Questioned about my underwear at a Police checkpoint.

[gamb00ler]

3 minutes ago, KireB said:

Maybe wash yourself next t ime

like the quadriplegic who fell overboard.... he washed up on the beach.

[Don Giovanni]

5 minutes ago, KireB said:

Maybe wash yourself next t ime

My b0ll0cks are always minty fresh.

 

The Don.

[worgeordie]

I believe you usually wear womens knickers ,Bob ,

 

regards worgeordie

[Crossy]

5 minutes ago, Don Giovanni said:

My b0ll0cks are always minty fresh.

 

What kind of mouth ballcock wash do you use? 

 

Doesn't it sting a bit

[Don Giovanni]

Just now, Crossy said:

 

What kind of mouth ballcock wash do you use? 

 

Doesn't it sting a bit

Mouth wash is quite good, along with herbal mint shampoo.

 

You know, that really green one.

 

The Don.

[couchpotato]

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

 

What kind of mouth ballcock wash do you use? 

 

Doesn't it sting a bit

Oh Crossy, you are getting a bit daring there...haha

[steven100]

more click bait AN garbage 

[ChrisKC]

Let us all be charitable and accept that Don Giovanni, Elvis Presley, Colin, Robert Smith and Bob are here for our entertainment

[Crossy]

1 hour ago, couchpotato said:

Oh Crossy, you are getting a bit daring there...haha

 

A mate in Seoul got a dose of the creepy-crawlies.

 

Being shy he didn't go to the pharmacy, he used fly-spray!!

 

This was definitely not wise

[quake]

1 hour ago, Don Giovanni said:

We are still at the beach resort waiting for the wedding to commence on Friday night..

 

Just before lunch time I drove to a 7/11 to grab a couple of cold ones as I refuse to pay inflated hotel prices, when I was stopped by a BIB at a police checkpoint.

 

I was on a rented bike and the cop asked to see my license. I showed him my Thai motorbike license, to which he seemed a tad angry about, but there was nothing he could do but let me go on my way..

 

I was about to drive off when he grabbed my arm and said 'wait a minute, my friend. Are you wearing underpants?'

 

Stunned I replied, 'of course I am, do you want to see?'

He laughed and said 'No thanks, have a good day....'

 

Quite possibly the strangest interaction I have ever had with a Thai in my life.

 

The Don.

 

Oh that's nice.

 

[short-Timer]

9 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

A mate in Seoul got a dose of the creepy-crawlies.

 

Being shy I he didn't go to the pharmacy, he used fly-spray!!

 

This was definitely not wise

 

All that is ever needed is an ice-pick and a match. Light all the short, curly hair on fire first, then, when the little critters come running out, stab them with the ice-pick. Quick and easy. Not exactly painless, but efficient.

[PomPolo]

Where is Elvis these days?

[faraday]

Do your balls hang low,

Can you swing 'em to and fro,

Can you tie them in a knot,

Can you tie 'em in a bow,

Do you get a funny feeling,

When they're hanging from the ceiling,

Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low.

[johng]

With Hitler in Argentina ?

[Artisi]

5 minutes ago, PomPolo said:

Where is Elvis these days?

Elvis has left the room, hopefully he takes Bob and Don along with him. 

[AhFarangJa]

1 hour ago, FriscoKid said:

We are still at the beach resort waiting for the gay wedding to commence on Friday night.

 

Just before lunchtime, I hopped on my rented bike wearing nothing but a snug pair of pink shorts and a tank top that left little to the imagination. I had a craving for some hotdogs and something cold and refreshing, so I decided to swing by the 7/11—not just for the drinks, but also to check out if any cute guys were hanging around. You never know where you might meet someone interesting.

 

On my way back, I got stopped by a handsome BIB at a police checkpoint.

 

The copper looked me up and down, staring at my crotch for a while and then asked to see my license. I handed him my Thai motorbike license, and he seemed a tad irritated, maybe expecting to catch me with a boner. But there was nothing he could do except hand it back and let me go on my way.

 

I was about to drive off when he suddenly grabbed my arm and said, “Wait a minute, my friend. You seem like a man who appreciates… male company.”

 

Stunned, I replied, “Well, that depends on what you mean. Are you asking in an official capacity?”

He smirked and said, “Just making conversation… You know, I get off my shift in an hour.”

 

Quite possibly the strangest interaction I have ever had with another bent male in my life.

 

The Gaping Bobholio. 

Brilliant, gave me a good laugh. Wanted to give you 4 laughing smileys, but can only add one so......

[spidermike007]

1 hour ago, Don Giovanni said:

Can you point to the specific section of Thai law that prohibits an individual from leaving the house without wearing any underwear?

 

Thanks.

 

The Don.

Section 34.67A states there is potential moral degradation of society caused by the appearance of a silhouette. 

[rough diamond]

25 minutes ago, ChrisKC said:

Let us all be charitable and accept that Don Giovanni, Elvis Presley, Colin, Robert Smith and Bob are here for our entertainment

No. He/they are there for their entertainmemnt only.  It is all the biggest load of codswallop ever and a total waste of AN space and time.

[JoseThailand]

bob

 

he wanted to inspect your schlong

 

joe

[bubblegum]

Surprised you can drive a bike Bob, with all that you have been receiving up your backside lately.

[Gandtee]

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

It's apparently illegal to be out in public without underwear (or to drive without a shirt)

 

And to drive bare footed, apparently.

[johng]

Flip flops and a paper mask in lieu of crash helmet are fine though.

[connda]

2 hours ago, Don Giovanni said:

I was about to drive off when he grabbed my arm and said 'wait a minute, my friend. Are you wearing underpants?'

Ah-huh.  Sure.  Happens all the time.  bob.

[steven100]

45 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Section 34.67A states there is potential moral degradation of society caused by the appearance of a silhouette. 

wow .....      my life seems so boring compared to that

[nick supreme]

2 hours ago, Don Giovanni said:

We are still at the beach resort waiting for the wedding to commence on Friday night..

 

Just before lunch time I drove to a 7/11 to grab a couple of cold ones as I refuse to pay inflated hotel prices, when I was stopped by a BIB at a police checkpoint.

 

I was on a rented bike and the cop asked to see my license. I showed him my Thai motorbike license, to which he seemed a tad angry about, but there was nothing he could do but let me go on my way..

 

I was about to drive off when he grabbed my arm and said 'wait a minute, my friend. Are you wearing underpants?'

 

Stunned I replied, 'of course I am, do you want to see?'

He laughed and said 'No thanks, have a good day....'

 

Quite possibly the strangest interaction I have ever had with a Thai in my life.

 

The Don.

 

I would love for this to happen to me. 

[Patong2021]

2 hours ago, Don Giovanni said:

Why?

 

I didn't purposefully sh!t my pants in front of him..

 

The Don.

 

Is this a side effect from your enema regime?

Were you wearing your incontinent undergarment?

[Don Giovanni]

53 minutes ago, rough diamond said:

No. He/they are there for their entertainmemnt only.  It is all the biggest load of codswallop ever and a total waste of AN space and time.

and yet you reply, constantly...

 

haven't you better things to do with your oh so valuable time??

 

The Don.

[dutch boy]

Don, while your posts are bizarre they are sure refreshing opposed to the left wing banter of some BLM proselytizers. Keep up the good work, you make my day.

[IvorBiggun2]

3 hours ago, Don Giovanni said:

Quite possibly the strangest interaction I have ever had with a Thai in my life.

 

 

And i call it BS.

[Don Giovanni]

9 minutes ago, dutch boy said:

Don, while your posts are bizarre they are sure refreshing opposed to the left wing banter of some BLM proselytizers. Keep up the good work, you make my day.

I appreciate your kind words.

 

It's just my life whenever i'm here in TH. I will always post about the truly bizarre things that I witness here.

 

Pure Gonzo style.

 

The Don.