10 hours ago, Fat is a type of crazy said:

You could look at it as a way to get away from the pollution. But keep the base in Chiang Mai and book an AIrbnb in Phuket for a month in case .. well .. it doesn't turn into a long term thing.

I think there's an early to mid fifties thing where you still feel fit and well and can think you've still got it when sadly to the outside world of young people it's all over and been over for some time .. things like this .. say watching her play beach volleyball with young fit thais and tourists .. might drive the point home so be ready for that. Not to say other factors cannot sway her such as money and being nice but you don't seem to accept the necessity of such things.

Yah, that's what I thought, you could spend a few weeks in Phuket or Ko Samui.

Anyway, she doesn't play volleyball with fit young Farang. I saw video of who she plays with. They're older Farang 40s to 50s, and ladyboy and girls. It's not the Olympics. If I go I'd play and slay.

8 hours ago, Celsius said:

Do you plan of "getting rid" of Austrian?

Whatever you do

Murderous thoughts did enter my mind before she returned. Even now she's back of we were in Phuket and I'd run into Pigman I'm not sure I'd be able to control myself.

6 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Yet she still went back to him... and made you wait another month... She liked him more than you it seems.

Obviously she likes me a lot more as she's lying next to me and Pigman is sleeping alone. She explained to me why she went there. The pigman cleverly played the pity card, said he needed someone to help him, due to the accident. It was charity.

3 hours ago, mangkut70 said:

It’s amazing. I mean it’s all there and you wrote it yourself but it seems you manage to completely ignore the implications and consequences.

If she would have any intention of getting out of the game she would have deleted her dating accounts and related contacts , would use a new sim and on her phone there would not be any messages of other guys making their bids.

Her Tinder is deleted. Her Thaifriendly is effectively deleted. Richard can confirm she's not used the account in weeks and it has no photos or text.

But yes, she has to stop texting other guys. I made this very plain. She has problems with it. Says her 5 year rel with her Thai ex stopped her experiencong the world. That she likes talking with other guys, though doesn't meet them. This is obviously a big problem. She doesn't want to commit.

24 minutes ago, atpeace said:

She is most likely simply lazy. Working those other punters would take effort. She is content with a few punters that she can control easy enough. You simply win when she gets bored. She already has put in the required work and you are perpetually hooked.

It's a game dude and you seem to think your relationship is real. You think she is beautiful almost beyond compare and she knows this and works the relationship like the pro she is or is becoming. Tells you what you want to hear because she senses what influences your moods.

You are the easiest punter in her game I would assume. Your ego has convinced you of your superiority over the rest of the muck. It's false, you will get that someday, at 55 yo you should have at least a decade ago. Your emotional intelligence is comparable to a horny frog.

Definitely an interesting guy though and enjoy your entertaining posts.

25 minutes ago, atpeace said:

She is most likely simply lazy. Working those other punters would take effort. She is content with a few punters that she can control easy enough. You simply win when she gets bored. She already has put in the required work and you are perpetually hooked.

It's a game dude and you seem to think your relationship is real. You think she is beautiful almost beyond compare and she knows this and works the relationship like the pro she is or is becoming. Tells you what you want to hear because she senses what influences your moods.

You are the easiest punter in her game I would assume. Your ego has convinced you of your superiority over the rest of the muck. It's false, you will get that someday, at 55 yo you should have at least a decade ago. Your emotional intelligence is comparable to a horny frog.

Definitely an interesting guy though and enjoy your entertaining posts.

Whilst she is indeed lazier than any women I ever met, she is also a control freak. She loves to write to guys to rile them up, agrees to meet and then ghosts the guy. She enjoys the power of controlling guys.

Our relationship is very real. I'm the one she actually flies to be with.

It is a game, yes, but I'm winning.

The Jacuzzi incident

So I booked a resort that has rooms with a Jacuzzi in it. After a long wait the jacuzzi was ready. As I was about to go in she tells me to hand her the ipad so she can play a card game on it while on the jacuzzi. I emphatically tell her "F no!". We're sharing a bath not playing games on ipad. Then she squeezes my balls with her toes. This is not as fun as it sounds. So I again tell her not to do that, she says "just massage". I say "no, kicking my balls is not a massage". We sit there sulking. Worst Jacuzzi experience ever. Thankfully at the end it went where it should have gone from the start. But she still called me bossy because I don't let her use the ipad on the bath and don't want to be kicked in the balls. Thank God the sex was amazing afterwards. But this girl has issues.

37 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

Whilst she is indeed lazier than any women I ever met, she is also a control freak. She loves to write to guys to rile them up, agrees to meet and then ghosts the guy. She enjoys the power of controlling guys.

Our relationship is very real. I'm the one she actually flies to be with.

It is a game, yes, but I'm winning.

Ok, but is winning more important than enjoying life. Sure you have those moments with her but you are a wreck most of the time it seems. Ask yourself, as an intelligent person and I think you are, is this a beneficial relationship? Could I be happier given time and heartbreak if I created something more real?

You are controlled by lust which is fine I guess in the moment but it is not much different than drugs other than being physically healthier. This drug of your liking has a brain which is playing you with such ease.

Anyhow, not sure if this thread of yours is real and if I had to guess, it isn't. You seem to young in mind and I think you are having fun with the older guys here and have created this sad character that has an inflated ego. That is how I think you see older expats here and definitely much truth to this observation. If this is the case - kudos and a fantastic thread to pass the time.

14 hours ago, josephbloggs said:

When you returned I was going to post I give you credit for coming back

Well, obviously not getting kind words from you is crushing and I probably won't sleep for a week.

Hopefully the rain showerhead and jacuzzi and loving sex with a 24 year old and walks on the beach later will help me get over this crushing disappointment.

6 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Ok, but is winning more important than enjoying life. Sure you have those moments with her but you are a wreck most of the time it seems. Ask yourself, as an intelligent person and I think you are, is this a beneficial relationship? Could I be happier given time and heartbreak if I created something more real?

You are controlled by lust which is fine I guess in the moment but it is not much different than drugs other than being physically healthier. This drug of your liking has a brain which is playing you with such ease.

Anyhow, not sure if this thread of yours is real and if I had to guess, it isn't. You seem to young in mind and I think you are having fun with the older guys here and have created this sad character that has an inflated ego. That is how I think you see older expats here and definitely much truth to this observation. If this is the case - kudos and a fantastic thread to pass the time.

Well, you don't just build something real. It takes time. And guess what, having sex is a major part of this construction process.

Yes, there are challenges with her, she's not perfect. But I really like her.

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

Obviously she likes me a lot more as she's lying next to me and Pigman is sleeping alone. She explained to me why she went there. The pigman cleverly played the pity card, said he needed someone to help him, due to the accident. It was charity.

She wants your money.

I just gave her an oil massage.

She was enjoying it a lot. So I asked her if she wants a happy ending. She didn't even know what it was.

When I explained she said "I already have happy ending" and kissed me.

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

Obviously she likes me a lot more as she's lying next to me and Pigman is sleeping alone. She explained to me why she went there. The pigman cleverly played the pity card, said he needed someone to help him, due to the accident. It was charity.

For now maybe but she is going to get sick of your controlling ego.

How do you know the Austrian (I categorically refuse to refer to him as you do) is sleeping alone? He may well have a Cameroni style line of them hanging around at his beck and call and he could (highly likely) also have far better personal attributes than you. She doesn’t love him you said ( as you hang off her every word like it’s all true) well I would go as far as saying she doesn’t love you either you’re her plaything for now it wont be long before she gets bored.

Oh and look another Cameroni trait which hasn’t yet fully manifested itself, a lack of compassion. It is highly probable when the Austrian had his accident he did indeed need someone to help him. That has got nothing to do with self pity it’s just the excuse you use in your own head to satisfy yourself she felt sorry for him when she actually has feelings for him.

Well done her for going back to assist him.

4 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Whilst she is indeed lazier than any women I ever met, she is also a control freak. She loves to write to guys to rile them up, agrees to meet and then ghosts the guy. She enjoys the power of controlling guys.

Our relationship is very real. I'm the one she actually flies to be with.

It is a game, yes, but I'm winning.

Grade A1 Quality Camabaloney !!... If the game is complete and utter self delusion !!... Then yes, you are winning..

While everyone else from Helmut to Tatted guys on Tinder and Hinge have been smashing her doors in for fun - you've been waiting for love... Solid win that !!

I give it a week at most, The pg girl will be well rid of the control freak.

5 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Whilst she is indeed lazier than any women I ever met, she is also a control freak. She loves to write to guys to rile them up, agrees to meet and then ghosts the guy. She enjoys the power of controlling guys.

I love how you again list more of her negative traits. Should be ringing alarm bells big as church bells. But maybe a match made in heaven.

5 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Our relationship is very real. I'm the one she actually flies to be with.

Fingers crossed. Don’t forget tomorrow is Valentine’s day. But I’m pretty sure she reminded you already.

5 hours ago, Cameroni said:

It is a game, yes, but I'm winning.

I think the winner is Austrian guy. Cheers to him! Good riddance!

1 hour ago, mangkut70 said:

Fingers crossed. Don’t forget tomorrow is Valentine’s day. But I’m pretty sure she reminded you already.

P4P PH girl to Cameroni “ teerak I have a Valentine’s Day gift for you”, cue Cameroni preening like a b*itch, chest all puffed out proud “yes my princess what is it” “ Yer dumped I want Bratwurst for my supper don’t worry I’ve booked my flight” bye bye.

On 2/12/2026 at 8:12 PM, emptypockets said:

Not really I have seen many warnings from moderators about not using a persons user name. Do him the decency of referring to him with his user name.

I know you think it is funny. But it is rather childish.

How's Jamespoopants? Work for you?

On 2/12/2026 at 8:12 PM, emptypockets said:

Jamespoopants? would be funny , fill your boots.

Many comments on this blog are childish, I take a half hour off my software engineering work as a break now and then, and the childish remarks make me laugh so my attitude if you can't beat them then join them.

Don't take yourself too seriously.

On 2/12/2026 at 8:16 PM, richard_smith237 said:

Oh I don't know... Cannelloni feels almost too perfect.

Structurally uninspiring and packed with questionable filling. Bland on the outside - once cut open just compressed, over-seasoned insecurity oozing everywhere... Desperately trying to look civilised, continental, refined even... when in reality reheated mediocrity....

Nothing is original, fresh or 'al dente'.... just regurgitated, rehashed, overcooked mush clinging awkwardly to the side of the dish, hoping nobody notices he's collapsing under the weight of his own sauce.

Cannelloni - its rather very apt.

A funny comment, well thought out. :)

But you do now know that @emptypockets will now think you are also jealous of Cannelloni as he accused me of being.

On 2/12/2026 at 8:19 PM, richard_smith237 said:

No need to for a C.V.... Just scroll ThaiFriendly, Tinder, Hinge - she's sure to be back on those sites by now...

But I like showing off my large, very impressive wallet in person, a certain type of 'lady' say it makes me look extremely sexy from head to toe, they can normally be found in bars.

I have never used one of the sites you mentioned, perhaps instead of a headshot picture of myself (if that is what is posted) I could paste a picture of my wallet. 😆

12 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Obviously she likes me a lot more as she's lying next to me and Pigman is sleeping alone. She explained to me why she went there. The pigman cleverly played the pity card, said he needed someone to help him, due to the accident. It was charity.

Calling someone "Pigman" is childish. Maybe you should meet him for dinner; he might be much more charming than you think.

13 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Murderous thoughts did enter my mind before she returned. Even now she's back of we were in Phuket and I'd run into Pigman I'm not sure I'd be able to control myself.

With his two broken hands it wouldn't really be a fair fight though...

7 hours ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

Many comments on this blog are childish, I take a half hour off my software engineering work as a break now and then, and the childish remarks make me laugh so my attitude if you can't beat them then join them.

Don't take yourself too seriously.

A funny comment, well thought out. :)

But you do now know that @emptypockets will now think you are also jealous of Cannelloni as he accused me of being.

It's sad you still have to work. But good luck with it.

19 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Well, obviously not getting kind words from you is crushing and I probably won't sleep for a week.

Hopefully the rain showerhead and jacuzzi and loving sex with a 24 year old and walks on the beach later will help me get over this crushing disappointment.

Like Stickman 2 site

6 hours ago, emptypockets said:

It's sad you still have to work. But good luck with it.

I don't have to, I write the apps in my office in my house in Phuket.

I do it to keep my brain in gear and only visit this site now and then for a break to do something simple and noddy as a refresher, I laugh at the many people on this forum who seem to spend all day on it arguing with each other like children as they have no life and nothing else to do, it is a real contrast to the 'work' I do.

But seeing as you asked: As well as my income from rents from the UK and a pension my Thai partner also has rents coming from her properties in Thailand which she built from her tourist business over the years, so we have more money than we can spend, but I enjoy writing software plus it taxes my brain and I learn something new every day.

Plus the £5000 a month I get from the sale of my apps on the Apple Store is nice extra pocket money, I am sure anyone can live on £10,000 a month of income living anywhere in the world, I choose Phuket due to it being expensive and international, you get a better class of long term farangs living here.

Enjoy your 'work' which seems to be a full time 'job' writing nonsense on this forum, your comments make me laugh 😁

18 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

I don't have to, I write the apps in my office in my house in Phuket.

I do it to keep my brain in gear and only visit this site now and then for a break to do something simple and noddy as a refresher, I laugh at the many people on this forum who seem to spend all day on it arguing with each other like children as they have no life and nothing else to do, it is a real contrast to the 'work' I do.

But seeing as you asked: As well as my income from rents from the UK and a pension my Thai partner also has rents coming from her properties in Thailand which she built from her tourist business over the years, so we have more money than we can spend, but I enjoy writing software plus it taxes my brain and I learn something new every day.

Plus the £5000 a month I get from the sale of my apps on the Apple Store is nice extra pocket money, I am sure anyone can live on £10,000 a month of income living anywhere in the world, I choose Phuket due to it being expensive and international, you get a better class of long term farangs living here.

Enjoy your 'work' which seems to be a full time 'job' writing nonsense on this forum, your comments make me laugh 😁

You just come here to prove you are not as retarded as everyone else ?

Well, think twice about that

1 hour ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

I don't have to, I write the apps in my office in my house in Phuket.

I do it to keep my brain in gear and only visit this site now and then for a break to do something simple and noddy as a refresher, I laugh at the many people on this forum who seem to spend all day on it arguing with each other like children as they have no life and nothing else to do, it is a real contrast to the 'work' I do.

But seeing as you asked: As well as my income from rents from the UK and a pension my Thai partner also has rents coming from her properties in Thailand which she built from her tourist business over the years, so we have more money than we can spend, but I enjoy writing software plus it taxes my brain and I learn something new every day.

Plus the £5000 a month I get from the sale of my apps on the Apple Store is nice extra pocket money, I am sure anyone can live on £10,000 a month of income living anywhere in the world, I choose Phuket due to it being expensive and international, you get a better class of long term farangs living here.

Enjoy your 'work' which seems to be a full time 'job' writing nonsense on this forum, your comments make me laugh 😁

I didn't ask about your income.

27 minutes ago, emptypockets said:

I didn't ask about your income.

You need to look up the word 'imply', it will help you with understanding and comprehending what you write.

What is the meaning of the word imply?

to express (something) in an indirect way : to suggest (something) without saying or showing it plainly.

So your comment related to the fact I still work in a negative way does imply money as I do not know anybody who works for nothing, hence I proved you wrong with the details of my income.

I won't ask about your income though as I don't want to embarrass you, you are doing enough 'work' on this blog spending every working hour writing nonsense.

But you do make me laugh. 😃

1 hour ago, Hummin said:

You just come here to prove you are not as retarded as everyone else ?

Well, think twice about that

That is one way of putting it. 😄

What is your excuse?

Think twice about it.

8 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

That is one way of putting it. 😄

What is your excuse?

Think twice about it.

I have often thought about why we are here, truly, I have, and just being here, doesnt make me better than anyone else, but still I can be a good human, and see things from more than one side only. Thats quite rare here actually

Anyway, It actually make me feel better sometimes when I see whats going on here, and what people do and not do! So yes, of course Im happy to be me without trying to kick lower than I have to, and rather kick upwards.

On 2/13/2026 at 2:43 AM, Cameroni said:

Murderous thoughts did enter my mind before she returned. Even now she's back of we were in Phuket and I'd run into Pigman I'm not sure I'd be able to control myself.

Well, that’s understandable. The way she keeps circling back to him, she clearly finds him irresistible. So when he returns from his little sabbatical and she gravitates straight back, and you inevitably end up face-to-face with him, don’t be surprised if you too feel the pull and 'unable to control yourself'...

She’s clearly operating a few moves ahead of you. Smarter. More strategic.

Careful - you might accidentally find yourself cast in her geriatric ménage à trois.

4 hours ago, Hummin said:

and rather kick upwards.

... or in Phuket Girls case... kicking it all about town !!!! 🙊