who likes sexy Latin lingo

in the Latin Quarter of...

downtown paris isnt very safe

even gendarmerie come in pairs

with bottles of dom perrigan

and noveaux Beaujolias ,freshly bottled

(sorry about spelling,Zpete Friday night & slightly Merry-hic ...you know what I mean.have a good weekend )

and learning French with Assimil...

"My head feels neanderthal today!"

all swollen and empty yet

but prepared and ready to...

go boldly "Where no man ..

has cum before you and.....

never a flea to spray

only abdominal parasites in the

Large and small intestines which

for an odd man out...

of the closet at last

gets even with his detractors

A man is a man

no matter who she is.....

said the Tiffany's exotic dancer

to the drunken farang retiree

whilst chewing on a Mintie

to refresh his halitosis and...

freshen his alcohol tainted tastebuds

and his alcohol pickled brain

soaked in frothy beery juices

fermenting slowly while the yeast

of Stella the supreme belgian...

is spreading rampant thrush amongst.......