The hero I would love to be is myself. How can you want to be someone else when your already perfect?

Have you dropped the pretence Don?

A smoke screen without any smoke

"Oh lord it's so hard to be humble

when you get better looking each day..."

Taddy will know this song, he always does!

It's C&W so I shouldn't admit to anything.

However...............

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way

I can't wait to look in the mirror 'cause I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me, I must be a hel_l of a man

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can

I think Mac Davies must have had Donz in mind when he penned that.

Well done Taddy, you're very impressive. You know all the C&W even though you're not a fan.

And I don't even need to use google, which is more than a little worrying.

Perhaps that is my destiny..... by day a mild mannered rock fan, but come night-fall, I don the chaps, leather waist-coat and terrorise the bad guys with hours of slide guitar playing........ Bert Weedon with attitude

And I don't even need to use google, which is more than a little worrying.

Perhaps that is my destiny..... by day a mild mannered rock fan, but come night-fall, I don the chaps, leather waist-coat and terrorise the bad guys with hours of slide guitar playing........ Bert Weedon with attitude

"Night-fall", "chaps, leather waist coat" ? Sounds like an appearance at the Sydney Mardi Gras.

And I don't even need to use google, which is more than a little worrying.

Perhaps that is my destiny..... by day a mild mannered rock fan, but come night-fall, I don the chaps, leather waist-coat and terrorise the bad guys with hours of slide guitar playing........ Bert Weedon with attitude

"Night-fall", "chaps, leather waist coat" ? Sounds like an appearance at the Sydney Mardi Gras.

Oh please don't get on to spanking again!