Dear Folks,

Recently, after having watched a vid on YouTube, I think I have found my true love, and I feel the need to reach out to her.

I am now asking for your help, the collective help of the social-internet-power, to help me locate this girl.

Have you seen this woman?

As I say, I feel this Lightning-Like-Bond with her.

I know that my remaining days will never be complete or replete without her.

Can you help me out?

Who is she???

Surely, given the Info-assets of today's advanced technology, there MUST be a way for me to unite with her.

She is from NYC, in case you had not guessed, by now.

So, pls either post your thoughts about how to find her, in the comments section below, or....IF you know her, then...

PM me.

Having seen her, many times, recently, I know I will not be able to live without her, in peace.

Thank you.

Regards,

Gamma

Note: This girl is a real looker, unlike any other I have ever seen in my life.

Nice portrait of yourself there GlamourGamma. Why not at least give credit to the photographer for his fine work?

I'll say a few words so my daddy doesn't get upset.

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Have you seen this woman?

I'm sure this is her in the video.

Cracking sort 😍

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Have you seen this woman?

Have you tried Walmart ?

5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Have you seen this woman?

Yep, unfortunately you posted an image. This will be really hard to unsee.

2 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I'm sure this is her in the video.

Cracking sort 😍

Why is there no string in the weed wacker?

She's my wife. So you'd better keep your hands off of him.

13 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Have you seen this woman?

Psst - it's not a woman.

Is that really you Gamma or is that KhaoSokSusan?

10 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

Is that really you Gamma or is that KhaoSokSusan?

You have finally outed me.

During the past many years, since about the year 2013, ...

I had been lurking in the closet.

I had been living a lie.

Now, though, ....just now, in fact....

Seeing myself on TV, as i really am...

Is just so....

EMPOWERING......

I feel like a new man.

I mean, a new woman.

Or, a new something, or other.

Whatever I am, I am happy to finally have broken free....

And, GOD KNOWS, this is my song.......

Note: I am the 500-Million and ONE-th who has always loved vacuum.

Sucking is just so good.

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Sucking is just so good

So then you know KhaoSokSusan?

What about Tim Curry?

Did you ever see the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the 8th Street Playhouse in New York next-door to Electric Lady Land Studio?

Maybe all a bit before your time.

1 minute ago, Alpha84 said:

So then you know KhaoSokSusan?

What about Tim Curry?

Did you ever see the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the 8th Street Playhouse in New York next-door to Electric Lady Land Studio?

Maybe all a bit before your time.

Sorry: Did you say KhaoSokSusan or Khao Sucked Susan?

6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Sorry: Did you say KhaoSokSusan or Khao Sucked Susan?

You’ll have to ask him/her yourself. I’m sorry I can’t answer on his/her behalf. Not even sure which pronoun he/she prefers these days.

I am seriously feeling increasingly compelled to suggest to AN Admin that they introduce a new topic category : Boring Trolls and Tax Advice !

17 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Have you seen this woman?

"Aaaaaahhh..." *slapping my hand over my eyes*

" Why did you did this to me? It will be burnt into my imagination for the rest of my life." Smoke rising out of my ears while blood emerging over my cheeks coming from under my hands.*

38 minutes ago, Schoggibueb said:

"Aaaaaahhh..." *slapping my hand over my eyes*

" Why did you did this to me? It will be burnt into my imagination for the rest of my life." Smoke rising out of my ears while blood emerging over my cheeks coming from under my hands.*

She's a keeper, no doubt.

And, if one stares long enough, she actually IS beautiful,

Except for the teeth.
She needs dental braces.

Or, maybe veneer treatments....

The threads and posts of the OP clearly show that he has abandoned everything that has to do with real live. Internet/social media have been his world for a long time.

On the other hand, sometimes I reach the conclusion that the OP is a highly intelligent person wanting to collect as many clicks as possible as the only goal, by posting absurd threads, surpassing the fantasy of anyone, born by a woman.

But then no, he is the product of a lonely live, the internet his only friend remaining.

Over.

3 hours ago, swissie said:

The threads and posts of the OP clearly show that he has abandoned everything that has to do with real live.

Why not just say: "This nitwit has totally lost touch with reality", rather than beat around the bush?

Why must you couch your constructive criticisms in such polite niceties?

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Not sure.

But, my guess is that you are less direct in your approach simply because you are from Zurich.

On 3/8/2026 at 8:34 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

Why not just say: "This nitwit has totally lost touch with reality", rather than beat around the bush?

Why must you couch your constructive criticisms in such polite niceties?

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Not sure.

But, my guess is that you are less direct in your approach simply because you are from Zurich.

Perhaps I am a gentleman of the "old school".