Mary had a little lamb,

It's fleece was black as charcoal..

And everywhere that Mary went

A spark flew from it a_hole.

Hmmmm Saturday I'm bored.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock

Little Beau Peep was sucking his @@##$

When he came she began to weep

Because frome the taste of his ##$%^ he'd been $%%&^& her sheep !!!

Didn't know Humpty Dumpty came from New Zealand!

Hey diddle diddle

the cat did a piddle

all over the bathroom mat

The little dog laughed to see such fun

and piddled all over the cat.

The definition of very bad/groan/what a sense of humour=Thaddeus

Nice to see you, to see you nice

Nothing for a pair, not in this game.

It was Bruce's birthday yesterday

The definition of very bad/groan/what a sense of humour=Thaddeus

That means you like me, right

It's the devil inside Thaddie....kiss,big hug fellow weirdo.Take care of those dogs xxxxxxx.

Where have all the poets gone!

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Beware cheap imposters!

^Yes, you get what you pay for. Expensive imposters are guaranteed to be far more unreliable...

Never take anything for granted!

What? Discount imposters? Well I never...

What about when a student gets a grant?

Or when you meet somebody called grant?

Or when somebody grants you a favour?

Or when you .. - Oh Never mind.

I know an Australian chap called Grant!

Yes, I know him too. Housing Grant. He can be quite generous.

Yes, I know him too. Housing Grant. He can be quite generous.

That's not him though!

My wife is an immi-Grant

I'll grant you that!

my wife used to, 'grant & groan', as she caried out washing basket.

On February 25 138 AD — Roman emperor Hadrian (full name= Publius Aelius Traianus Hadrianus) adopted Antoninus Pius on condition that Antoninus adopted Marcus Annius Aurelius Verus.

Spitting and/or swallowing of the ejaculatory fluids may cause different sexual stimulations. Also, eye contact, during fellatio or cunnilingus, may be very stimulating and more pleasurable because it acknowledges that a real person is performing oral sex, not a machine or sex toy.[citation needed] Autofellatio is a possible but rare variant; autocunnilingus may also be possible for women with extremely flexible spines

Cultural attitudes towards oral sex range from disgust to reverence: in Ancient Rome, fellatio was considered profoundly taboo,[5] whereas in Chinese Taoism, cunnilingus is revered as a spiritually fulfilling practice that is believed to enhance longevity.[6] In modern Western culture, some people have reservations about oral sex, but it is nevertheless widely practiced.

There are many words describing oral sex, including euphemisms and slang. Like all aspects of sexuality, there exists a very large number of variations on a theme, making it essentially impossible to compose a comprehensive list.

Giving head - A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head," from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job," manual stimulation). A play on the slang term "head" resulted in the slang term "brains," or "brain salad surgery," "domes," or "getting domes."[citation needed]

Cunnilingus is also sometimes referred to as "muff diving," "eating out," or "poon-job," a slang term and a cunnilingus variant of "blow job" (see the section of Fellatio above), where "poon" is short for poontang or punani.

Additionally, in lesbian culture several common slang terms used are "carpet munching," "giving lip," "lip service," or "tipping the velvet" (a faux-"Victorian" expression invented by novelist Sarah Waters).

Additional slang terms for oral sex include "going down on" (female and male), "licking out" (female), "blow job" (male), "dome" (female and male), "sucking off" (male), "rolling cigars" (male recipient), "lolly-gagging" (gay male-on-male), and "gaining knowledge" (male recipient).

Source: Wikipedia

On February 25 138 AD — Roman emperor Hadrian (full name= Publius Aelius Traianus Hadrianus) adopted Antoninus Pius on condition that Antoninus adopted Marcus Annius Aurelius Verus.

Description= Hadrian and Antinous in Egypt. Plate VII from "De Figuris Veneris"

Source= http://www.arterotismo.com/PaulAvril/index.htm

Crikey Kayo! That lady he's nailing in the pooper hasn't got any boobies.

Talk about throwing a spanner....

Which reminds me.

He 'erected' a bl00dy big wall as well

Such is life.

Do you think he's probing for smuggled cash?

in Chinese Taoism, cunnilingus is revered as a spiritually fulfilling practice that is believed to enhance longevity...

I was wondering about my next holiday destination... Heathrow to Shanghai £436 return... tasty.