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[villageidiotY2K]

Hi folks, I’m interested in moving to this fairly new detached townhouse but there’s a temple around a km away.

does anyone lived near the temple and had problems with the noise that u got to move out ?

 

im sort of aware they blast the speakers when someone gets ordained or something

[Denim]

Depends. Not all are noisy but some are.  I lived with my first wife in our house right opposite the temple. Most of the time it only had one monk except following Kow Pansar. However , that monk wa a real pain. He often woke up at around 3 .00 a.m. and would proceed to turn on the village tannoy. He would then clear his throat, cough and splutter for a minute before uttering a few platitudes then turning on a tape recording of a sermon.  Drove me crazy but luckily the village got rid of him after a month as others also disliked him and when he got caught kiddy diddling he was out on his ear.

 

After that peace reighned supreme for a year before his replacement got caught in a compromising position with a woman. Pity that as he was otherwise ok and very quiet.

 

Best thing is to ask around before you rent although 1 kilometer should be plenty far enough away.

[Gsxrnz]

8 minutes ago, Denim said:

Depends. Not all are noisy but some are.  I lived with my first wife in our house right opposite the temple. Most of the time it only had one monk except following Kow Pansar. However , that monk wa a real pain. He often woke up at around 3 .00 a.m. and would proceed to turn on the village tannoy. He would then clear his throat, cough and splutter for a minute before uttering a few platitudes then turning on a tape recording of a sermon.  Drove me crazy but luckily the village got rid of him after a month as others also disliked him and when he got caught kiddy diddling he was out on his ear.

 

After that peace reighned supreme for a year before his replacement got caught in a compromising position with a woman. Pity that as he was otherwise ok and very quiet.

 

Best thing is to ask around before you rent although 1 kilometer should be plenty far enough away.

 

Brilliant reply, you've made my day.

[KannikaP]

I am about 500 metres as the crow flies from our local temple. They start at 5am, chanting and xylophone music until 7am when the local leader does his announcement of News etc. Quite often the two overlap.

Got myself some earbuds/plugs, so no current worries.

[Denim]

12 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

I am about 500 metres as the crow flies from our local temple. They start at 5am, chanting and xylophone music until 7am when the local leader does his announcement of News etc. Quite often the two overlap.

Got myself some earbuds/plugs, so no current worries.

 

Actually , its not only a question of proximity to temple but more importantly how near are the village loudspeakers. They don't call them loudspeakers for nothing. You really DO want to be as far away from these bad boys as possible since as you say you get both the temple racket plus all the village annoucements. The name and shame ones go on a long time. This is when the village headman reads out a long list of village dwellers and how much they each donated for the repair of the temple roof or toilets etc. ' Mr Lek , 500 baht , Granny Noy , 50 baht, Auntie Porn 120 baht ad nauseum.

 

There was a thread a long time ago about how a member hated these speakers so much that one dark moonless night he drssed up Ninja style and went and cut the speaker wires with a pair of pliers. Fail.....because the village headman just followed the wire to the break and spliced it together. Apparently , the best way to deal with annoying speakers ( as Bricktop might have put it ) is to get an ordinary pin and push it through the wire to create a short circuit. Then close cut both ends and blacken them with a felt pen rendering them invisible.

No break and it will take the villagers a lot longer to fix. Now you know

[bkk6060]

They can be loud.  I would never move near one.

[actonion]

A friend has just moved into  a high floor Condo, right next door to a  large Temple, but not high enough he thinks, as  he  has just noticed the Chimney  & the Smoke from some person who has  just been Cremated, thankfully the day he noticed it the wind was in the opposite direction, time to move out before the wind changes 

[ronster]

Owned a villa about 300m from a temple . Most of the time it was quiet except when they had a fair shop event on for a few days . Then at weekend would be a nightmare with live music , as it was at usual 1000db and the windows of our villa would rattle from the bass until it stopped between 12-2am .

Also twice had drunks twice come into our garden and stagger around in the dark before climbing over the wall to get out.

[rudi49jr]

Noisy….