In Thailand, When your Neighbor Gives You TWO Mangoes: Is This a Sign?

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Friends,

 

I don't know much about anything.

 

But, recently, my neighbor gave me two large mangoes.

 

Would you say this is just a gesture of neighborly goodwill?

 

Or, might she be telegraphing some hidden meaning using her fruit as a metaphor?

 

Personally, I have always been sort of on the right side of ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder), like Musk.

 

Sometimes, when women come on to me, I just don't get the signal, and resultantly fail to hook up.

 

Musk has admitted that he is an Asperger, although, no doubt, a high-functioning Asperger.

 

Still, I now have these two large mangoes in my fridge.

 

What should I do?

 

Thank you.

 

Regards,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gsxrnz]

Sell the fridge with mangos in situ.

[marin]

Guess you are a noob. As Louis Armstrong said, "If ya gotta ask you will never know". Thai hospitality. 

[worgeordie]

32 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

What should I do?

Eat the Mangoes and stop fantasising , I am sure she has no

interest in you at all , and is just been a good neighbour getting

rid of mangoes ,as there is a glut of them at the moment......

 

regards Worgeordie 

[stoner]

do they feel like sandbags ? 

[nikmar]

make a mango salad

[NativeBob]

Unfortunate single lady (30+) keeps giving me bananas. In bulk: huge branch (shaft?) of bananas. But she also has a persian cat with cohones removed and that's scares me.

What should I do?

[GammaGlobulin]

6 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

Eat the Mangoes and stop fantasising , I am sure she has no

interest in you at all , and is just been a good neighbour getting

rid of mangoes ,as there is a glut of them at the moment......

 

regards Worgeordie 

Sorry. 

 

Did you say a GLUT of mangoes? 

 

Most guys would say a DEARTH. 

 

 

[Albaby]

31 minutes ago, marin said:

Guess you are a noob. As Louis Armstrong said, "If ya gotta ask you will never know". Thai hospitality. 

Actually it's a Masonic signal, Thais don't shake hands, so you can't give the secret handshake.  If a Mason gives you 2 mango's and you are a Mason, you would give them 2 bananas to confirm.

[worgeordie]

50 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Sorry. 

 

Did you say a GLUT of mangoes? 

 

Most guys would say a DEARTH. 

 

 

I am not most guys ......

 

regards Worgeordie

[scorecard]

1 hour ago, Gsxrnz said:

Sell the fridge with mangos in situ.

Or eat the fridge and the mangos.  

[StayinThailand2much]

1 hour ago, worgeordie said:

Eat the Mangoes and stop fantasising , I am sure she has no

interest in you at all , and is just been a good neighbour getting

rid of mangoes (...)

I agree.

[Lacessit]

Eat them in good health. However, be aware Adam was tempted by Eve in the Garden of Eden with an apple, and history repeats itself.

[Stocky]

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Did you say a GLUT of mangoes? 

 

Most guys would say a DEARTH. 

I'd say antonym

[chalawaan]

Yes! He/she wants you to shake their tree baby! 

Giving you a complete papaya salad means they are making you honorary Godfather to their Buffalo, the gift that will never stop giving -giving them your fortune till the Buffalo dies. 

 

Then you'll be ceremonially sewn up inside it's carcass while alive, and cremated with it.  It's the highest honour a foriegner can receive.  

[chuang]

You are really a funny guy ????

[Brickleberry]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

Eat them in good health. However, be aware Adam was tempted by Eve in the Garden of Eden with an apple, and history repeats itself.

History? Which planet are you living on... the bible is not a history book, it's a rather dry version of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter.

[GeorgeCross]

hope not

 

the farmer next door left two pineapples on the wall last harvest!

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, Brickleberry said:

History? Which planet are you living on... the bible is not a history book, it's a rather dry version of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter.

I seem to be living on a planet with more than its fair share of a##eholes.

[CharlieKo]

So next time you go to the local market, buy some fruit, and give your neighbour some of that fruit. Then see her reaction. Then you will know if she is sending you a signal!  

[dingdongrb]

14 minutes ago, CharlieKo said:

So next time you go to the local market, buy some fruit, and give your neighbour some of that fruit. Then see her reaction. Then you will know if she is sending you a signal!  

Better yet, visit a local butcher and take her back a huge salami or sausage. That should get a reaction better than any piece of fruit.

[save the frogs]

5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Or, might she be telegraphing some hidden meaning using her fruit as a metaphor?

If it was a banana, I would say it's a phallic metaphor.

 

Not sure what to make of mangoes though

[save the frogs]

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Most guys would say a DEARTH. 

a flock of mangoes, isn't it?

[save the frogs]

3 hours ago, worgeordie said:

I am not most guys ......

 

regards Worgeordie

Worgeordie is not like everybody else. 

 

once he gets started, he goes to town. 

 

 

Edited June 17, 2023 by save the frogs

[save the frogs]

52 minutes ago, Brickleberry said:

History? Which planet are you living on... the bible is not a history book, it's a rather dry version of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter.

The Bible is metaphorical, just like those mangoes

[rwill]

mamuang khu - a pair of mangoes.

 

Older women give you 2 payapas...

[foreverlomsak]

wait for the lovely bunch of coconuts to make an appearance

[zzaa09]

5 hours ago, marin said:

Guess you are a noob. As Louis Armstrong said, "If ya gotta ask you will never know". Thai hospitality. 

Indeed. Too many don't recognize such natural acts. 

They're not accustomed to these types of instinctive social extensions from where they come from. 

Aloof Farang locales.

[Gottfrid]

1 hour ago, Lacessit said:

I seem to be living on a planet with more than its fair share of a##eholes.

Yes, sir! We do our best for you to fit in.

[brianthainess]

Obviously She wants to have your children