Naked man smashes up convenience store before "mumbling in Arabic"

[webfact]

Picture: Thai Rath

 

Muang Ratchaburi police responded at 11.30 last night to a call from a convenience store that a naked man was smashing things and scaring staff and customers.

 

At the scene the man continued until he was bound and taken into custody and transported in a foundation rescue vehicle to the police station to calm down.

 

A panic attack from drug use was expected. The man looked resentful and was constantly mumbling in "phasa Muslim" - Arabic, reported Thai Rath.

 

An assistant to the manager said trouble started at 11 pm when the man arrived naked to smash the front window.

 

His father then came and whacked him and took him away.

 

But the naked man came back ten minutes later and started pulling items off the shelves damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

 

He then threw chocolate out into the street and relieved himself in front of the store.

 

Two days prior the assistant had seen him creating trouble opposite the store but today he had to call the police fearing for the safety of customers and female staff.

 

Police were expected to make drugs tests.

 

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[Celsius]

Rejection

[MarkT63]

damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

 

????????????

[Pique Dard]

45 minutes ago, webfact said:

a naked man was smashing things and scaring staff 

 in his adam's costume, he had everything for court the female staff, instead he chose to smash things

Edited February 17, 2023 by Pique Dard

[phetphet]

4 minutes ago, Pique Dard said:

yaa baa(christal meth)? under the influence of drugs, he thought he was in a nudist resort, i guess,  but the problem is to know why he started smashing things...instead of courting the female staff

He had his eye on the chocolate cake.

[Smokey and the Bandit]

"His father then came and whacked him and took him away. "

 

How did they know it was his father? "whacked him", shouldn't he be dead?????

[smedly]

57 minutes ago, webfact said:

tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

sounds like a right "fruit cake"

[ezzra]

1 hour ago, webfact said:

and was constantly mumbling in "phasa Muslim" - Arabic,

As long as he didn't shout "allah hu akbar" and stick the KY and chocolate there were safe..

[RandiRona]

So he didn’t blow himself up?? Coward!!

he isn’t getting any of those 72 virgins or a goat!!

Edited February 17, 2023 by RandiRona

[sambum]

".....damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake."

 

Wow! Sounds like a job for the Army"

[hotchilli]

5 hours ago, webfact said:

But the naked man came back ten minutes later and started pulling items off the shelves damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

Obviously has a sweet side to him.

[ben2talk]

Wow, mumbling in Muslim language - string him up!

[AustinRacing]

How do you know he was mumbling?  

[ignore it]

The lesson;

Don't show up at her house a couple of days after Valentine's Day and make an emergency run to the 7/11.

 

Remember:

Shop early

Put your clothes on before a quick trip to the 7/11.

 

[Burma Bill]

6 hours ago, webfact said:

a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

The mind boggles!! 

I have heard of a "creampie" but................................

[Jorgendk]

5 minutes ago, AustinRacing said:

How do you know he was mumbling?  

It say so in the headline,
And the headline in "Asian Now" is ALWAYS right

[IndomitableSpirit]

In his birthday suit...chocolate cake...KY... relieved himself...dirty dirty boy!????

[Gandtee]

Sounds like a slippery customer to me.????

[PETERTHEEATER]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

......damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

 

Doncha just love these details? 

[ToolKit]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

Oh, that's serious, then!

[Tropposurfer]

He was probably an undercover 'Patriot' who was onto a sleeper cell of that evil cabal of satan worshipping baby eaters who are all part of the secret society of Soros Obama the Clintons and that mastermind criminal Joe Biden and his international criminal son Hunter Biden hahaha ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[lanng khao]

6 hours ago, ezzra said:

As long as he didn't shout "allah hu akbar" and stick the KY and chocolate there were safe..

Almost correct, apparently he didn't like the competition as he owns a store/cafe on the opposite corner, it's called Allan' snack bar. 

[Sandboxer]

The family goat lucked out that night.

 

[StayinThailand2much]

8 hours ago, webfact said:

He then threw chocolate out into the street and relieved himself in front of the store.

Are they even sure it was chocolate?

Edited February 17, 2023 by StayinThailand2much

[StayinThailand2much]

2 hours ago, Burma Bill said:

The mind boggles!! 

I have heard of a "creampie" but................................

Ratchaburi creampie...

[StayinThailand2much]

8 hours ago, webfact said:

A panic attack from drug use was expected. The man looked resentful and was constantly mumbling in "phasa Muslim" - Arabic, reported Thai Rath.

So, is he from an 'Arabic' family in Ratchaburi, Burmese, Thai, or what?

[jaywalker]

As my Grandmother once told me after I had a court date for hunting deer without a hunting license..."That's what that liquor will get you" ????

[jaywalker]

11 hours ago, webfact said:

His father then came and whacked him and took him away.

 

But the naked man came back ten minutes later and started pulling items off the shelves damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

I know that in my local convenience store, the KY and chocolate cakes are ALWAYS stored side by side. I once looked all over the place for shaving cream...it was right next to the tampons???

 

Only in Thailand can one knock over the KY and chocolate cake sections at the same time.

 

THAILAND - "The Hub of KY and Chocolate Cakes".

 

What did his father use to "Whack" him with? Sounds like "whacking"  runs in the family.

Edited February 17, 2023 by jaywalker

[brianthainess]

12 hours ago, webfact said:

His father then came and whacked him and took him away.

 

12 hours ago, webfact said:

damaging a tube of KY and a chocolate cake.

I am so glad the laughing emoji is back, This is the best laugh of the week. thanks Mr. Naked man a big thumbs up to you, at least you have cheered me up, if no one else.   

[brianthainess]

1 hour ago, jaywalker said:

As my Grandmother once told me after I had a court date for hunting deer without a hunting license..."That's what that liquor will get you" ????

he is Muslim.