Knob 1 - a door handle

Knob 2 - A (sometimes) erect semen shooter

Glad you added "sometimes" to the definition. Much more accurate for us old coots. Thanks Mr. B....

Sticky - Tending to stick to things on contact.

Sticky - Vaguely resembling a stick.

Counterpoint - the art of combining melodies.

Counterpoint - the art of indicating your preferred choice of product to the person behind the bullet proof glass.

Counterpoint - the art of combining melodies.

Counterpoint - the art of indicating your preferred choice of product to the person behind the bullet proof glass.

I like that one Thaddeus. Well done.

Computer : an array of electronic wizardry that allows us access to the internet and other timewasting trivia.

Computer (Pattaya) : that human organ normally housed in the cranium that fails to function in so many men going to Thailand for the first time.

Computer : an array of electronic wizardry that allows us access to the internet and other timewasting trivia.

Computer (Pattaya) : that human organ normally housed in the cranium that fails to function in so many men going to Thailand for the first time.

Hard Drive: What most men over 60 dream about.

Software: What most men over 60 actually have.

This is an oldie, but mite be new for some.

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so much!

Love dat one.

Double meanings, love 'em.

Good one Pete. I loved it.

Barricuda (Noun) Any of several ferocious and gluttonous fishes often found in the West Indies. (Webster's)

Barricuda (Noun) Any of several ferocious and gluttonous ladies often found working in the bars of Pattaya. (Farang Prince)

I said I hadda pag of that sorta thing... drip feeding......LOL

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

That one, really cracked me up.

I said I hadda pag of that sorta thing... drip feeding......LOL

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

That one, really cracked me up.

That got a loud guffaw from me too Pete. Thanks.

I love this thread.

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

Dogma - a principle or set of principles laid down by an authority as incontrovertibly true.

Dogma - Mummy dog.

That's a good un!

Dogma - a principle or set of principles laid down by an authority as incontrovertibly true.

Dogma - Mummy dog.

Excellent Thaddeus.

Bigamist (Noun) Someone who is married to more than one person at the same time. (Webster's)

Bigamist (Noun) A glutton for punishment. (Farang Prince)

Nice "Fred" BTW "farang prince"

So lets play

1.

let

(past and past participle let, present participle let·ting, 3rd person present singular lets)

transitive verb

1. not prevent something: to allow something to happen or somebody to do something. You should let him explain what happened.

I won't let anything get in the way of us living a happy life together.

I never let myself worry about the future.

2. give somebody permission: to give somebody permission to do something. I want to go to the disco, but Dad won't let me.

3. expressing suggestion: used to express a suggestion, an offer, or an order

Let's eat - I'm starving.

Let me take that bag for you - you must be exhausted.

Let the show go on!

4. make something pass somewhere: to allow or cause something to pass from one place to another

You need to let some air out of those tires.

Open the window and let some fresh air in.

5. expressing resignation: used to indicate indifference to what happens or what somebody does, even though it may be unpleasant

Let them do their worst.

If he wants to leave then let him - see if I care!

6. environment release water from pond: to release or cause something to release water from a lagoon or pond by breaching a sandbar or other obstacle so that the water drains into a larger body such as the sea

7. rent out property: to allow people to use land, rooms, or a building in return for rent

8. Ireland say something: to utter something (informal)

9. mathematics logic make mathematical assumption: used to introduce an assumption or hypothesis

Old English laetan "leave behind, allow" < Indo-European, "let go"]

let alone used to introduce something that is even less likely or probable than what has just been mentioned

let go (of something) to stop holding something

let somebody have it to deliver a physical or verbal attack on somebody

let somebody or something be to stop bothering or interfering with somebody or something

let somebody know to inform somebody

We'll let you know as soon as we get the results.

let yourself go to start acting in a much more relaxed or less inhibited way than usual to stop caring about your appearance

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2.

let

(plural lets)

noun

1. replayed service shot: in games such as tennis and squash, a service in which the ball is obstructed and the shot has to be played again

2. replayed point: the point that is replayed because of a let

3. difficulty or obstacle: something that prevents somebody from doing something or makes it more difficult (formal) without let or hindrance

[12th century. < Old English lettan "hinder" < Germanic]

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Kan Win

and there was me tinking they shout "NET"

Let this be a lesson to all of us.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Cow Pat in "English"

Cow Pat in "Thailand"

You Kan smell or spell the difference.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

and there was me tinking they shout "NET"

Let this be a lesson to all of us.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Ya not alone there, it was nearly 40 years before I realised what it really was.

and there was me tinking they shout "NET"

Let this be a lesson to all of us.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Ya not alone there, it was nearly 40 years before I realised what it really was.

Another 'you learn something new every day' Pete?

Add this to OCs 'Jape' and it has been a productive day for some!

Cow Pat in "English"

Cow Pat in "Thailand"

You Kan smell or spell the difference.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Hehehe. Thanks Kan Win. Actually, I grew up next to a farm and we used a cow pasture to play baseball. I think when I was a kid I would call your first photo "second base."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

Backfire (Noun) In a gas engine, an explosion of gas at a wrong time or in a wrong place. (Webster's)

Backfire (Noun) In a Humvee or Bradley Fighting Vehicle, the ability to light one's farts (greatly enhanced by eating MRE's on a daily basis for several days or weeks in a row). (Farang Prince)

Explanation: MRE's (Meals Ready to Eat) are renowned for creating copious quantities of gas for the unfortunate souls that have to eat them on a regular basis. It is well documented that one of the great ways to pass time for soldiers is to light their farts. This practice probably goes back to the times of Alexander the Great.

Dedicated to my buddies still stuck in the Sand Box. Stay small bro's.

I said I hadda pag of that sorta thing... drip feeding......LOL

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

That one, really cracked me up.

A chance not to miss ................................................

"What a man, what a lift, what a jerk"

Jimmy McGee on weight lifting in olympics

I said I hadda pag of that sorta thing... drip feeding......LOL

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

That one, really cracked me up.

A chance not to miss ................................................

"What a man, what a lift, what a jerk"

Jimmy McGee on weight lifting in olympics

A true gem from a non-regular bedlam contributor...... keep it up and welcome to the club.

Malfeasance -wrongdoing, esp. by a public official.

Malfeesence - instinctively knowing that you are being over charged.

That's a good on taddy!

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

That'll be a 276 then, not a good round.

Inarticulate - unable to speak distinctly or express oneself clearly

Inarticulaté - driving a truck full of overly milky coffee.

This thread just gets better and better!