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Sitting here waiting for the final scene in this hook up

Boy meets bar girl and friend;  3 drinks later there are 3 men in bed 

End of yarn  :cheesy:

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Nice one bob. Glad to see you are still putting in the effort to pump out the occasional windup. Your fantasy still suffers from the usual lack of credibility, but at least more entertaining than many of your other fluff jobs in the past. 
 

How's Spain? Mrs. Smith sends her regards. I've got her to finally lose some weight by letting her do all the work now. Thank me later. 

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Damn, I misread the title of this thread.  I thought you were going to simulate a conversation with a bargirl.

Posted
27 minutes ago, LALes said:

Damn, I misread the title of this thread.  I thought you were going to simulate a conversation with a bargirl.

 

 

You would like Bob to call you "hansum maaan'"and ask you to go ST ??

Posted
5 hours ago, BarBoy said:

I'm not spinning any yarn.

Maybe that's what you like to do?

 

..,and my name ain't Bob, it's Colin.

 

Wasn't Bob's real name Colin?  555

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You know it all but in reality you know nothing. There are many types of skilled fisherwomen but this one reeled you in big time. Truth is they pull you not you pull them. Like the Christmas Turkey you’ve been stuffed and basted and ready for the oven. 

Posted
7 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Yesterday I was at the bar, as usual, and a young Devotchka took an interest in me. She was cute and spoke near perfect English and asked could she sit at my table. Now usually I decline such requests as I like to sit alone but something was different about this girl. The conversation started well, all the regular questions were being poised, where you from, how long you stay here etc, but she had a lot more in her arsenal than that... I did what I normally never do - I bought her a Lady Drink. That's when things started to get steamy. Very steamy. This girl was clearly educated, well versed in all aspects of sex, kinks, fetishes etc and actually looked like she was enjoying her job. She really got my blood flowing, if you know what I mean 😉 I bought her a total of 3 drinks, a definite rarity for me, and acquired her Line ID. We are going to set a date soon with me, her and another girl for some extracurricular activities.. She also said that she wouldn't charge me any money, just to bring some booze for her and her friend..

 

I think I've hit the Jackpot lads!! 🙂 

As the saying goes “ A Fool and his Money “ if I buy a lady a drink it’s the normal bar price nothing else nor do I pay a bar fine put the two together means she ain’t coming home with me unless we exchange contact details and meet up out of working hours  : )

 

Posted
2 hours ago, TheFishman1 said:

She just came over and sat at your table because you were such a handsome man and most of the bar girls do speak very well when it comes to English when I first got here many years ago I was leaving a bar and a girl picked me up took me back to my place And spent the night didn’t ask for any money I thought wow I hit the jackpot and she came by a few days later in spent the night in the morning she starts telling me different stories bottom line was she wanted money you must be very naïve or you really are BOB TIT 

Who is BOB TIT?

Posted
7 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Yesterday I was at the bar, as usual, and a young Devotchka took an interest in me. She was cute and spoke near perfect English and asked could she sit at my table. Now usually I decline such requests as I like to sit alone but something was different about this girl. The conversation started well, all the regular questions were being poised, where you from, how long you stay here etc, but she had a lot more in her arsenal than that... I did what I normally never do - I bought her a Lady Drink. That's when things started to get steamy. Very steamy. This girl was clearly educated, well versed in all aspects of sex, kinks, fetishes etc and actually looked like she was enjoying her job. She really got my blood flowing, if you know what I mean 😉 I bought her a total of 3 drinks, a definite rarity for me, and acquired her Line ID. We are going to set a date soon with me, her and another girl for some extracurricular activities.. She also said that she wouldn't charge me any money, just to bring some booze for her and her friend..

 

I think I've hit the Jackpot lads!! 🙂 

Sounds like a drug your drink girl.

Posted
2 hours ago, wombat said:

Long con by a born again  cashier 


It's always better to pay for it than to steal it or get it for free. Those who have tried it a few times know I'm right. That's why they invented short time in the first place. 
 

bob knows that too. That's why he's written this windup because he knows the score. Next windup from bob will be about the free threesome he had with that slapper and one of her mates that never happened.

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Posted
10 hours ago, BarBoy said:

This girl was clearly educated,

How was she on Einstein's Laws of Relativity ......?

Posted
10 hours ago, BarBoy said:

think I've hit the Jackpot lads!!

 

 6 balls you mean..............:w00t:

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13 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Yesterday I was at the bar, as usual, and a young Devotchka took an interest in me. She was cute and spoke near perfect English and asked could she sit at my table. Now usually I decline such requests as I like to sit alone but something was different about this girl. The conversation started well, all the regular questions were being poised, where you from, how long you stay here etc, but she had a lot more in her arsenal than that... I did what I normally never do - I bought her a Lady Drink. That's when things started to get steamy. Very steamy. This girl was clearly educated, well versed in all aspects of sex, kinks, fetishes etc and actually looked like she was enjoying her job. She really got my blood flowing, if you know what I mean 😉 I bought her a total of 3 drinks, a definite rarity for me, and acquired her Line ID. We are going to set a date soon with me, her and another girl for some extracurricular activities.. She also said that she wouldn't charge me any money, just to bring some booze for her and her friend..

 

I think I've hit the Jackpot lads!! 🙂 

So basically she is just good at her job and nothing special considering where you met her. Newbie dreamer

Posted
14 hours ago, BarBoy said:

and my name ain't Bob, it's Colin.

 

 

Come on Bob.    You needn't be ashamed of your natural inclinations.

 

You love to promote the cheap Charlie lifestyle.

 

 

Posted
17 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

Are you a virgin?

He’s Bob Smith. He has nothing better to do than post ridiculous stuff because he’s starved for attention. To sich a great extent that he “faked his own death”.  Posted that he was going to leave and never come back so many times that he deleted his account and started a new one with a new moniker. 
 

To answer your question, yes. He is likely a virgin. 

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