13 hours ago, swissie said:

What to do?

If Viagra doesn't work, try the other ED meds or better yet, visit your local doc and get a real prescription and not those over-the-counter counterfeit meds.

Or you could just.....................????

 

 

3 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Yes - really! Not a good gamble just to dip your wick. Anything more than zero is too risky.

I can think of worse ways to die, and at least I'd be going out with a bang, not a whimper.

When I retired to Thailand my Urologist laughed at me as I old him I took a quarter of the blue pill as an enhancer  ... "hell, you could get the same affect by sniffing the pill", were his words. Yep, "I get by with a little help from my friends ...". But then I am on blood pressure medication also and the Cardiologist has forwarned of taking both within a 12 hour window so ... To get a secure physical reaction, I take a pill before bed, next morning I take another. By mid-morning I am good to go. Medications take a while for me and then I am a soft touch for a longer term affect. Happy camper ...

4 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

I've read too many news stories of old geezers lying on a slab in the morgue from attempting to mount a young filly, pumping too much of the blue pharmaceuticals in their system. ☹️

Sounds like the case of the smiling stiffs?

 

Try depot Testosterone injections?

If the tabs don't won't work anymore, one could always try a ladyboy and let her-him do the job maybe ?  ????

Other options are, you have surgery. They put a balloon in it, which you can pump up when needed.

Or a flexible stick can be put in and then you are ready all time, any time. 

No, im not making it up, once saw in a docu.

1 hour ago, xtrnuno41 said:

Other options are, you have surgery. They put a balloon in it, which you can pump up when needed.

Or a flexible stick can be put in and then you are ready all time, any time. 

No, im not making it up, once saw in a docu.

This makes the nether region cringe. ????

8 hours ago, Lacessit said:

It's a joke, Joyce.

still creepy. 

On 8/16/2023 at 7:07 AM, HappyExpat57 said:

Yes - really! Not a good gamble just to dip your wick. Anything more than zero is too risky.

Well carry on with your zero risk life, doctor. I take calculated risks all the time. Still here, healthy and happy at 79.

On 8/16/2023 at 1:38 PM, stoner said:

still creepy. 

As the Author, I can assure you that this sails under????and massive exageration. Most guys here got it.

42 minutes ago, swissie said:

Most guys here got it.

precisely. 

On 8/15/2023 at 2:27 PM, swissie said:

The world has a new "old geezer" = ME! The more my capabilities (below the belt) decrease, the more interesting I find "the opposite sex".

I was told, that by looking at passing by females, I start to salivate profusely and uttering animal like grunting noises.

Of course, there are the magic tablets. Normal dosage does little for me. Bold as I am, I double the dosage. With the result that I see pink elephants dancing on the ceiling and convincing me that Elvis Presley is working at my 7/11.

What to do?

A great philosopfer (I think it was Donald Trump) once said: " The worst about old age is, that the memories of your youth are still with you".
= RATS !

Or pink panthers in another nonsense post.