apophyss Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Very good joke for a first april ! Who want to read comments created by nobody (computer) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhendis Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 13 minutes ago, harrycallahan said: What if AI programs it? See 'Singularity'. Then it will quickly disappear head first up it's own backside. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 So, in the future Asean News will no longer need moderators, because AI will write posts with built-in censorship parameters and select News items according to a rule set. He who sets the rules determines what is "appropriate reading" for membership. A most benevolent authority... Do you really think your membership is interested in watching AI bantering with AI? Are we that mindless in your opinion? Maybe the membership should also be replaced entirely with AI, like this you can make it a closed loop and control all input/output. The next step is creating AI money, because that's what your advertisers will pay you with. Good Luck (ChatGPT wrote this little snippet, because I was too dumbed down for the task...) 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post loong Posted April 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2023 This post has been deleted by ChatGBT moderator! Please note new guidelines for posting and adhere strictly to them. Posts indicating that the poster is using real intelligence will not be tolerated and will be deleted without notice. Don't forget that we know who you are and you WILL be punished. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khunken Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 I give AN full credit for this dystopian post as it appears to have fooled an awful lot of posters. Today's date is, of course,.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Just realized what date it is... good one AN 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, loong said: Posts indicating that the poster is using real intelligence will not be tolerated and will be deleted without notice. Why have most posts not been deleted in the past as I have seen little sign of any intelligence (apart from mine of course) on this site either real or artificial. ???? Ps; I do hope this whole thread is just an April Fool thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 18 minutes ago, loong said: This post has been deleted by ChatGBT moderator! Please note new guidelines for posting and adhere strictly to them. Posts indicating that the poster is using real intelligence will not be tolerated and will be deleted without notice. Don't forget that we know who you are and you WILL be punished. It's ChatGPT sheesh... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 25 minutes ago, NanLaew said: It's ChatGPT sheesh... I'll report the error to the developers. Just can't get the staff machines these days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, Crossy said: I'll report the error to the developers. Just can't get the staff machines these days. That would be robot B-9 to repremand R2D2 on level 4 cybertron dept. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted April 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, CharlieH said: That would be robot B-9 to repremand R2D2 on level 4 cybertron dept. Which one was that again? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Muhendis said: If this AI thing is not a joke then it would be good to remember that any computer program is only as good as the people that program it. Yepper, reminds what I leant many years ago when I was first learning to program: 'Garbage In = Garbage Out' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Duh! To all the outraged posters, check your calendar!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brewsterbudgen Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, simon43 said: Duh! To all the outraged posters, check your calendar!! Indeed, it's past 12.00 now. Probably one of their best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orchidfan Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Bangkok Barry said: Isn't this similar to the automated phone answer systems that have people tearing their hair out in frustration? No human interaction, no-one to contact in the case of an inadequate answer? The world continues to go into reverse. Or the "Live chat" you can have on a bank or airline website which NEVER provides anything other than standard one or 2 line autogenerated "answers" to the most regularly (moronic) asked questions But 99% never anything exactly related to.your query ! Pathetic ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Pedrogaz Posted April 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2023 12 hours ago, Iron Tongue said: That's when I say goodbye AN To be honest I much preferred the forum when it was Thai Visa......seeing the same 'news' every day for weeks doesn't do it for me. I'll be leaving too. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dingdongrb Posted April 1, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2023 Too funny........ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikke1959 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Maybe same system as in comic shows.... peep, boing, toing....and of course to control .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muhendis Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 2 hours ago, dingdongrb said: 'Garbage In = Garbage Out' Minor correction if you would excuse me Garbage In = Garbage Out² Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PremiumLane Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 I see IQs are low today, now what is the date today, I wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 52 minutes ago, Muhendis said: Minor correction if you would excuse me Garbage In = Garbage Out² Or as we used to say "Nino syndrome" Nonsense in nonsense out. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felton Jarvis Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 April Fools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freedomnow Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Ah yes, AI auto-posts = April Fools Day of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 25 minutes ago, Felton Jarvis said: April Fools For believing the so called oxymoron of Artificial Intelligence is real! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kickstart Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 So, that will mean on more than one occasion the thread I am reading I know a bit about it, and not all the facts are correct, so will the facts now be more correct, I not going to hold my breath. In my world of working with dairy cattle this is known as AI, Artificial Insemination. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Post in coloured font removed. Please do not use colors/bold fonts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2baht Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Will the replies still use the very impersonal "somebody" title??? ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2baht Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 For 2023 years we have done without this rubbish, there's no reason I need it now! Thank you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Sooooo, the burning question, was this an April Fool or is truth stranger than fiction? Spoiler 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2baht Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Is it intelligent enough to rid us of annoying, widely hated pop up advertising??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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