Tigs is very tall and hansum and so is his wife.

Why thank you Patsy. You may have shattered so many assumptions!

The biggest of which being her adherence to veracity.

Halleluya!

Kayo has another bar? Where? When? Did I miss something?

WB khall - have you been holidaying?

The biggest of which being her adherence to veracity.

Her adherence to veracity??? She not talking about the 'Dead sea scrolls' you know!!!

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the dilemmas of our housemates...

How very poetic.

Nice one Ping.

Kayo has another bar? Where? When? Did I miss something?

Hiya Khall, WB.

I'm in Cambridge, Engerlund. Yep running a bar for this place: Chang Chompuu's latest job.

Glad to see you still return to Bedlam for intellectually stimulating conversation though.

Those drinks prices are incredibly cheap. A pound a pint?

Classic control measure for students. Keep them pissed and they don't demonstrate.

The price of a half is one pound.

Students drinking a half? ....... maybe at John Moores.

The price of a half is one pound.

Students drinking a half? ....... maybe at John Moores.

And making it last two hours!

Whisper sweet nothings in German in her ear. It's genetic, she will immediately surrender and give up half of North Africa to boot !! Great place for family holidays when you go back-to Scandinavians.

I hadn't read that properly the first time.

Good one.

Plot Synopsis:

*Kayo beds housemate

*Kayo stops bedding housemate and all goes well.

*Kayo meets Danish Blonde in France and starts "dating" her. Long distance.

*Kayo buys a double bed when Danish Blonde visits Kayo in the U.K. for a weekend.

*Kayo takes Danish Blonde back to the Airport for her return to France. Kayo beds an Irish Blonde that night.

*Kayo meets Irish Blonde's Housemate, French Brunette, and fall head over toes.

*Kayo is still with French Brunette three months on, but sometimes Kayo gets drunk and dabbles with any female customer at Kayo's bar.

Oh, and Kayo and his male housemate build a shed.

And what is in the shed?

Sadly nothing too exciting. We did think about putting Burmese or Cambodian sex slaves in there, but ultimately went for a music rehearsal room.

Glad to see you still return to Bedlam for intellectually stimulating conversation though.

As always, my pleasure

Those drinks prices are incredibly cheap. A pound a pint?

Classic control measure for students. Keep them pissed and they don't demonstrate.

Yeah, some of the prices have been updated since those were put online actually, put yeah, 2 pounds a pint, for most taps, and one pound a pint on the IPA.

Most classic drinks (G&T, V&C, JD&C, etc...) £2.00 too.

how come we didnt go there for drinks then

30p for hot choc! THAT is cheap!! its atleast 3 dollars here! or 4 or 5!

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the dilemmas of our housemates...

How very poetic.

Nice one Ping.

Kayo has another bar? Where? When? Did I miss something?

Hiya Khall, WB.

I'm in Cambridge, Engerlund. Yep running a bar for this place: Chang Chompuu's latest job.

Nice site but no photo of the clown in uniform or in a costume.

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the dilemmas of our housemates...

How very poetic.

Nice one Ping.

Kayo has another bar? Where? When? Did I miss something?

Hiya Khall, WB.

I'm in Cambridge, Engerlund. Yep running a bar for this place: Chang Chompuu's latest job.

Heya Kayo! Nice pub - a bit of a step up from the last establishment

Yes and no. It's posher. I'm not.

I kind of miss the rock'n'roll of the cocktail bar in the tropics though. Rather a lot.

Yes and no. It's posher. I'm not.

I kind of miss the rock'n'roll of the cocktail bar in the tropics though. Rather a lot.

Get back to the tropics then!

Yep. Go troppo.

Right. All bet's are back on.

This time, she left yesterday, back to France again, where she will be for the next THREE months, this time. (All together now....: we're all going on a summer holiday...)

Schedule: 21-24th June, she comes back here for a visit.

09th -27th July, I go there for a visit, and we drive down to the south of France for a week or so of sunshine.

27th July - 17th September.... ???

Ready, ... Set....

place your bets!

Right. All bet's are back on.

This time, she left yesterday, back to France again, where she will be for the next THREE months, this time. (All together now....: we're all going on a summer holiday...)

Schedule: 21-24th June, she comes back here for a visit.

09th -27th July, I go there for a visit, and we drive down to the south of France for a week or so of sunshine.

27th July - 17th September.... ???

Ready, ... Set....

place your bets!

Too many variables (ie. time and distance) to quote reliable starting odds.

But historically the odds show it should be even money by next Wednesday.

No, no, no! No bets from me - I couldn't get decent odds. (A suppose blondie[?] will be expecting a 'phone call..)

" I suppose Blondie will be gettin' a call"

I ain't in france yet.

Anyway, it's Tuesday morning, 48 hours after her departure, and whomever was silly enough to bet on me being a good boy has already lost./ sorry./

I think you need help!

^^^ Yes, If you've a spare one, I'll help !!!!

Chemical castration comes to mind.

Ouch!!!

Chemical castration, no big deal.

I bin chemically castrated with "Zoladex" to kill prostate cancer cells as much as possible before radiation therapy.

I am now becoming a female in a guys body.

Even growing femme boobs, not fatty like men boobs.

Wish it would stop whiskers growing.

Mind you, mid winter here, hot flashes are good on cold nites.

Way "Toooooooo much " information there Pete.

Way "Toooooooo much " information there Pete.

Oh I don't think so!

'Katoey Pete'. No, I wouldn't take the p1ss over something so invasive of your body. But it is good to see you have adopted the right attitude and can 'laugh in the face of adversity'. Believe me, when you come over, I won't take the p1ss. (Okay, well, maybe just a little bit...)