Cops stop papa; hand him B100.

[papa al]

So last night,

papa rode the wrong way on a 1-way soi

near Pattaya beach road

and the fuzz caught it.

Had to follow them to the police-box near walking street.

papa playing dumb.

Cops check all paper,

search under seat storage area and top-box on Nouvo.

Finally cop pulls papa into police-box and

asks if prefer ticket to be resolved at police HQ

or just cash on the spot.

papa: cash

cop: how much you offer?

papa: B400.

cop: ok

papa hands over B500 note.

cop hands papa B100 note.

 

 

[In the jungle]

You offered 400?  Are you made of money?

[piston broke]

 

A Yank and his money are soon parted ....

[papa al]

400 is the official rate indicated

on the board at police HQ.

papa is repeat repeat offender.

Just glad he didn't find the heroin & crack in pocket.

????

Edited June 17, 2021 by papa al

[Salerno]

7 minutes ago, papa al said:

Just glad he didn't find the heroin & crack in pocket.

 

The mystery of why anyone would refer to themselves in the third person is explained. 

[scubascuba3]

I wouldn't pay them off it just encourages them to keep pulling farang over. If you have to go to Soi 9 instead so be it

[piston broke]

8 hours ago, Salerno said:

 

The mystery of why anyone would refer to themselves in the third person is explained. 

 

cuz he's one pint short of a six pack .....

.

[sanuk711]

10 minutes ago, piston broke said:

cuz he's one pint short of a six pack ....

The Thai vernacular for that ---  "Mai Dem Baht" ----  not the full baht.

[HashBrownHarry]

3 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

I wouldn't pay them off it just encourages them to keep pulling farang over. If you have to go to Soi 9 instead so be it

They need little encouragement, much easier and quicker to pay and be on your way.

 

Also herion and crack needed to be consumed...

[CharlieH]

Lucky he didnt then say 10k for bribing a policeman...????????????

[papa al]

11 hours ago, papa al said:

 

Just glad he didn't find the heroin & crack in pocket.

????

... or my Glock.

[johng]

5 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

I wouldn't pay them off

 

He admitted a driving offence and a repeat offender to boot !

there would have been money to be paid anyway  he just took the quicker more convenient route +  they didn't need to inspect his "Glock"  ????

[Kwasaki]

25 minutes ago, papa al said:

... or my Glock.

In police box you could of used your Glock to make him an offer he couldn't refuse. ????

[richard_smith237]

17 hours ago, Kwasaki said:

 

17 hours ago, papa al said:

... or my Glock.

In police box you could of used your Glock to make him an offer he couldn't refuse. ????

 

 

Suck my Glock.... the next big ThaiVisa news story.....