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I have always been fascinated by tattoos 

I want to get two hands on my bum cheeks .

One hand on each 

 

Every trip to Thailand I say I'm going to do it but never do

Please help me with the process 

I'm thinking Bangkok or Pattaya?

 

Does it hurt ? I just want a green ink hand tattoo on each cheek,no red ink 

How long does it take ? 

Is it going to be beautiful 

How much are you envising it to cost ?

And by the way the word "envising' I just made up I have no idea what it means 

But I am hoping under 10,000 baht two hands one on each bum cheek

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Does it hurt ?

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, too...

 

For that matter.

 

In addition:  Why stop at just an average horse tattoo?  Certainly, you deserve something more, like an image of an erect stallion.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, for that matter?

 

 

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

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2 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

depends on if he is willing to give you a reach around or not. 

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

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Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

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15 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

 

Look to yourself, Sir, for your continuing uplifting content, posted here.

 

I take no responsibility for what you write.

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

I have always been fascinated by tattoos 

I want to get two hands on my bum cheeks .

One hand on each 

 

Every trip to Thailand I say I'm going to do it but never do

Please help me with the process 

I'm thinking Bangkok or Pattaya?

 

Does it hurt ? I just want a green ink hand tattoo on each cheek,no red ink 

How long does it take ? 

Is it going to be beautiful 

How much are you envising it to cost ?

And by the way the word "envising' I just made up I have no idea what it means 

But I am hoping under 10,000 baht two hands one on each bum cheek

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

 

 

First job you will need to do is shave your hairy bum cheeks, preferably with a cut throat!! lol

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55 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

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12 minutes ago, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

 

So divide by 9 and subtract 7.

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2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

The you should use another word besides academic, because that relates to school discussions or irrelevant topics.

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