The Strangest Bangkok Mall Bathroom Experience of My Life!

[FriscoKid]

49 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

There's like 6 of them now. Elvis is the closest thing left to the real bob.

Elvis is dead and left the building. 

[Ben Zioner]

18 hours ago, BigLek said:

So there I was, in one of Bangkok’s premiere shopping malls. I’d just finished off a nice pizza and was now in a bathroom stall, taking care of, well… you know… dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I feel a hand. Not my own hand. A foreign hand. Grabbing my toes.

 

I freeze. My brain almost short-circuits. WTF is this? Do I shake it? Kick it? Call for backup? Before I can react, the hand disappears.

 

Nothing happens for a couple of minutes. I’m almost done anyway, and I think, Right, no worries, maybe it was a mistake. Maybe he dropped something and accidentally brushed my foot while looking for it.

 

Then, out of nowhere, a head pops over the top of my stall, looking down at me from above. He must’ve been stood on his toilet. A full-on, grinning face, just casually peeking over at me.

 

He doesn’t say a word. Just smiles, drops a small piece of paper onto me, and disappears.

 

On the paper? A phone number and a LINE ID.

 

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

 

Wasn't there a big P on the cubicle?

 

They have poofters only toilets in Krung Thep now. Probably the greatest achievement of Srettha Thavisin

 

[Rob Browder]

13 hours ago, Yagoda said:

What happened is called a Democratic Party strategy meeting.

Are you forgetting about "Wide Stance" Larry Craig (R)? 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig#2007_arrest_and_consequences

Most of the lot of them up there R/D are freaks of one sort or another.

[gargamon]

5 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

Elvis is dead and left the building. 

The “Elvis“ on AN was never alive. Only a bot.

[SAFETY FIRST]

23 hours ago, BigLek said:

foreign hand. Grabbing my toes

out of nowhere, a head pops over the top of my stall, looking down at me

Yep, I've got nothing good to say about some of the foreigners arriving in Thailand. 

 

Lots of members here attack me because I'm anti foreigner, most are the trashy type. 

 

The worst thing about Thailand, my dislike is some of the foreigners. 

 

 

[HappyExpat57]

18 hours ago, AhFarangJa said:

Agree Sir, it would be nice to have an alternative site, but I cannot find one.

The closest alt site I've found was one that referred to wood of teak, and they have very little traffic. Heavy sigh, I miss Thai Visa.

[FriscoKid]

43 minutes ago, HappyExpat57 said:

The closest alt site I've found was one that referred to wood of teak, and they have very little traffic. Heavy sigh, I miss Thai Visa.

There are plenty more actually, but none have a zany section like the pub with all kinds of off the wall topics. Reddit has sub Reddits for both Bangkok and Thailand that are quite active. Likely stricter TOS and guidelines and probably too boring and pedestrian in general to be interesting.
 

Best thing would probably be for all of us to just focus on more rewarding pursuits in life anyway. Forums are pretty much just a big time waster. Echo chambers where one can give there 2 satang and be heard. The question is do any of us really need that. Maybe join some meetup group events instead for more rewarding human interactions. Many are just coffee shop meetups. Pretty casual. I'm not meaning to sound critical of chat and discussion forums, but we all know they are what they are. A shallow pit of drivel in many ways. 

[FriscoKid]

2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Yep, I've got nothing good to say about some of the foreigners arriving in Thailand. 

 

By foreign hand he could have meant a stranger's hand, rather than a Western foreigner. Could have been a Thai or another type of Asian. 

[phetphet]

On 3/10/2025 at 5:52 AM, BigLek said:

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

Wear boots. That will stop the foot fetishist.

When you didn't react, he obviously thought he had struck lucky. 😀

[jippytum]

Contact him if you want gay sex

[Aussie999]

On 3/10/2025 at 6:52 AM, BigLek said:

So there I was, in one of Bangkok’s premiere shopping malls. I’d just finished off a nice pizza and was now in a bathroom stall, taking care of, well… you know… dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

Suddenly, out of nowhere, I feel a hand. Not my own hand. A foreign hand. Grabbing my toes.

 

I freeze. My brain almost short-circuits. WTF is this? Do I shake it? Kick it? Call for backup? Before I can react, the hand disappears.

 

Nothing happens for a couple of minutes. I’m almost done anyway, and I think, Right, no worries, maybe it was a mistake. Maybe he dropped something and accidentally brushed my foot while looking for it.

 

Then, out of nowhere, a head pops over the top of my stall, looking down at me from above. He must’ve been stood on his toilet. A full-on, grinning face, just casually peeking over at me.

 

He doesn’t say a word. Just smiles, drops a small piece of paper onto me, and disappears.

 

On the paper? A phone number and a LINE ID.

 

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

In my opinion... Stop making up BS stories.

[RocketDog]

23 hours ago, Yagoda said:

What happened is called a Democratic Party strategy meeting.

You are obsessed.

The Lefties live in your head rent free.

[Yagoda]

1 minute ago, RocketDog said:

You are obsessed.

The Lefties live in your head rent free.

Socialists. No man is an Island and the millions and millions of Socialist victims scream at me from their graves. Its part of being decent, moral and doing the right thing.

[RocketDog]

6 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Socialists. No man is an Island and the millions and millions of Socialist victims scream at me from their graves. Its part of being decent, moral and doing the right thing.

Yep.

You are an obsessed zealot.

How many other such categories of people live in your head rent free?

 

"Scream at me from their graves".

How dramatic. That must get very old. Sounds like schizophrenia to me.

 

Get help now.

[Yagoda]

11 minutes ago, RocketDog said:

Yep.

You are an obsessed zealot.

How many other such categories of people live in your head rent free?

 

"Scream at me from their graves".

How dramatic. That must get very old. Sounds like schizophrenia to me.

 

Get help now.

My life is fabulous. Im having a great time, especially now that its DST so I get to watch Fox News evening shows earlier. Better for my social life.

 

That being said, again, No man is an island. My professions have always been intertwined with politics, history, economics and philosophy. I believe in charity too.  Maybe the screams are appreciative that I oppose that which killed them. Enjoy your hating. 

 

You are an Anti-trumper too I bet. 

[Harrisfan]

5 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

My life is fabulous. Im having a great time, especially now that its DST so I get to watch Fox News evening shows earlier. Better for my social life.

 

That being said, again, No man is an island. My professions have always been intertwined with politics, history, economics and philosophy. I believe in charity too.  Maybe the screams are appreciative that I oppose that which killed them. Enjoy your hating. 

 

You are an Anti-trumper too I bet. 

They hate people having fun.

[madone]

2 hours ago, FriscoKid said:

By foreign hand he could have meant a stranger's hand, rather than a Western foreigner. Could have been a Thai or another type of Asian. 

 

yeah sure

[olongapo]

23 hours ago, connda said:

No doubt BigLek will be shadow-boosted like bob smith and gamma gobulin and will become one of the few AN members to constantly have their inane posts highlighted in the topic section day after day after day after day.....well, you get it. Low-information, silly, asinine, fatuous, mindless, vacuous, posts seem to now be the main-stay of Asean Now.  I can actually remember back in the day when this site, under the moniker of "Thai Visa", was generally a high-information site with the goal of helping expat members navigate visa issues and to help members integrate into Thai society and understand the culture.  Now - it's alcoholics having three ways with trannies and bathroom perversions rule the roost.  How low we have fallen in the last couple of decades, 'eh?

The new 2025 model (bait the hooks, pop a beer, set the star-drag, and idle.......

Lever drag, just saying.

[arick]

Should have had your ass licked in your cock sucked not your toes.

[Purdey]

I believe in some countries the dividing wall is rather high, and this sort of things happen often.

[Ralf001]

Any places around (Bangers/Patts) that has an attendent that will give a shoulder/neck rub whilst ya at the urinal taking a slash ?

 

I used to love that but does not seem to be a thing anymore.

[AhFarangJa]

7 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

The closest alt site I've found was one that referred to wood of teak, and they have very little traffic. Heavy sigh, I miss Thai Visa.

Yes, I too have tried that one, as you say, low traffic volume, and I agree with your last sentence. Also, they were not so into censorship as this mob.......now watch this get censored....

[SOTIRIOS]

...Thinking Rationally....(?) ...Shouldn't He Be Reported...(?)

(Then He Might Be Tracked Down & Stopped)(?)

[WDSmart]

On 3/10/2025 at 5:52 AM, BigLek said:

He doesn’t say a word. Just smiles, drops a small piece of paper onto me, and disappears.

 

On the paper? A phone number and a LINE ID.

 

Now, my question to you lot: What the hell does one do in this situation?

I suggest you report the incident to the mall's security department and give them the paper. 

[Harrisfan]

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Any places around (Bangers/Patts) that has an attendent that will give a shoulder/neck rub whilst ya at the urinal taking a slash ?

 

I used to love that but does not seem to be a thing anymore.

That's what girlfriends are for

[brewsterbudgen]

Just a spot of cottaging; nothing to worry about.

[freedomnow]

On 3/10/2025 at 3:39 AM, connda said:

No doubt BigLek will be shadow-boosted like bob smith and gamma gobulin and will become one of the few AN members to constantly have their inane posts highlighted in the topic section day after day after day after day.....well, you get it. Low-information, silly, asinine, fatuous, mindless, vacuous, posts seem to now be the main-stay of Asean Now.  I can actually remember back in the day when this site, under the moniker of "Thai Visa", was generally a high-information site with the goal of helping expat members navigate visa issues and to help members integrate into Thai society and understand the culture.  Now - it's alcoholics having three ways with trannies and bathroom perversions rule the roost.  How low we have fallen in the last couple of decades, 'eh?

The new 2025 model (bait the hooks, pop a beer, set the star-drag, and idle.......

gamma gobulin  needs a padded cell.

[Keep Right]

This is not a funny story and I would tend to believe it. Swear to God, a few months ago I was in a Bangkok mall bathroom taking a leak in a stall standing up. As I was finishing up, a person in a stall next to me slid a smartphone under the side wall and pointed it at me. Instinctively, I kicked the phone out of his hand and stomped on it. Fearing reprisal, I soon left the bathroom and the mall. Never will I enter a mall stall again.

[steven100]

I think you need to get a life OP and stop gossiping about your daily experiences in shopping malls.

 

who really care's....  

[Harrisfan]

15 minutes ago, Keep Right said:

This is not a funny story and I would tend to believe it. Swear to God, a few months ago I was in a Bangkok mall bathroom taking a leak in a stall standing up. As I was finishing up, a person in a stall next to me slid a smartphone under the side wall and pointed it at me. Instinctively, I kicked the phone out of his hand and stomped on it. Fearing reprisal, I soon left the bathroom and the mall. Never will I enter a mall stall again.

Happened to my wife. She kicked it away. Creeps are selling images.