Don't be Bald

[JimTripper]

3 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

The sad thing is that many head shavers mistakenly think that does make them (more of) a man.

Oh, I thought a lot of those shaved guys from the Uk were really bald.

[simon43]

A decent hair tattoo looks OK - (not that joke in the tik-tok video)

 

[Liverpool Lou]

1 minute ago, simon43 said:

A decent hair tattoo looks OK - (not that joke in the tik-tok video)

 

Each to his own, dearie.

[simon43]

9 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Each to his own, dearie.

OK, you stick to your comb over duckie!

[noobexpat]

1 hour ago, simon43 said:

A decent hair tattoo looks OK - (not that joke in the tik-tok video)

 

 

Its called scalp micropigmentation. 

 

[retarius]

I have to be honest, I hate the shaved head look. Perhaps it comes from the skinhead fashion based on shaved head, Harrington jackets, chinos, Doc Martens and ruthless, pointless violence, during the late 1960s. Ugh. Horrible look and horrible outlook oil life and other people. 

I feel the same way about tattoos, although both my offspring have very extensive tattoos, but I have no friends that have them. My mother used to say that having tattoos were a sign of a bad'un who had them done in prison (despite her own father who had been to sea, having a couple). 

Bit it is funny how and why our prejudices arise, isn't it?

[jvs]

Yes the same stupid posters are trying to make this into another political thread!

Sad people you are.

Girls do not really care about how much hair you have or not!

Girls go for guys who treat them well and show some confidence.

Girls who say they only date guys with hair will be ridiculed by me in a way they don't like.

 

[QuantumQuandry]

As silly as this thread is, it's still better than another Bignok/Bob thread...

[bbko]

I was in a bar other day, 5 bald guys, all about the same age and body weight sitting next to each other; it looked like a row of thumbs, 555 👍👍👍👍👍

[Irish star]

My girls told me to shave it lol more concerned with your money 

[RocketDog]

5 hours ago, Bobthegimp said:

 

No, but he did shower with Ashley when she was 14.  

 

Here's a third option: neither is fit to represent the citizens of that country, who are mostly moral and decent people. 

I didn't vote in the USA 2016 election, for the first time in my adult life, because I didn't think either candidate was qualified. I felt justified in my logic.

 

I was wrong.

 

Once the Cheetto was elected I felt ashamed and horrified at my failure, and still do to this day.

So from now on I'm back to the only real option:

Vote for the least harmful candidate.

If it's Trump vs Biden next year I'll vote for Biden if he's 200 years old. A well-meaning geriatric is still better than a egomaniacal, moronic, hateful, despot (whose is also geriatric).

 

[brianthainess]

I had a bald friend in the UK and he told me he could always pull a girl in clubs as there is always one that likes bald men. He did have an endearing smile though, and a Porsche. 

[thecyclist]

6 hours ago, 2baht said:

 

      Money compensates for many shortcomings! 

Of course, but some guys more hair than money. 

[Neeranam]

[simon43]

3 hours ago, noobexpat said:

 

Its called scalp micropigmentation. 

 

Er.. yes I know that. I'm a scientist.  Sometimes I have to dumb down my comments for the intended audience...!

[FruitPudding]

7 hours ago, Bobthegimp said:

Take whatever pills, injections or enemas required to keep your hair, because the girls will be looking at the only guy in the bar with hair as though he was swart and well endowed.   That is all. 

 

Who cares what women like? And hair is probably last on their list.

 

The women chase me anyway,  at least in Thailand,  haha

 

 

[KannikaP]

7 hours ago, 2baht said:

Comb over??? 🤣

Made famous by the late great Bobby Charlton.

[Walker88]

7 hours ago, Bobthegimp said:

  One can smell <deleted>ty Joe's diaper before they see his aged hair plugs, which don't pass for a modern procedure.  

 

Mind you, if he stumbled into a bar with his graft filled wallet the cash would make him a very sexy, though stinky geezer. 

 

His son seems to do exceedingly well, especially with young ladies who share the same genetic material with him, with the exception of a former president's daughter.

 

I suppose you prefer the roadkill trump wears on his orange noggin. Classy.

[Grumpy one]

8 hours ago, Prubangboy said:

In the position they typically end up in, just how much of the top of your head are they really going to see?

Depends on which head you are referring to  

[Liverpool Lou]

1 hour ago, Walker88 said:

I suppose you prefer the roadkill trump wears on his orange noggin. Classy.

Much  more classy than your completely false comment!

[Tropposurfer]

I call BS on that lol 🤣 

 

I have a face like a busted bottom, a head as bald as a cue, and I've done very well with good looking women\ all my life. 

[KannikaP]

5 hours ago, noobexpat said:

 

Its called scalp micropigmentation. 

 

It's called looking silly. Big black beard and eyebrows, and a painted scalp.

No. 2 all over every two weeks even though I still have a full head of hair, is so comfortable & easy. 

[Stevemercer]

Sure, some bald men look good, but they started off exceptionally handsome when they had hair.

 

If you are just starting to go bald, finasteride will stop any more loss.

[KannikaP]

7 minutes ago, Stevemercer said:

finasteride will stop any more loss.

And will sort your EDF out!

[scubascuba3]

8 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Baldness is caused by excess testosterone, it's the guys who have a full head of hair who should worry about getting it up.

That's a myth that bald people keep repeating.

 

Bit of a bummer for guys when they go bald, makes them look a lot older, Pattaya girls certainly don't care

[Chris Daley]

My girlfriend always announces ''Look it's an alien!'' and second ''He is bald man!''

[GinBoy2]

Baldness is to men, what going gray is to women.

 

I'm quite lucky it's an issue I don't to deal with, since I haven't really lost much. I also look pretty much the same as my Dad, which is a good rule of thumb with regards to hair, look at your Dad and you'll pretty much end up the same.

 

But it's like my wife, she's going pretty gray, and she hates it. I think the salt n pepper look is pretty sexy on her. But same with baldness, for whatever reason it's how it makes YOU feel, not particularly how others view you that drives to to hair dye, rogaine or whatever.

 

The only guys I do feel sorry for are the young pups who lose their hair early. My best friends brother, had full on male pattern baldness by 25. Thats a real gut punch at that age

[Maybole]

Back in 1978, I was walking down a main street in Malacca when I heard a voice crying behind me "Sir, Sir, I can help you. Come to my shop". A middle aged Chinaman rushed down the street behind me and took me by the arm and started to guide me back along the street. Curiosity took me and I followed him back about 100 metre, up 2 flights of stairs and into a studio type room. He explained that he had seen me out of his window passing by and thought that I was in grave need of his services.

He was a Wigmaker.

[atpeace]

11 hours ago, 2baht said:

 

............ the fat wallet covers all! 😘 Nald or not! 🙄

What do you prefer in life's experiences authentic or fake.  A good fake is not all bad but sincerity is a completely different  level.

[jacko45k]

20 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

The sad thing is that, due to their vanity and insecurity, many head shavers mistakenly think shaving does make them (more of) a man when all it does is confirm that they're 100% slapheads!

Well I think it is a better look than just being a baldie with a tonsure, or heaven forbid a foot long comb over with a curl around and spray hold. Also the very obvious designer sunglasses up on top of the head in the middle of the night. 

Edited October 28, 2023 by jacko45k