Oh dear, oh dear. Herman the German being messy and quite the facepalm rampage here... just glad it wasn't a Brit or this thread would be 20 pages long by now.

Someone could not handle the local moonshine....5555?

4 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

A wild animal, he belongs in Pattaya.

You are jealous of Pattaya.....5555

"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

1 hour ago, captpkapoor said:

Top quality Western tourist!

Yeah, we want more of these.

Where are the Indian & the Chinese tourists that always were accused of misbehaving? It is strange that these type like to parade around naked in public places. Some inherent mental issue...???

21 minutes ago, hanbla said:

But to be honest the two naked ladyboys running after an Indian was hilarious. 😁

You sound a little bit jealous.

1 hour ago, 1happykamper said:

I've only lived in Thailand since 2015. Did nut jobs like this guy often visit Thailand? Or is this just in recent years?

Too many crazies smashing up 7's.. Running naked... Sex in public and on and on. So...?

Two decades ago when I lived on Samui we didn't get these types, but we did get a lot of underworld fugitives from the UK, they were fairly harmless unless you antagonized them.

It does seem like more crazies are coming, but I would say that that's just indicative of the entire planet which seems to be collectively losing its mind these days.

1 hour ago, Kandinski said:

You could be partly right. Contrary to alcohol weed is known to stimulate hair growth which may explain the hugh difference between the two groups .... when it comes to hair.

Correct.

Tried to get wifey to stop the wacky-baccy.

Now looks like Cousin It & the forest downstairs.......🙃🙃

1 hour ago, Ebumbu said:

"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Wash day, nothing clean....

3 hours ago, save the frogs said:

why dont you move to hua hin?

pattaya is a zoo.

Hua Hin is full of grumpty Brits and French. They sit around smoking.

Just now, khaosokman said:

Hua Hin is full of grumpty Brits and French. They sit around smoking.

so where is the best place? chiang mai and udon?

quality of expats is better?

Just now, save the frogs said:

so where is the best place? chiang mai and udon?

quality of expats is better?

The smaller places where the trash don't go.

No doubt there will be the usual explanations on here that it was all due to the legalisation of cannabis which was to blame.

What does he identify as ?
72 choices of gender and mental disorders listed in Germany.

2 hours ago, Kenny Boy said:

Another loser with an addiction to weed.

Pathetic

I knew there'd be one!

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26 minutes ago, khaosokman said:

The smaller places where the trash don't go.

U mean its already full with room for no more?

A taser reaches that far? If so good accuracy as guy was moving

24 minutes ago, phil2407 said:

A taser reaches that far? If so good accuracy as guy was moving

No. To deploy a Taser successfully you need to be very close, generally between 2m-5m. This range helps ensure both officer safety and an effective probe spread on the target to achieve neuromuscular incapacitation.

2 hours ago, Ebumbu said:

"Give me your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

"We're apprehending you for stealing that motorcycle, Helmut!"

He's probably on a long term visa too. Lives there. No criminal record checks. Open borders. Total cesspitt, wrecked Thailand.

in the words of corporal Jones, they don't like it up 'em

4 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Ha ha, I'm one of the animals 😊

Should we take that as you now are using a triple mix of: scopolamine, 3-quinuclidinyl benzilate and midazolam?

Anyway, thank you for being honest, Sir!

yet another drugged up nutjob

1 hour ago, Hanuman2547 said:

No. To deploy a Taser successfully you need to be very close, generally between 2m-5m. This range helps ensure both officer safety and an effective probe spread on the target to achieve neuromuscular incapacitation.

A taser DOES reach that far obviously - try asking the guy with no clothes on!

8 hours ago, Terrance8812 said:

Thank goodness it was "Operation Rouge Todger" that was finally able to bring him down. Had they not caught him in time you might have had a serious case of free balling along the Gulf of Thailand.

Phone theft, motorcycle theft, kayak escape, naked swim, taser. Was he trying to do a biathlon and a triathlon all at the same time?

Run forest Run.

48 minutes ago, sambum said:

A taser DOES reach that far obviously - try asking the guy with no clothes on!

I saw a video on youtube where a crazy female US cop tased a guy on his nuts.She was fired right after the police chief saw the bodycam.

5 hours ago, Kenny Boy said:

Another loser with an addiction to weed.

Pathetic

More likely yabaa or yaice, only 10bht a tablet.

4 hours ago, ravip said:

Where are the Indian & the Chinese tourists that always were accused of misbehaving? It is strange that these type like to parade around naked in public places. Some inherent mental issue...???

Nordic types have always been like that.

The first naked women I ever saw (1960s) was Swedish camping movies, always running around naked.

1 minute ago, BritManToo said:

Nordic types have always been like that.

The first naked women I ever saw (1960s) was Swedish camping movies, always running around naked.

Good memories from my holidays in sweden in the 80s..blonde and beatiful and easy to get.

Just now, norsurin said:

Good memories from my holidays in sweden in the 80s..blonde and beatiful and easy to get.

Knee length blond pubic hair?