snooze you lose!

[bob smith]

why is scubabuba battling me?

[ThailandRyan]

1 hour ago, banglay said:

I wish more fat old farangs would fall asleep on there bar stools .. I might at last be able to enjoy my beer in peace ???? without having to listen too there Bulsh*ite war stories 555. 

Bush lite, I have never observed that beer here...hmmm, you must be elsewhere.

[ThailandRyan]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

what do u mean bro

Bro, was sup, I feel you, don't axe me ain't my turn at the train.....

[bob smith]

14 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

Bro, was sup, I feel you, don't axe me ain't my turn at the train.....

you what bro?

[Ralf001]

3 hours ago, Pork Pie said:

 

Pretty sure that you can get some form of scoop to clean them out before re-using them now.

 

I use the garden hose.

[Ralf001]

1 hour ago, simon43 said:

Er.. too much information there I think! ????

How did you clean out your blow up doll ?

[richard_smith237]

3 hours ago, bob smith said:

she has already forgot about the daft old git who fell asleep on her.

Of course...  her mind is already on the new mark who lacks so much game he can only find a hooker and is stupid enough to be proud he’s taking a hooker away on holiday....  

 

.... And is then daft enough to boast about it !!! ????

 

 

[richard_smith237]

This OP is clearly one of the down sides of the legalisation of marijuana... 

 

Each new day is gonna be a whole new rose tinted adventure for the feckless smilers who think they are so special they just have to tell everyone about their day !!!!.... 

 

 

[Pawpcorn]

 

[bob smith]

17 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

This OP is clearly one of the down sides of the legalisation of marijuana... 

 

Each new day is gonna be a whole new rose tinted adventure for the feckless smilers who think they are so special they just have to tell everyone about their day !!!!.... 

 

 

Dont be like dat bro. I got nuthin but love for you man

[ThailandRyan]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

Dont be like dat bro. I got nuthin but love for you man

True dat homie

[Lacessit]

4 hours ago, bob smith said:

didnt pay even 1 baht,. she has paid for the hotel in koh changy

You just had to over-egg the pudding, didn't you?

If I  had 1000 baht for every poster that has claimed they are so hot women pay for them................I'd be driving the latest Beemer.

[Kinnock]

2 hours ago, Denim said:

The plastic bags you put meat into at Big C are worse. Impossible to open, especially if you are working on the wrong end. Only easy way it to touch some ice on the fish display. Easy peasy then.

I just hand the bags to my new Thai girl, and she sorts. It out.

 

By coincidence, she mentioned she was in a bar with some fat bloke who fell asleep, then she met this cheap charlie who took her to Koh Chang, but he didn't even pay for the hotel.

[Pork Pie]

38 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

This OP is clearly one of the down sides of the legalisation of marijuana... 

 

Each new day is gonna be a whole new rose tinted adventure for the feckless smilers who think they are so special they just have to tell everyone about their day !!!!.... 

 

 

Please don't try offloading him on us tokers, he is not one of ours and we don't want him.

Please group him with the drinkers, they are much more deserving. ????

[ThailandRyan]

7 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

I just hand the bags to my new Thai girl, and she sorts. It out.

 

By coincidence, she mentioned she was in a bar with some fat bloke who fell asleep, then she met this cheap charlie who took her to Koh Chang, but he didn't even pay for the hotel.

Did she tell you like she told me she now dislikes Backpackers? He kept calling her Bro she said....

[simon43]

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

How did you clean out your blow up doll ?

She was made of latex, no blowing required! ????

[bob smith]

16 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You just had to over-egg the pudding, didn't you?

If I  had 1000 baht for every poster that has claimed they are so hot women pay for them................I'd be driving the latest Beemer.

no lies bro. she got a iphone 11 can book rooms like nobody buisness. she wanting me go korat after koh changy meet mum and dad i say sweet leaf bro life is too short to be bozo! 

[ThailandRyan]

27 minutes ago, bob smith said:

no lies bro. she got a iphone 11 can book rooms like nobody buisness. she wanting me go korat after koh changy meet mum and dad i say sweet leaf bro life is too short to be bozo! 

The meeting of Ma and Pa, she has found her winner winner chicken dinner.  You will be hitched in a village ceremony and her Bro will be your Bro, or he will be her main man and hittin yur gurl from behind a'ight, as he is the babies daddy. Time to get krumpin before they all get up in yur grill and they decide to blast you....of course that would be krunk fo sure...

[Lucky Bones]

5 hours ago, bob smith said:

there nothing boy about this bird bro.

she is alllll woman kiss

Been in Thailand long Bob?

Plenty of stories like this.

As they say Bob....photos..... or it didn't happen.

Sweet dreams Bob.

[MisterPooFarty]

51 minutes ago, bob smith said:

no lies bro. she got a iphone 11 can book rooms like nobody buisness. she wanting me go korat after koh changy meet mum and dad i say sweet leaf bro life is too short to be bozo! 

Bob, you will be in big trouble once your mom finds out that you are accessing the internet unsupervised.

[Lacessit]

56 minutes ago, bob smith said:

no lies bro. she got a iphone 11 can book rooms like nobody buisness. she wanting me go korat after koh changy meet mum and dad i say sweet leaf bro life is too short to be bozo! 

I do love a good bullsh###er, please continue.

[sipi]

And when he woke up he would have thought "where in a bar in Thailand am I ever gonna find another 23 year old that I can drink with?"

[Mutt Daeng]

25 minutes ago, MisterPooFarty said:

Bob, you will be in big trouble once your mom finds out that you are accessing the internet unsupervised.

Classic

[bob smith]

22 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

I do love a good bullsh###er, please continue.

koh changy in the morning with my new girl. just me, her and the open road. not a cares in the world bro. dont be jealous bro, god loves you.

[Lacessit]

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

koh changy in the morning with my new girl. just me, her and the open road. not a cares in the world bro. dont be jealous bro, god loves you.

Why would you think I am jealous? I have a Thai GF coming up for 8 years, 23 years younger than me.

What's with the bro stuff? Are you Jack Kerouac's grandson?

[stoner]

6 hours ago, bob smith said:

i took her by the hand and offered to buy her a drink and she agreed.

no

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

What's with the bro stuff? Are you Jack Kerouac's grandson?

how did you know? listen buddy, if you preference this word? i like all people, you included. dont try and bring me down wit your negitivity bro. go outside, smoke a joint and calm down.

[ThailandRyan]

19 minutes ago, bob smith said:

how did you know? listen buddy, if you preference this word? i like all people, you included. dont try and bring me down wit your negitivity bro. go outside, smoke a joint and calm down.

Don't bring me down no no no, don't  bring me down, c'mon Bro stop wit da sleestackin and get on with the krumpin while I get another Mad Dog 2020, and a few shots of Hennessy....troll away some more bra, 

[Lucky Bones]

43 minutes ago, bob smith said:

koh changy in the morning with my new girl. just me, her and the open road. not a cares in the world bro. dont be jealous bro, god loves you.

Oh Dear, starting to sound like one of those errant Jumpin' Jehoshephats ( sometimes referred to as Jehovah's Witnesses) now putting god in the story. Eagerly awaiting the arrival of Buddah, Krishna and other people who live in the sky.

Funny story though. Gotta be right up there for the "Plonker of the Week" award.

Those photos been downloaded yet Bob.

Remember to get mummy to tuck you in tight Bob.????

 

[roo860]

8 hours ago, bob smith said:

why is scubabuba battling me?

Coz you're a deleted.