I bought a penis pump :)

[simon43]

Now I should stress that the reason why I bought this pump from Lazada has little to do with my 'Mr Droopy'. 

 

In fact, I wanted to do some science experiments to demonstrate that sound energy cannot travel through a vacuum!!  Typically, one uses a bell jar with a motor pump attached to it, place a ringing electronic bell inside the bell jar, pump out the air and the sound of the ringing will weaken as the air is pumped out.

 

Such a system designed for science labs is a little expensive, but it occurred to me that a cheap penis pump should enable demonstration of this effect.

 

And indeed it does - very well!  (I have to watch out for sarcastic comments from teenage students about 'Sir is that your penis pump?!")  Happily, the equipment looks fairly anonymous.

 

However, and to keep this post relevant to this health forum, I did try this pump on my own manhood.  I do have ED problems for many years (trapped nerve in my lower back), but it doesn't bother me because my wedding tackle rusted up years ago.

 

So I followed the instructions, stuck the clear plastic tube over my flaccid member and started pumping the handle that sucks out the air from the top end of the equipment.

 

JEEZ!!  I couldn't believe my eyes. 

 

My little member grew to fill the whole plastic tube, touching the end of the pipe after only a few seconds.  I understand the science as to how this works (the partial vacuum draws blood up into your member).  However, I was amazed at the end result.  The length of Mr Droopy increased substantially, but also the width/girth doubled to completely fill the plastic tube.  In a few seconds, (after removing the equipment from around my member), I had an enormous, erect manhood that completely filled my room! (Actually, that was a slight exaggeration, but I was amazed and very happy at the results of using this penis pump).

 

Therefore, my serious comment.  If you do have ED problems, then I can heartily recommend using a penis pump. 

 

(You can also do science experiments with it as well!)

[bkk6060]

8 minutes ago, simon43 said:

My little member grew to fill the whole plastic tube, touching the end of the pipe after only a few seconds.  

Yes, so you bought the small size that is 2 inches?  Congratulations, you hit bottom.

[MART]

How much? Asking for a friend who wants to do science experiments.

[rough diamond]

Is "Bob" getting someone else to "host" his posts?

[simon43]

1 hour ago, rough diamond said:

Is "Bob" getting someone else to "host" his posts?

Some might laugh at my post, but for those with ED, it's useful information (I mean about the amazing effect to achieve a rock-hard and large erection in just a few minutes, not the science experiment).

 

@bkk6060, the tube was 7 inches (18cm long), with a 'girth' of 17cm, so giving a diameter of your erection of about 5.5 cm.  What was interesting was that the girth obtained was substantially more than a 'standard' erection, (so much so that I had some difficulty in extracting my inflated member from the plastic tube!!)

 

IMHO, certainly a very useful (temporary) aid for ED.  Oh, the cost was very cheap - 299 Thai baht.

[PomPolo]

3 hours ago, simon43 said:

Now I should stress that the reason why I bought this pump from Lazada has little to do with my 'Mr Droopy'. 

 

In fact, I wanted to do some science experiments to demonstrate that sound energy cannot travel through a vacuum!!  Typically, one uses a bell jar with a motor pump attached to it, place a ringing electronic bell inside the bell jar, pump out the air and the sound of the ringing will weaken as the air is pumped out.

 

Such a system designed for science labs is a little expensive, but it occurred to me that a cheap penis pump should enable demonstration of this effect.

 

And indeed it does - very well!  (I have to watch out for sarcastic comments from teenage students about 'Sir is that your penis pump?!")  Happily, the equipment looks fairly anonymous.

 

However, and to keep this post relevant to this health forum, I did try this pump on my own manhood.  I do have ED problems for many years (trapped nerve in my lower back), but it doesn't bother me because my wedding tackle rusted up years ago.

 

So I followed the instructions, stuck the clear plastic tube over my flaccid member and started pumping the handle that sucks out the air from the top end of the equipment.

 

JEEZ!!  I couldn't believe my eyes. 

 

My little member grew to fill the whole plastic tube, touching the end of the pipe after only a few seconds.  I understand the science as to how this works (the partial vacuum draws blood up into your member).  However, I was amazed at the end result.  The length of Mr Droopy increased substantially, but also the width/girth doubled to completely fill the plastic tube.  In a few seconds, (after removing the equipment from around my member), I had an enormous, erect manhood that completely filled my room! (Actually, that was a slight exaggeration, but I was amazed and very happy at the results of using this penis pump).

 

Therefore, my serious comment.  If you do have ED problems, then I can heartily recommend using a penis pump. 

 

(You can also do science experiments with it as well!)

I think a bunsen burner and some magnesium might be a more interesting 'scientific experiment' 🤣

[bubblegum]

3 hours ago, simon43 said:

Now I should stress that the reason why I bought this pump from Lazada has little to do with my 'Mr Droopy'. 

 

In fact, I wanted to do some science experiments to demonstrate that sound energy cannot travel through a vacuum!!  Typically, one uses a bell jar with a motor pump attached to it, place a ringing electronic bell inside the bell jar, pump out the air and the sound of the ringing will weaken as the air is pumped out.

 

Such a system designed for science labs is a little expensive, but it occurred to me that a cheap penis pump should enable demonstration of this effect.

 

And indeed it does - very well!  (I have to watch out for sarcastic comments from teenage students about 'Sir is that your penis pump?!")  Happily, the equipment looks fairly anonymous.

 

However, and to keep this post relevant to this health forum, I did try this pump on my own manhood.  I do have ED problems for many years (trapped nerve in my lower back), but it doesn't bother me because my wedding tackle rusted up years ago.

 

So I followed the instructions, stuck the clear plastic tube over my flaccid member and started pumping the handle that sucks out the air from the top end of the equipment.

 

JEEZ!!  I couldn't believe my eyes. 

 

My little member grew to fill the whole plastic tube, touching the end of the pipe after only a few seconds.  I understand the science as to how this works (the partial vacuum draws blood up into your member).  However, I was amazed at the end result.  The length of Mr Droopy increased substantially, but also the width/girth doubled to completely fill the plastic tube.  In a few seconds, (after removing the equipment from around my member), I had an enormous, erect manhood that completely filled my room! (Actually, that was a slight exaggeration, but I was amazed and very happy at the results of using this penis pump).

 

Therefore, my serious comment.  If you do have ED problems, then I can heartily recommend using a penis pump. 

 

(You can also do science experiments with it as well!)

Can't find them on Lazada.

[Denim]

26 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

Can't find them on Lazada.

 

Look under portable vacuum cleaners.

[Denim]

4 hours ago, simon43 said:

!  Typically, one uses a bell jar

 

Is that a typo ?  Bell end jar surely ?

[Crossy]

This thread is nothing without pho ...

 

Actually, I think not, way too scary 

[rough diamond]

5 minutes ago, Denim said:

 

Look under portable vacuum cleaners.

But only if you are a sucker!

[rough diamond]

3 minutes ago, Crossy said:

This thread is nothing without pho ...

 

Actually, I think not, way too scary 

Prude! 

Actually you are right.  Just imagine what BOB and a few others would post.

[johng]

44 minutes ago, Crossy said:

This thread is nothing without pho ..

 

Have a look at the "Ding Dong Farang" pages on usual suspect XXX sites

all though x rated its stupendously over the top 😋

 

5 hours ago, simon43 said:

 I wanted to do some science experiments to demonstrate that sound energy cannot travel through a vacuum!! 

 

Did you find that sound can  travel through a vacuum over a short distance ?

[Ralf001]

1 hour ago, bubblegum said:

Can't find them on Lazada.

 

https://pattayapoppers.com/

 

can sort you.

 

 

[Stiddle Mump]

A word of caution to all the members that have ordered the unit on Lazada. 

 

Beware of the larger size. It works for sue, but sends so much blood to where it's needed that there is a possibility of fainting.

[blaze master]

My heart really goes out to men who have a small pecker. I can't imagine what life must be like packing a tic tac.

 

Stay strong little guys. 

[Jeff the Chef]

Not needed, long tongue and can breath through my ears.

[Ralf001]

1 minute ago, Jeff the Chef said:

Not needed, long tongue and can breath through my ears.

If the beef curtains are substantial.. a digit in the anoos gets em wiggling to let you breath,.. death by covered ears..... no thanks.

[MalcolmB]

5 hours ago, simon43 said:

I had an enormous, erect manhood that completely filled my room!

Then what did you do with it?

[Jeff the Chef]

Just now, Ralf001 said:

If the beef curtains are substantial.. a digit in the anoos gets em wiggling to let you breath,.. death by covered ears..... no thanks.

 

I personally prefer the lightweight variety sitting on my face, then you can also breath through your hooter and have the pleasure of watching her eyes roll back in her head.

With the beefier variety getting your hands under her buttocks with a thumb up her jacksie tends to get them to open the legs wider, thus obliviating the risk of death by covered ears.

Not a fan of 69's, because when my nose is in excrement I know where my mouth is, I Like a 68 and then I'll owe them one.

[bubblegum]

Gosh these thing look like.... I don't know..... milk shake makers ? Or an ancient type of torture. And to Ralf from the pictures, what's the one? Eclectic ???

[NanLaew]

Talking of vacuum jars, I was suspended from Peterhead Academy for sticking a hamster in one. It didn't take but a few seconds, poor bugger.

 

Be careful out there.

[dinsdale]

1 hour ago, Stiddle Mump said:

A word of caution to all the members that have ordered the unit on Lazada.

 

[rough diamond]

59 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

Then what did you do with it?

He opened the door to let his ego/big head out,

[FriscoKid]

About 6 months ago I was also having a length issue as well. So I went to the doctor and asked him how I could make my penis 12 inches long. He told me to fold in half and then cut off 2 inches. Problem solved.

[Nick Carter icp]

6 hours ago, simon43 said:

Now I should stress that the reason why I bought this pump from Lazada has little to do with my 'Mr Droopy'. 

 

In fact, I wanted to do some science experiments to demonstrate that sound energy cannot travel through a vacuum!! 

 

   I bought a blow up doll so that I could practice CPR

[scorecard]

2 hours ago, rough diamond said:

Prude! 

Actually you are right.  Just imagine what BOB and a few others would post.

 

Bob might post photos of the peckers of his numerous ladyboys.

I guess there's a market for that.

[simon43]

3 hours ago, bubblegum said:

Can't find them on Lazada.

 

It's interesting!  I went to my orders received list on Lazada, clicked on the order for that penis pump and got a message saying it was no longer stocked by Lazada...  very strange.  Perhaps they consider it a sex toy now.  But I would say that it is a medical device.  It was certainly posted to me from a Thai location (2 day delivery).

 

Aliexpress stocked them also.

[simon43]

1 hour ago, blaze master said:

My heart really goes out to men who have a small pecker. I can't imagine what life must be like packing a tic tac.

 

Stay strong little guys. 

A penis pump is for men of all sizes who have ED.  It only temporary increases the blood flow into the penis - it doesn't make your member permanently bigger.

 

Besides, as the adage goes "it's not the size but what you do with it).

[simon43]

1 hour ago, MalcolmB said:

Then what did you do with it?

Huh, I stood in the corridor of course.... 🙂