Foul-Smelling Trail of Feces Found in Thai Parliament

[Burma Bill]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

A long trail of feces was discovered in the first-floor hallway of the MPs' wing,

 

Too much sh.t stirring in the political lobbies?

[AustinRacing]

Money talks, the other stuff walks. 

[KannikaP]

Love how they have pixellated the offending substance.

[GammaGlobulin]

Actually, what most of you guys do not know....BUT....I have known for a long time.....

 

For some reason, in Shopping Malls, people "regular"ly take dumps among the clothes, in the changing rooms, and almost anywhere....in shopping malls.

 

I have never researched this, but have just known about it....

 

 

You see folks....I am very widely read....

 

I know lots of interesting TID-BITS......

 

Some tidbits are less appetizing than others.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PETERTHEEATER]

7 hours ago, webfact said:

Housekeeping staff were quickly called to the scene, where they were seen sweating profusely as they worked to clean up the offensive trail.

I'm not suprised. The lady using a yellow feather duster faeces an uphill task.

[GammaGlobulin]

12 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

Love how they have pixellated the offending substance.

 

What is being pixelated is NOT, technically, a substance.

 

A substance is a pure form of matter, such as water and salt.

 

I would say it's a MIXTURE.

 

For example, Butternut Ice Cream is a MIXTURE, and not a substance.

 

 

 

You see the difference?

 

Butternut Ice Cream is a...... MIXTURE, and NOT a substance.

 

 

 

 

Edited 6 hours ago by GammaGlobulin

[GammaGlobulin]

12 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Butternut Ice Cream is a...... MIXTURE, and NOT a substance.

 

Of course, if one wished to get even more technical.....

 

When you add the nuts on the Butternut Ice Cream, then we are getting into the realm of.....a 

 

CONGLOMERATE

 

IMHO

 

 

[WDSmart]

Was it found to be human feces? Or was it some from other animal? 

[GammaGlobulin]

4 minutes ago, WDSmart said:

Was it found to be human feces? Or was it some from other animal? 

 

For sure it was animal feces.

 

[Sydebolle]

Either one of Anutin's worker had a running stomach or Prawit might not have been able to hold it - as overheard over lunch 😉 Too funny! 

[ThaiFelix]

4 hours ago, herfiehandbag said:

Well yes, although I thought the problem was that he rarely if ever attended Parliament!

No he never quite makes it that far, only just gets to the restrooms hahaha!

[Stuart dunsmore]

Oh dear, someone full of their own sh it. 

[Andycoops]

Absolutely hilarious, the place is a <deleted> show at the best of times so it's all in keeping with the majority of Muppets in it.

[GammaGlobulin]

Sort of reminds one of the recent Topic concerning the Farang who dumped on the road, and then took a cleansing bath in the temple pool.

 

That Topic still sticks with one.

 

And then, you had the Topic of the Chinese guy/woman who did the same in the CM canal, quite a number of years back.

 

Obviously, these kinds of stories sell newspapers.

 

 

[BerndD]

Take a DNA test on all members of parliament.  That will be a funny result.

[Baba Naba]

Slow moving patient with IV pole+Incontinence+hospital gown= Hershey Highway.... 💩

[Gobbler]

9 hours ago, Crossy said:

It would be extremely crass for me to make a comment about it being a leak of the bovine product which the occupants of the building dish out on a daily basis.

 

So I won't

 

I'm glad you said it. Or did you?

[thailand49]

Couldnt happened at a better place!

Someone was making a statement!

[herfiehandbag]

2 hours ago, zyphodb said:

 

Maybe he's trying to make a comeback?

 

And it resulted in a combout?

[Dogmatix]

That is the smell of corruption.

[Gobbler]

May I ask how this news is in any civilized country? 

 

It's not. 

 

 

[248900_1469958220]

That was me. Sorry.

[Gobbler]

This lovely photo was in my email. Since no one bothered to answer, I'll ask again: Why is this news? 

 

[Dexxter]

12 hours ago, webfact said:

leaving many to wonder about the source of the mess

 

I have a strong suspicion the source may have been someone's backside.

[metisdead]

Some off topic troll posts have been removed.

[phetphet]

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why can't grown men use proper terminology....instead of foul sounding euphemisms?

 

What is poo....anyway?

 

a. a stool

b. a human dropping

c.  fecal matter

d. feces

e. excreta

f. Also.....and more interestingly.....

 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces

 

 

Also....

 

Not yet fossilized coprolites....

 

 

 

You forgot <deleted>. As in "hits the fan".

[phetphet]

1 hour ago, Gobbler said:

This lovely photo was in my email. Since no one bothered to answer, I'll ask again: Why is this news? 

 

That photo reminds me of those "add a caption" competitions. Best one won the prize.

Though I wouldn't like to win what she is holding. 

[phetphet]

6 hours ago, kingkenny said:

investigation for what? Someone had the squats, tried to get to the bathroom and did't make it, I'm not sure why that needs an investigation. If it was a freshly curled out solid then that would be a different story.

Don't you mean the squirts?

[kingkenny]

8 minutes ago, phetphet said:

Don't you mean the squirts?

I would have wrote squirts if that's what I meant, that said I did actually write squits but it must have autocorrected to squats. I guess squits is localized.

[tpbon]

9 hours ago, Shuggy said:

Is there no CCTV inside the parliament building?

You would think so. They have cameras everywhere else.