GammaGlobulin Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 Dear Folks, Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. I would most happily oblige, except that.... I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style. Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit. According to this MEMBER, I cause affront. Affront is not my intention, I can assure you. It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront. So, anyway.... If you wish me to stop posting.... And.... I think that you do.... Then.... I will. I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated. And, if this makes your day..... Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you. Best regards,...and.... As always.... Gamma 4 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 @GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>. I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember). It's all part of who we are. NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stocky Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 13 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. Surely they meant "stop writing" 1 2 4 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted February 29 Author Share Posted February 29 10 minutes ago, Crossy said: @GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>. I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember). It's all part of who we are. NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated! Dear Crossy, Is this true? I have heard that OldChinaHam had his own writing style. But, obviously, OCH's writing style is not like mine. Correct? In fact, it should be possible, in a perfect world, to change writing styles....almost... At will. I have tried to do so .... Many times. Unfortunately, I have never been able to quite completely shed one persona for the next. And so, this "OCH persona" has continued to dog me, no matter how hard I have tried to rid myself of the smell of it. After all... Ham is Ham... No matter how you slice it.... And, Some just do not like pork. 2 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 (edited) 2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Some just do not like pork. Or you or your writing style! I believe that they all stink in some people's opinion, IMO! 😃 Edited February 29 by scottiejohn 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Trippy Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 Don't care about your writing style, but calling your fellow BM's Nitwits isn't very nice. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 3 minutes ago, Trippy said: Don't care about your writing style, but calling your fellow BM's Nitwits isn't very nice. At least he didn't name and shame me!! 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post still kicking Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 2 minutes ago, Crossy said: At least he didn't name and shame me!! Well he can't can he? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2baht Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 39 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated. Bye! 1 1 2 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Foxx Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 I blocked all posts by the OP. It just disappoints me that I still see topics he starts. Any way to make him totally invisible? I have quite enough inane drivel in my life already. By the way, wasn't he supposed to be moving to Japan and quitting this site? I guess it wasn't to be. 1 1 1 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 I expect other people's posts to occasionally be random and disjointed, GG rarely disappoints me. I think of him as a slightly dotty uncle at a family gathering, farting into the chair cushion and hoping none will contain moisture. Sometimes, said uncle will produce a pearl of wisdom. I wonder if GG ever saw the French film "Tante Danielle"? His postings remind me of her character. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KannikaP Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Crossy said: @GammaGlobulin we ALL have a writing style, just like we all have an accent and an <insert appropriate slang term for rectum here>. I have a Bolton accent (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) and a "techy" writing style (it's what I've done to earn a crust for much longer than I care to remember). It's all part of who we are. NOTE to other members: - Personal attacks on the open forum or by PM will not be tolerated! Ah Crossy, it's from Fred you get all your practical knowledge then. Fabulous programmes continually reshown on documentary channels. Love them. Me Mam were born in Breightmet. Edited February 29 by KannikaP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubuzz Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 47 minutes ago, Crossy said: (check out Fred Dibnah on YouTube) I use his videos as an ice-breaker for safety classes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 2 minutes ago, stubuzz said: I use his videos as an ice-breaker for safety classes. "You only fall off once!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre0720 Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 56 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Dear Folks, Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. I would most happily oblige, except that.... I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style. Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit. According to this MEMBER, I cause affront. Affront is not my intention, I can assure you. It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront. So, anyway.... If you wish me to stop posting.... And.... I think that you do.... Then.... I will. I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated. And, if this makes your day..... Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you. Best regards,...and.... As always.... Gamma Well, I think that you have a 'style' in writing, which I actually enjoy seeing in your posts Ok ok, maybe not all, but I like your style..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted February 29 Author Share Posted February 29 Before my first appearance as OCH.... I was .... Daphne du Maurier 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 (edited) I can't string more than three words together. Edited February 29 by sipi Reason for edit. Spelt "can't" wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post stoner Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said: Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. on a roll today with the insults. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sipi Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 I'll try to respond without sounding insulting. I can just handle skipping through your posts, but your not the type of person I'd like to meet. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted February 29 Author Share Posted February 29 (edited) 25 minutes ago, sipi said: I'll try to respond without sounding insulting. I can just handle skipping through your posts, but your not the type of person I'd like to meet. Likewise. Still, IF you are Asian, then I would like to meet you. If you are Farang.....then...probably... Forget about it. (All Farang with a PhD...are welcome to contact me. SERIOUSLY.) Edited February 29 by GammaGlobulin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 46 minutes ago, sipi said: I can't string more than three words together. You just did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 16 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: Likewise. Still, IF you are Asian, then I would like to meet you. If you are Farang.....then...probably... Forget about it. (All Farang with a PhD...are welcome to contact me. SERIOUSLY.) I don't have a PhD, although I did give some of them a hard time when I was working. Narrow specializations. A good friend of mine once explained the acronym actually stood for Piled Higher and Deeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted February 29 Author Share Posted February 29 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Lacessit said: I don't have a PhD, although I did give some of them a hard time when I was working. Narrow specializations. A good friend of mine once explained the acronym actually stood for Piled Higher and Deeper. Please, Sir, let us never forget.... The importance of....Benchwork. Take Care!!!!! Edited February 29 by GammaGlobulin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ABCDBKK Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Dear Folks, Some time ago, maybe today, some NITWIT sent me a PM and asked me to change my writing style. I would most happily oblige, except that.... I, me, myself, and I, have NO writing style. Asking me to change my writing style would be like asking Sir Alec to remove his White Suit. According to this MEMBER, I cause affront. Affront is not my intention, I can assure you. It is only most of the NITWIT Farangs in Thailand that cause me affront. So, anyway.... If you wish me to stop posting.... And.... I think that you do.... Then.... I will. I will not submit my blessed scribblings where they are not appreciated. And, if this makes your day..... Then, I am very happy to have been of some service to you. Best regards,...and.... As always.... Gamma Dear Gamma, Your verbal tapestry, woven with threads of wit and whimsy, has graced our digital halls with a charm unmatched. Yet, like a rogue comet streaking through the night sky, your brilliance may be too dazzling for some mortal eyes to behold. While your prose pirouettes with the grace of a clumsy ballerina, it seems the audience clamors for a different tune, a quieter stage. Should you choose to heed their call and bid adieu to the virtual amphitheater, know that your absence will be felt, like the echo of laughter in an empty chamber. But fear not, dear wordsmith, for your legacy shall endure, a beacon of mirth in the vast expanse of the internet. And if, perchance, your departure brings solace to those weary souls who seek respite from the cacophony of cyberspace, then let it be a testament to the power of your pen. In the grand opera of online discourse, let silence be your final aria, a symphony of serenity amidst the digital din. With fond regards and a tip of the hat to your literary exploits, adios and hasta la vista baby. 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scottiejohn Posted February 29 Popular Post Share Posted February 29 (edited) 27 minutes ago, ABCDBKK said: In the grand opera of online discourse, let silence be your final aria, a symphony of serenity amidst the digital din. I hope and pray that the Gabling Gob takes your advice but unfortunately the idiot will start up again spouting forth it's usual garbage! PS; Have a look at "it's" posting times! They do not equate to those of a normal human being that claims to be presently living in CM. Edited February 29 by scottiejohn 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted February 29 Author Share Posted February 29 7 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: I hope and pray that the Gabling Gob takes your advice but unfortunately the idiot will start up again spouting forth it's usual garbage! PS; Have a look at "it's" posting times! They do not equate to those of a normal human being that claims to be presently living in CM. I highly doubt that, if asked, you could prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you are normal. I mean, how could you, having grown up in a granite quarry? Also, I would really like to know.... What is so good about Aberdeen? Name just ONE THING, if you can. Thank you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johng Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 35 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: What is so good about Aberdeen? It's high quality granite is "world renown" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 7 minutes ago, johng said: It's high quality granite is "world renown" And the Gatling Gob has been spouting forth from "it's" granite single brain cell again which explains the continuous outpouring of the verbal/keyboard diarrhea that spews out ad infinitum from "it"! "It" is as solid as a rock and as useless unless you wish to bury and build something useful above it and "it" preferably underneath "it's" folly monument! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still kicking Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 4 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: And the Gatling Gob has been spouting forth from "it's" granite single brain cell again which explains the continuous outpouring of the verbal/keyboard diarrhea that spews out ad infinitum from "it"! "It" is as solid as a rock and as useless unless you wish to bury and build something useful above it and "it" preferably underneath "it's" folly monument! Now I know why you follow worst joke ever. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCDBKK Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: Is this true? I have heard that OldChinaHam had his own writing style. But, obviously, OCH's writing style is not like mine. Correct? In fact, it should be possible, in a perfect world, to change writing styles....almost... At will. I have tried to do so .... Many times. Unfortunately, I have never been able to quite completely shed one persona for the next. And so, this "OCH persona" has continued to dog me, no matter how hard I have tried to rid myself of the smell of it. After all... Ham is Ham... No matter how you slice it.... And, Some just do not like pork. Dear Gamma, Ah, like a stubborn stain on the fabric of cyberspace, the specter of personas past continues to haunt thee. Indeed, the elusive pursuit of shedding one's literary skin is akin to chasing shadows in the moonlight. Yet, as the wise sages of old have proclaimed, "Ham is Ham," and verily, some palates do not favor the taste of swine. Your valiant efforts to metamorphose into a new guise are commendable, though it seems the cloak of OCH hangs heavy upon thy shoulders. In the grand tapestry of online discourse, each thread contributes to the rich mosaic of voices, yet perhaps, it is time for one thread to gracefully bow out, allowing the symphony to play on without discord. Like a weary traveler seeking respite from the relentless march of words, consider the tranquil shores of silence, where the cacophony of keyboards is replaced by the gentle rustle of wind through the digital ether. As the curtain falls on this chapter of verbosity, let us bid adieu to the quill and parchment, and embrace the serenity of the unwritten word. With heartfelt regards and a whisper of farewell... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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