22 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Average 3 times a week for 30 years without a problem. 0r 900 times.

 

Are you drunk now, as 3 x 52 x 30 = 4680 and not 900

Just now, Liverpool Lou said:

Ah! WBG to the rescue...putting the world to rights.....555.....where would AN be without you?

It would fold in days....555

Just now, FritsSikkink said:

Are you drunk now, as 3 x 52 x 30 = 4680 and not 900

Post of the day....555

2 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Good to know but why are you telling me?

 

 

You are a good boy, do you want a medal or a smiley face? 🥸

 

My father was killed drink driving.

 

I'm not telling you because I want a medal, nor a smiley face. I'm pointing out that you writing that the reason you don't drive while drunk is because there's a higher chance that you might get caught rather than it being bloody stupid makes you sound like a muppet.

 

You then equating not driving drunk to being a "good boy" elevates muppet to complete tool.

 

 

6 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

"...not ... following the road rules as deligently as I do after drinking".

So your drunk driving is, somehow, "diligently following the law"?  Are you drunk?

I think you know what I meant Lou. 
Don’t speed, make sure I stop fully at stop signs, always indicate etc etc

Lou being Lou. 

1 minute ago, Woof999 said:

 

My father was killed drink driving.

 

I'm not telling you because I want a medal, nor a smiley face. I'm pointing out that you writing that the reason you don't drive while drunk is because there's a higher chance that you might get caught rather than it being bloody stupid makes you sound like a muppet.

 

You then equating not driving drunk to being a "good boy" elevates muppet to complete tool.

 

 

Well said.

23 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I drink drive, as millions of other people do, I have done for 30 years, and I have never had an incident.

You're, clearly, the world's greatest drunk driver but the next time may be your 901st (?, maths), and last, time.   Hope you don't take anyone else out with you.

1 minute ago, Woof999 said:

My father was killed drink driving.

Sorry to hear that.

 

What were the circumstances? Was he speeding, ran a red light ? 
 

The alcohol doesn’t kill you, it is the driving mistake. 

Just now, Liverpool Lou said:

The next time may be your 901st, and last, time.   Hope you don't take anyone else out with you.

 

I guess the thought process must be similar to amulets.....they work really well....until they don"t.

 

I can drive drunk and never have accident or kill anyone until........

7 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Which is a shame.......I'd hate to think you watched a drunken neighbour leave your soi on a regular basis and one day wipe out an innocent family on the expressway....I would feel a strong sense of responsibility for 'allowing' that to happen.

 Maybe you should join the tourist Police?  you can then report on people all day long

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

The alcohol doesn’t kill you, it is the driving mistake. 

....caused by the effects of alcohol....perhaps?

Just now, BobBKK said:

 Maybe you should join the tourist Police?  you can then report on people all day long

Yet another stretch.....you must ache all over.

Just now, MalcolmB said:

Sorry to hear that.

 

What were the circumstances? Was he speeding, ran a red light ? 
 

The alcohol doesn’t kill you, it is the driving mistake. 

 

Had a messy divorce, went out and got plastered, wouldn't have it when the landlord refused to let him drink more, punched the landlord in the face to get his car keys back, then drove into a concrete wall instantly killing himself and leaving his best mate, who had egged him on, with a disfigured face for the rest of his life.

 

It's not my place tot judge people. Drink driving is common, especially here, but bragging about it boils my piss.

2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I live south Pattaya, Years ago I'd go out drinking every afternoon with mates. Back then no checkpoints, today it's to risky. 

 

I've got mates that live 20km away (darkside), they'd never drink drive anymore. 

 

I'd say it won't be long before your neighbour gets done for DUI. 

 

 

Everybody drink drives on the darkside. They have done for years. There are no checkpoints around the lake, none I've seen, anyway.

 

The police tend to leave people alone.

 

I am not sure what the Grab taxi situation is like over there at night, its probably difficult to get one.

Just now, Liverpool Lou said:

The next time may be your 901st, and last, time.   Hope you don't take anyone else out with you.

Hundreds of my friends over the years have also done it and ALL have made it safely home unless being stopped by police. 
 

What is a bit trickier is when having quite a few beers then you hit the bong.

That is when (occasionally) you have to close one eye so to stop the double vision and slow down a bit more. 

4 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

I can drive drunk and never have accident or kill anyone until........

Some sober idiot on a phone runs into me.

Just now, MalcolmB said:

Some sober idiot on a phone runs into me.

Couldn't agree more......equally dangerous using a phone whilst driving.

6 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

14 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

"...not ... following the road rules as deligently as I do after drinking".

So your drunk driving is, somehow, "diligently following the law"?  Are you drunk?

I think you know what I meant Lou. 

Yes, what you meant is that three times a week you're a self-righteous, irresponsible drunk driver bragging about your self-perceived drunk driving "abilities".

8 minutes ago, Woof999 said:

 

Had a messy divorce, went out and got plastered, wouldn't have it when the landlord refused to let him drink more, punched the landlord in the face to get his car keys back, then drove into a concrete wall instantly killing himself and leaving his best mate, who had egged him on, with a disfigured face for the rest of his life.

 

It's not my place tot judge people. Drink driving is common, especially here, but bragging about it boils my piss.

Quite exceptional circumstances and I agree he should not  have been to driving in that situation.

i am for sensible drink driving. Some of my friends ( mostly when younger) I would not get in a car drunk with because they drove like idiots when drunk.

11 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

I think you know what I meant Lou. 
Don’t speed, make sure I stop fully at stop signs, always indicate etc etc

The reality is, being drunk, that's what you think you do!

5 minutes ago, OnTheLash said:

Everybody drink drives on the darkside. They have done for years.

And they enjoy their lives, and make it home. 
 

If I had to catch taxis everytime my social life would have been significantly diminished 

2 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Yes, what you meant is that three times a week you're a self-righteous, irresponsible drunk driver bragging about your self-perceived drunk driving "abilities".

You are giving off the self righteous vibes, not me.

I am just stating the reality.

1 minute ago, MalcolmB said:

 

If I had to catch taxis everytime my social life would have been significantly diminished 

OMG...you are serious!!!

10 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

....caused by the effects of alcohol....perhaps?

In the case of Woofs father I would say probably.

 

Just now, MalcolmB said:

i am for sensible drink driving.

 

I don't think that exists unless you're talking about a couple of pints maximum. It's so easy to get transport here, especially somewhere like Pattaya.

 

Lived there for 9 years. I'll be there again next week to party. Many if not most of my mates ride / drive drunk regularly. I've probably been close myself if I was totally honest. It happens. It's part of life but it's easily avoided.

 

Like I said, I'm far from innocent in many aspects and it's not my place to point the finger, but bragging about drink driving is, well, you know what it is.

18 minutes ago, Woof999 said:

My father was killed drink driving.

 

muppet to complete tool.

Crikey, how much did he have to drink. 

 

8 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Hundreds of my friends over the years have also done it and ALL have made it safely home unless being stopped by police. 
 

What is a bit trickier is when having quite a few beers then you hit the bong.

That is when (occasionally) you have to close one eye so to stop the double vision and slow down a bit more. 

I always thought you were and still are a tool..........🤔

17 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

Are you drunk now, as 3 x 52 x 30 = 4680 and not 900

I thought 900 sounded a bit low. 
 

That is a lot of money saved by not paying for taxis unnecessarily.

it adds up.

Just now, SAFETY FIRST said:

Crikey, how much did he have to drink. 

 

 

I wasn't there, I was 14 at the time. I met the landlord several times afterwards and thanked him for his efforts. It would have been well over 10 pints of guinness (never did like the stuff) and probably a barrel of rum or two. He was an ex Navy guy.

12 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

14 minutes ago, Woof999 said:

My father was killed drink driving.

Sorry to hear that.

What were the circumstances? Was he speeding, ran a red light ? 
The alcohol doesn’t kill you, it is the driving mistake. 

Perhaps he was killed by a self-aggrandising drunk driver who ineptly thought he was conforming to the road rules?