A GAS,GAS, GAS: How'll you watch the USA elections? (drunk, or what?)

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Folks,

 

I must admit that I am REALLY looking forward to tonight, and to watching the elections, non-stop, no matter how long it takes to get a result, maybe months I am prepared to not sleep, in fact.

 

Still, I wonder what is the best state to be in, during all this watching.

 

As for me, I have two hot-water kettles (2500 watts and 3000 watts), and 5 kilos of Sichan Tea. I am up for it, even if this proves to be a very long night, and an even longer nightmare.

 

What about you?

How many here will get drunk, and stay drunk, until the dust finally settles, and a “winner” has been chosen, even though, as everyone knows, there are NO WINNERS in the 2024 election.

 

And, if not drunk, then what will you eat to sustain you during this long process?

 

As for me, I have toast and honeydew melon, ready to go.

It’s not so easy for me to find ripe melons here at my house.

I had to pay extra for the two I bought today.

So it will be honeydew, toast, and Tea, with No Lemon!

 

Also, what are the best channels to watch the USA election this year?

 

And, further, what else have I forgotten to ask about, this election eve in Thailand?

 

For sure, the next 24 hours will be a once in a lifetime experience…and I mean…

 

It’s gonna be a GAS, GAS, GAS!!!!

 

I am becoming more excited by the hour.

 

No doubt, it’s the same for you.

 

Tomorrow morning, you can even tell me if it was as good for you as it was for me.

 

Just remember…

Don’t cry when its over because…its gonna be a 

Gas Gas Gas….

All the way!

 

Best regard,

Gamma

 

NOTE4:  Speaking of Gas and Indigestion....It's ONLY the Stones and Rock and Roll that can help.  And, the Stones have been chosen in the past by US candidates to provide plenty of music for the American Political Experience.

 

 

 

 

It's gonna be....WILD

 

WILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

[John Drake]

It's a nice pleasant, cool evening. I'm about to logoff and read a detective mystery. I'll look in on the results sometime late tomorrow morning.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, John Drake said:

It's a nice pleasant, cool evening. I'm about to logoff and read a detective mystery. I'll look in on the results sometime late tomorrow morning.

 

Just had a heavy shower here, about two hours ago.

It was a pleasure to see the rain, again, after so many dry days.

 

Re the election, I will continue to watch.

When I get older and have grandchildren, I want to be able to tell them that I lived through the entire experience, from beginning to climax.

 

[Cryingdick]

Drinking beer and channel surfing. The USa will be bankrupt in five years either way so it doesn't really matter what flavor of failure we choose.

[GammaGlobulin]

31 minutes ago, Cryingdick said:

Drinking beer and channel surfing. The USa will be bankrupt in five years either way so it doesn't really matter what flavor of failure we choose.

 

Bankruptcy may not be the worst that lies ahead, provided that James Hansen is proved correct.

We may see Venus on planet Earth before we know it.

 

Neither Harris nor Trump care to do ANYTHING to stop such a result from occurring.

 

[GammaGlobulin]

While watching the elections, from start to finish, is going to be a long day's journey into night, indubitably.

 

It should be possible to listen to ALL of Jeff Beck's discography during our wait.

 

I would suggest listening to one of Jeff's Last and very fine performances.....

(And, as a bonus, Jeff had quite a Top Performer introduce his band...Jeff Murray and Bill Beck ...what more could you ask as things begin to take-off in New Hampshire?)

 

 

After one is done with listening to Beck....

Then just listen all over again, in one long infinite loop.

 

My best suggestion to you guys....just...

In order to keep your spirits up during the next dreary 24 hours....

 

Years ago, back in the late 60s and early 70s...

Most elections could be called sometime before midnight.

What will be the case this year?

No doubt, Trump by a LANDSLIDE.....

And, we will know by 8:00 PM, California Time....

 

 

[G_Money]

Where else is there?  
 

I’ll be getting all the latest accurate information from the “experts” right here on AN.

[GammaGlobulin]

2 minutes ago, G_Money said:

Where else is there?  
 

I’ll be getting all the latest accurate information from the “experts” right here on AN.

 

Well, I'm no expert.

Therefore, be sure to not believe anything I say.

Except about...maybe....

My valid assessment of JEFF BECK, of course.

 

[cjinchiangrai]

The results won't start coming in until lunch time, so a little early to be drinking. Ready to pop a few tops after dinner to celebrate President Harris' victory though.

[cjinchiangrai]

9 minutes ago, G_Money said:

Where else is there?  
 

I’ll be getting all the latest accurate information from the “experts” right here on AN.

Experts like Yagoda and the rest of the Putin Squad? They never had accurate information before, why start now?

[G_Money]

41 minutes ago, cjinchiangrai said:

Experts like Yagoda and the rest of the Putin Squad? They never had accurate information before, why start now?

No.  Primarily @Danderman123 and @Lacessit and @Jingthing and @placeholder and yourself.

 

There are more.

 

The real experts.  Don’t take my word for it.

 

They’ll be more than happy to tell you.  Just ask them.

[save the frogs]

So Gamma, you gonna walk around with your MAGA cap and pink Trump t-shirt?

 

[GammaGlobulin]

7 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

So Gamma, you gonna walk around with your MAGA cap and pink Trump t-shirt?

 

 

Not likely.

I prefer my Bush hat.

 

[Rhys]

How... between breakfast, lunch, and Dinner, and if she swallows.

[save the frogs]

15 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Not likely.

I prefer my Bush hat.

 

watch this. clinton at mcdonald's

 

intercepted by warlords!

 

 

[save the frogs]

13 minutes ago, Rhys said:

How... between breakfast, lunch, and Dinner, and if she swallows.

yeah but you had to pay for it because you got no game. 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

When you go to vote....

 

Do you dress like...

 

a. An American garbage collector?

b. A Kensington Ave. style Philly bum?

c. Someone who has self-respect, and one who wears clean and decent clothes.

 

If you watch the polling sites, one can see plenty of examples of all three.

 

I have never, however, seen so many short bums as I have today, watching the polling sites in Newark.

 

Not sure where the polling station in the image below is located.

But, obviously, NOT in Newark!!!!!

 

 

 

 

[WayWokeWhiteGuy]

Watching Harris win now

[GammaGlobulin]

14 minutes ago, WayWokeWhiteGuy said:

Watching Harris win now

 

But, can you convince the other 50-percent of the country?

 

Still, you are correct; the odds look pretty bleak for a Trump victory:

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

As one who has always cared much about linguistic proprieties, I am becoming ever more relieved as I see these new election results being reported.

[GammaGlobulin]

Things seem to be coming to a head, now....

 

 

 

Never saw things...

Going so RIGHT.....!!!!!