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'Dead body' found on Thai beach turns out to be £470 'ultra-realistic' sex doll after police investigate


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Misleading headline dead body found on beach 

Maybe used Sex doll found on beach even made the Daily Mail in the UK 

Must be getting desperate for news stories ???? 

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2 hours ago, chalawaan said:

Times have changed bonnie lad, the dolls owner isn't the one who does the blowing now! 

According to YouTube reviews, they look and "feel" like the real thing, but still smell like an inner tube.

How did I find the reviews? The algorithm "fed" it to me after I watched a video of Pattaya nightlife.????

 

With Covid, Polio, Monkeypox all becoming the new AIDS, It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

Mmm latex bar girls....any idea on the bar fine yet?

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3 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

After a substantial investigation by the forensic teams, they determined it was not a human being, after all. 

You simply can't pull the wool over they eyes of the local plod!

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the only people who say "ultra-realistic sex doll" are the ones who are super embarrassed they thought it was a human.

 

In 10-years, it will be all AI anyhow.  

 

Patt...AI........... no more trips to the clinic for the normal stuff, now weird latex burns might require lotion...lol

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4 hours ago, johnnybangkok said:

The story has been blown up out of all proportions.

people are desperate for some "good" news  555

Posted (edited)
5 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

After a substantial investigation by the forensic teams, they determined it was not a human being, after all. 

But to avoid loss of face the RTP are still continuing with the murder investigation and expect to announce they have caught the suspect soon.

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Posted
2 hours ago, ThaiFelix said:

Mmm latex bar girls....any idea on the bar fine yet?

I bet they are inflated 

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9 hours ago, chalawaan said:

Times have changed bonnie lad, the dolls owner isn't the one who does the blowing now! 

According to YouTube reviews, they look and "feel" like the real thing, but still smell like an inner tube.

How did I find the reviews? The algorithm "fed" it to me after I watched a video of Pattaya nightlife.????

 

With Covid, Polio, Monkeypox all becoming the new AIDS, It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

Brothels with sex dolls have been around for a while (since at least 2018 if not before).

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2018/11/26/18113019/sex-doll-brothels-legal-sex-work

 

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I tried propositioning Alexa and "Hey Google" before and they filed a sexual harassment complaint against me with the Amazon and Google censors...then my AI Doll drops dead on the beach...I am beyond consolation.

 

Posted
9 hours ago, NemoH said:

Dumped after 3 years of “abuse”..

If dumped because the doll started spitting at him, she probably just needed to be pumped out. 

Posted
18 hours ago, chalawaan said:

It's only a matter of time before someone actually opens a bar with latex lovebirds on offer. ????????

I believe they already have places in Japan where they have places/rooms to rent one.

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