This guy has the secret code when dealing with women......

 

 

 

 

“Many a true word is spoken in jest.”

 

😁

If shes hot, sane and single, she wont want me.

if she's hot OR sane, she's out of my league. 

 

Mine is hot and sane

6 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Mine is hot and sane

 

She is with me as well 😆

3 minutes ago, proton said:

 

She is with me as well 😆

She doesnt like trans

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

She doesnt like trans

How did she end up with you then

If she has Excel loaded on her phone you are in the queue.🙃🙃

54 minutes ago, theshu25 said:

How did she end up with you then

Schoolyard jokes wow

I wonder where this jewel fits... 

 

 

Apparently, sometimes, you only get to pick one.

 

 

 

The more money you have the more attractive you become to women.

18 minutes ago, blaze master said:

The more money you have the more attractive you become to women.

The less your flaws being important, the same goes for a hot woman, 👩 

 

you can reach far by being a nice person and do have a organized life with a decent idea of the future, and manage to communicate a sustainable and future that doesnt look to complicated. 

1 minute ago, Conno said:

You met one of those ? 😄 

2 minutes ago, Hummin said:

You met one of those ? 😄 

 I never say how much I have because I'm worried it will morph into.......One Year Later

 

 

26 minutes ago, blaze master said:

The more money you have the more attractive you become to women.

 

If you watch this series of YT vids you'll eventually notice a very curious thing. So many Fathers and even Grandfathers sometimes, seem to love taking their daughters out for the evening. Huh!

 

 

12 minutes ago, Hummin said:

The less your flaws being important, the same goes for a hot woman, 👩 

 

you can reach far by being a nice person and do have a organized life with a decent idea of the future, and manage to communicate a sustainable and future that doesnt look to complicated. 

 

All that will get you a 5 or 6. An average woman not a hot one. 

I was noted as "a bit of alright" by my lady to her friends.

 

Only later did I discover she's blind as a bat without her specs!

 

Married 21 years and counting, love her to bits. She still loves the bank account!!

Before I got serious with a lady ( when I turned 60) I used to "move around" a bit.

The hot ones are usually the easiest to get as all the competition seems to think she too hot for me. Making the girl lonely. Think about it. Free advice from an old Don Juan.

10 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

Mine is hot and sane

Mine is very hot and sane, unless she's hungry.

48 minutes ago, Kinnock said:

Mine is very hot and sane, unless she's hungry.

I'm a 7 and my wife is a 6 that's how you keep them great full and happy for everything you do for them 😊 

 

And she is always Right 🤗

Happy wife happy life

2 hours ago, Hummin said:

I'm a 7 and my wife is a 6 that's how you keep them great full and happy for everything you do for them 😊 

 

And she is always Right 🤗

Happy wife happy life

Age gap?

18 minutes ago, sidjameson said:

Age gap?

I'm 56 and she is 40

25 minutes ago, Hummin said:

I'm 56 and she is 40

25 minutes ago, Hummin said:

I'm 56 and she is 40

That's the leveler then.

I can't remember the last time I saw a mid 50's guy in real life I'd score a 7.

16 minutes ago, sidjameson said:

 

Well I guess depends on you gay or not !

 

Can't say I have much competition among my fellow expats around 40 and up 🤗

 

 

8 hours ago, blaze master said:

The more money you have the more attractive you become to women.

 

7 hours ago, Crossy said:

I was noted as "a bit of alright" by my lady to her friends.

 

Only later did I discover she's blind as a bat without her specs!

 

Married 21 years and counting, love her to bits. She still loves the bank account!!

 

My wife had to be pushed and cajoled into dating me by her best friend who insisted that I was going to be quite the catch.

 

They are no longer friends.

 

But eighteen years, two bairns, two dogs and two cats later, we still are.

2 hours ago, sidjameson said:

Age gap?

 

In our case, it's the sort of age gap that tends to derail otherwise light-hearted and convivial threads.