When they were handing out noses - he thought they said roses and said he wanted a big, red one

CB

When they were handing out brains he thought they said trains and he'd catch the next one

CB

When they were handing out ears he thought they said beers and wanted two with big handles

CB

when they were handing out cocks he thought they said clocks and said he wanted a small one with hands on

CB

But wait there's more:

When they were handing out bellies he thought they said jellies and asked for a big wobbly one

CB

Whoever "he" is, he should get his ears checked.

It was part of an old vaudeville song, the lyrics changed and some were very rude - ask Suiging he will probably remember the performances from his early childhood days .

CB

fuc_k a duck

cock up

ball breaker

tlsw

Shiver me timbers!

Shiver me timbers!

Shiver me timbers? What sort of swear word is that ya knock kneed landlubber.

You'd be keel hauled if you used that one on a real ship

shiver me timbers - sheesh

Pirate Captain: where's me buccaneers?

Crew: on ya buccan head

CB

Fcuck me dead then.

Shiver me timbers!

Shiver me timbers? What sort of swear word is that ya knock kneed landlubber.

You'd be keel hauled if you used that one on a real ship

shiver me timbers - sheesh

Pirate Captain: where's me buccaneers?

Crew: on ya buccan head

CB

Sorry CB, I was being a bit prudish!

Fcuck me dead then.

Shouldn't that read '<deleted> me to death then'?

Have we had "piss flaps" yet ?

I think we have but not sure

tlsw mud flaps

In the Marines, the blacks in my platoon called one of the young US officers "tampax" because he was "white, up tight, and outta sight"

I still don't know what this means

CB

Have we had "piss flaps" yet ?

beef curtains

num nuts

meat head

snot nose

tlsw

In the Marines, the blacks in my platoon called one of the young US officers "tampax" because he was "white, up tight, and outta sight"

I still don't know what this means

CB

That's a good one CB, very good!

In the Marines, the blacks in my platoon called one of the young US officers "tampax" because he was "white, up tight, and outta sight"

I still don't know what this means

CB

That's a good one CB, very good!

I have my moments

CB

SOMCHAI!

SOMCHAI!

Ah!

SOMCHAI!

Ah!

Bisto?

SOMCHAI!

Ah!

Bisto?

Hmmnn!

SOMCHAI!

Ah!

Bisto?

Hmmnn!

Huh?

You really need to be English for that one CB

You really need to be English for that one CB

And if you are, it was a good one!

You really need to be English for that one CB

And if you are, it was a good one!

Sometimes I'm proud to be English Tigs, extend that to British, we have collectively taught the world the importance of a good back-hand stroke, how to kick a ball, how to hit a ball with any implement, flattened, rounded or pointed.

And more importantly, as this is the last swear word thread....... how to make good <deleted> gravy.

I have to agree!

Slow down boys........Remember cooking references have led to the demise of many.

Shagged TLSW.

Slow down boys........Remember cooking references have led to the demise of many.

Shagged TLSW.

Ah Gravox

CB

Sometimes I'm proud to be English Tigs,

I am always proud to be Australian mate not just sometimes

extend that to British, we have collectively taught the world the importance of a good back-hand stroke, how to kick a ball, how to hit a ball with any implement, flattened, rounded or pointed.

And the British taught the world so well that the now get regularly beaten by every other country in the globe.

I had an English roast for lunch today with a friend of mine - it was my first such meal in nearly 5 years. The gravy was good too. Washed down the meal with a couple of pints on Guinness.

farkin' nice it was too

CB

Sometimes I'm proud to be English Tigs,

I am always proud to be Australian mate not just sometimes

extend that to British, we have collectively taught the world the importance of a good back-hand stroke, how to kick a ball, how to hit a ball with any implement, flattened, rounded or pointed.

And the British taught the world so well that the now get regularly beaten by every other country in the globe.

I had an English roast for lunch today with a friend of mine - it was my first such meal in nearly 5 years. The gravy was good too. Washed down the meal with a couple of pints on Guinness.

farkin' nice it was too

CB

That's 'fusion' food once you add in the Guinness!

samong ohn

kin ka ( if you like the funny animal , skinny with punk hair )

Bugger me till I blister!

Some people's wants and desires never cease to amaze me.

Some people's wants and desires never cease to amaze me.

It was a swear word/s to express amazement!

Sometimes I'm proud to be English Tigs,

I am always proud to be Australian mate not just sometimes

extend that to British, we have collectively taught the world the importance of a good back-hand stroke, how to kick a ball, how to hit a ball with any implement, flattened, rounded or pointed.

And the British taught the world so well that the now get regularly beaten by every other country in the globe.

I had an English roast for lunch today with a friend of mine - it was my first such meal in nearly 5 years. The gravy was good too. Washed down the meal with a couple of pints on Guinness.

farkin' nice it was too

CB

That's 'fusion' food once you add in the Guinness!

The pub had John Smith on tap also but I thought Guinness hmmmmmmmmmm yeah

tlsw what's ailin' ya ya big mug

CB