repeat until they passed.

People can accumulate as much wealth as they want to. There would be a limit set on what heirs could inherit.

 

Some very good points,

I'll sign off on the golf thing too as long as it involves a clown head, windmill, and colored balls ???? 

[Ralf001]

I'd never own a dog called spike so that rules me out of being king of the world.

[Crossy]

5 hours ago, Scott said:

Well, I would just "Like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...."????

 

and buy everyone a coke too. It's the real thing ???? 

[Crossy]

5 hours ago, Jingthing said:

That kind of total power would be corrupting to anyone who isn't a Saint.

 

Enter Sir Roger Moore.

 

[KC 71]

4 hours ago, bendejo said:

Wind chimes would be forbidden.

First abuse gets a warning.

They put them up again and its the death penalty, no exceptions.

 

Only women without hanging belly fat would be permitted to wear bare midriff clothing.

 

Only Arabica coffee beans can be cultivated.

 

The song "New York New York" from that Martin Scorsese movie would be banned, all mention erased from history.

Rap music would no longer exist.

The last album released by Miles Davis would be Sketches of Spain.

The last Bob Dylan album released would be Blonde on Blonde.  All in the name of cultural purity, of course.

 

All movies with Bill Murray and Nicholas Cage will be destroyed.  (This list will grow)

 

Blimey, I bet your parties are fun !